Spritenaut 32 Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 8 minutes ago, RIPPA said: New contender for worst shirt ever It'll have to fight pretty much every other pro wrestling shirt ever for that one. I'm mildly interested in Bullet Club merch, but I'd have to: (A) Talk myself into going to Hot Topic. (B) Talk myself into buying a pro wrestling shirt for the first time ever. I can stomach Hot Topic. I have absolutely no interest in ever buying a pro wrestling shirt. No sale. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 You could just order one online and save yourself the perils of Hot Topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SorceressKnight Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 6 hours ago, RIPPA said: New contender for worst shirt ever And people wonder if 205 Live is a "main eventer"-caliber show or not. If you're getting shirts THAT bad, you're a main eventer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted September 22, 2017 Share Posted September 22, 2017 I really don't want to know what's in his sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Ryan said: I really don't want to know what's in his sauce. Enzo was so distraught by Cass' betryal, he killed Cass, cut him up, and made his famous sauce and meatballs. If Enzo ever gets repackaged, a gimmick based on Ed Gein, Leatherface, and Hannibal Lecter is the way to go. The saw is family. How you doin'? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 You went the other direction with my sauce punchline. Stick to the higher ground. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 He was the guerilla terrorist in the food service industry. [The Narrator looks at Enzo, who's urinating in a pot] Enzo Amore: Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch. Narrator: Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well ... Enzo Amore (snickers): Go ahead. Tell 'em. Narrator: You get the idea. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted September 23, 2017 Share Posted September 23, 2017 Eh, since we're fantasy booking Enzo, here's how I'd do it; 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peck Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 On 9/22/2017 at 9:51 AM, RIPPA said: New contender for worst shirt ever It's almost like they hate him SO much they're intentionally sabotaging the one thing that he has actually going for him so they can make it more justifiable to get rid of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted September 24, 2017 Author Share Posted September 24, 2017 26 minutes ago, Peck said: It's almost like they hate him SO much they're intentionally sabotaging the one thing that he has actually going for him so they can make it more justifiable to get rid of him. The next sabotage will be his newest merch, that being a Bodysuit Man outfit. Surely, that'll get him fired. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 2 hours ago, PetrolCB said: The next sabotage will be his newest merch, that being a Bodysuit Man outfit. Surely, that'll get him fired. Dripping strawberry juice on Vince's powder blue blazer didn't work either. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 3 hours ago, Peck said: It's almost like they hate him SO much they're intentionally sabotaging the one thing that he has actually going for him so they can make it more justifiable to get rid of him. I think WWE's merch department just sucks in for the most part. Lest we forget Daniel Bryan's flying goat shirts and beard hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HumanChessgame Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 On 9/22/2017 at 6:54 PM, Ryan said: I really don't want to know what's in his sauce. Don't worry, there's a recipe but you can't teach that. This shirt reminds me of that Yeti guy Josh from Tough Enough and those corny promos he would cut. Is that guy still employed? On 9/22/2017 at 10:02 AM, Horton Hears a Wooo!!! said: It'll have to fight pretty much every other pro wrestling shirt ever for that one. I'm mildly interested in Bullet Club merch, but I'd have to: (A) Talk myself into going to Hot Topic. (B) Talk myself into buying a pro wrestling shirt for the first time ever. I can stomach Hot Topic. I have absolutely no interest in ever buying a pro wrestling shirt. No sale. You'd think that as someone whose wardrobe contains more metal band shirts than anything else I'd be ok with owning a wrestling shirt or two, but I've owned one in my 25+ years as a fan (a Cactus Jack Wanted Dead shirt) and don't have much of a desire to change that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARMDRAGON Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted September 27, 2017 Share Posted September 27, 2017 Needs more Darryl. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Its as crazy as he is. Also, since Darryl is actually a product from some company, I doubt they could use it on merch without permission. Maybe just the name and cat caricature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 On 9/22/2017 at 2:51 PM, RIPPA said: New contender for worst shirt ever That's fucking awful, fitting for Enzo Amore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Sweetser Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 13 hours ago, ARMDRAGON said: I love "MOTTOMOTTOMOTTO" on the back. It fits. Shine on, you crazy diamond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 WWE now sells polo shirts online. Balor, Rollins, Orton, Nakamura, Styles and Sasha Banks are the first ones. Just their logos on color appropriate shirts (Nak = red, for instance). $34.99, though. But I'm buying the Balor and Rollins ones. No more striped polos for me at work, yay! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Finn Balor's new shirt: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Natural Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Also... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 To go along with the Rollins shirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 3 minutes ago, RIPPA said: To go along with the Rollins shirt Got be honest, I've only ever seen one or a couple of UpUpDownDown episodes. Recommendations of videos to catch? Ta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 The competition episodes are always a good start. Check out the UUDD thread on the board. The best are usually embedded. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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