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The Paige "Scandal" Thread Because Y'all Can't Help Yourselves and Keep Talking About It No Matter How Many Times We Move On


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1 hour ago, RolandTHTG said:

Amen. The absolute worst. The same socially awkward MFers everytime who get their panties in a knot because they lack the social skills to join in a fun conversation or in-joke, so instead its snide remarks about how the purity of the board and professional wrestling as we know it is tarnished and that the thread is going to be locked anyyyyy minute now. 

I think at least 99% of those posts are just jokes about how often the monthly thread gets shut down. 

And I would have looked around for these videos online, but I prefer my amateur porn to be filmed in a terrifying, nondescript apartment by average-looking Russians.

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4 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

When I make porn videos, we're watching Sale of the Century and Press Your Luck reruns Saturday nights on BUZZR. 

Bullshit. It's Seinfeld. You know it, I know it, this whole goddamn board knows it! 

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2 minutes ago, PetrolCB said:

Bullshit. It's Seinfeld. You know it, I know it, this goddamn board knows it!

I think there's a rule on this board that if someone references Seinfeld, someone else has to work it into a reply.

With that said, is this how that movie starts, but with a pizza delivery man?

 

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26 minutes ago, mattdangerously said:

I think at least 99% of those posts are just jokes about how often the monthly thread gets shut down. 

Does that make him the socially awkward MFer who gets his panties in a knot because he lacks the social skills to join in a fun conversation or in-joke?

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

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1 hour ago, piranesi said:

ME TV episode summary or near-future NY Times headline:

“Wonder Woman must rescue an alien ambassador from the Nazis. The alien passes judgment on mankind.”

It is John de Lancie's birthday today, after all.

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So has anyone been able to verify recent FB posts from Saraya and Ricky Knight? If they are legit, and combined with Saraya's Twitter, I'm legit worried about Paige. She allegedly has not been in a good place mentally and now all this happens and there is constant cyber harassment. I really hope WWE is reaching out to her, letting her know they support her 100%, they're not going to fire her over this and they will use the WWE legal team to help go after the people who hacked her account and are harassing her. Because if not, I have a weird feeling this is not going to end well.

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Just now, Brysynner said:

So has anyone been able to verify recent FB posts from Saraya and Ricky Knight? If they are legit, and combined with Saraya's Twitter, I'm legit worried about Paige. She allegedly has not been in a good place mentally and now all this happens and there is constant cyber harassment. I really hope WWE is reaching out to her, letting her know they support her 100%, they're not going to fire her over this and they will use the WWE legal team to help go after the people who hacked her account and are harassing her. Because if not, I have a weird feeling this is not going to end well.

Call me crazy, but I don't think WWE is doing shit for Paige. Maybe they won't fire her, but that's about it.

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27 minutes ago, zev said:

I think there's a rule on this board that if someone references Seinfeld, someone else has to work it into a reply.

With that said, is this how that movie starts, but with a pizza delivery man?

 

I had a pizza delivery porn back in my early 20s. It was called Pizza Sluts and the VHS cassette was orange.

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5 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Roleplaying as Bob Crane getting his head bashed in with a camera tripod is also fun.

Y'know, it's odd, but in retrospect I always figured that with the Hogan guys, (that's "Hogan guys" as in Col. Hogan, not "Hulk" Hogan), that it would be Richard Dawson who would meet his end in a sleazy motel room.

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7 minutes ago, OSJ said:

Y'know, it's odd, but in retrospect I always figured that with the Hogan guys, (that's "Hogan guys" as in Col. Hogan, not "Hulk" Hogan), that it would be Richard Dawson who would meet his end in a sleazy motel room.

I think you are selling Werner Klemperer waaaaaay short here.

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Is it bad that my only thought on this whole thing is that I am glad that Impact Wrestling is already pre-taped for the next month so they can't do anything stupid or tasteless to try to get attention for their own program with a silly "tune in to Impact Wrestling see the video that the entire wrestling industry is talking about" angle this week?

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23 minutes ago, OSJ said:

Y'know, it's odd, but in retrospect I always figured that with the Hogan guys, (that's "Hogan guys" as in Col. Hogan, not "Hulk" Hogan), that it would be Richard Dawson who would meet his end in a sleazy motel room.

It was Richard Dawson that introduced Crane to John Heney Carpenter, who became friends with Crane, and was the prime suspect in his death. Carpenter was aquitted in 1994.

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Just now, Dolfan in NYC said:

On WOR, Meltzer has reported no one will be punished for the Paige leaks.  

with the caveat of "unless a major sponsor makes a big deal about it"

Also - the Summer Rae photos have been proven to be fakes (I am taking Diva Dirt's word on that)

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That Tammy Sytch vid is only seven minutes long.  No way is that the entire list of guys she's been with.

If that didn't punch my one way ticket to Hell, the fact that the first thought in my head after the "scandal" broke, was "Awesome!  Paige likes black dudes, too!" will certainly encourage Satan to keep the coals hot in the particular special corner in Hades that is meant for me.

Paige, my dear, from now on do not record your private business on any sort of mobile device.  No good will come of it.

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4 hours ago, Dolfan in NYC said:

On WOR, Meltzer has reported no one will be punished for the Paige leaks.  

Realistically, there wasn't much they could do, even if they wanted.  Paige is basically bulletproof as long as Rocky's making the movie about her family.  They're not going to fire her and risk somebody else hiring her and making a profit off of that.  I doubt she was ever coming back to TV even before this.  Xavier moves too much merch to get in any kind of significant trouble.  At best, they could have rehired Maddox and fired him as soon as he signed his contract.

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7 minutes ago, mattdangerously said:

Realistically, there wasn't much they could do, even if they wanted.  Paige is basically bulletproof as long as Rocky's making the movie about her family.  They're not going to fire her and risk somebody else hiring her and making a profit off of that.  I doubt she was ever coming back to TV even before this.  Xavier moves too much merch to get in any kind of significant trouble.  At best, they could have rehired Maddox and fired him as soon as he signed his contract.

They'll rehire Maddox and put him in Curt Hawkins spot after Hawkins gets axed.

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Meltz had also suggested that WWE needs to be careful in bringing down the hammer here because they risk setting a precedent that they won't want to enforce down the road. You cut Paige for this or come down on Woods, what happens when you want to bring Hogan back? And then there's the issue that plenty of other wrestlers likely have material of a similar nature floating around out there, because relatively young, hot people like to fuck and document it, go figure. What would happen if this were Cena fucking with a belt on? Barring a post-coital racist tirade, they wouldn't be interested in axing him over it.

Paige and Woods are the victims here, but also as a matter of policy consideration, doing nothing is the right move. 

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1 hour ago, West Newbury Bad Boy said:

What would happen if this were Cena fucking with a belt on?

Didn't someone find Cena's old geocities page from when he was in college ages ago? He used to be into some majorly freaky shit, if that was real.

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