Curt McGirt Posted February 8, 2020 Share Posted February 8, 2020 I'm not even going to speculate on why they were trying to bring librarians into the conversation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 I want to assassinate whoever in Domino's decided to rip off Risky Business and has me grasping for the mute button every fucking time "Old Time Rock & Roll" by Bob Seger comes on my fucking television 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted February 9, 2020 Share Posted February 9, 2020 Every time I hear or see that Turbo Tax "All people are tax people" ad I want to find the marketing department and stab them all with heated up forks in the eyes and ears. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 Oh god yes. I'm gonna expand that to include any commercial with people dancing, especially white people. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 I apologize for any of us who lack rhythm. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Ryan said: I apologize for any of us who lack rhythm. Â 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted February 10, 2020 Share Posted February 10, 2020 I could probably pretend to have rhythm. Just teach me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 Just watching Colbert and he and James Marsden were talking commercials and started singing this. ...I remembered every lyric and sang along. The crowd sat there perplexed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonial Posted February 23, 2020 Share Posted February 23, 2020 Not the greatest of commercials when, after watching it, you check to see if George Wendt died and you missed it (it’s footage of Wendt from 1983, but dubbed over by him in 2020). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 Fuck Subaru commercials. All of em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 This commercial makes me want to kill. Â 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted March 6, 2020 Share Posted March 6, 2020 The Kazoo Killer. You murder them all with their own kazoo fashioned into a knife. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Oh man: the Shriners commercial that keeps airing on AXS with the disabled kid who looks like a tiny adult in a wheelchair. SO CREEPY. And how do they get disabled kids that are better talkers/actors than normal adults?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Aw, come on, leave the kid alone. They've got it hard enough. I'll leave the "normal" comment alone. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Sorry, I didn't mean to come off like an asshole. The one kid is just so strange looking; I cannot place his age at all. And I've dealt with disability myself, so didn't mean "normal" as an insult. Poor choice of wording. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 If it's one of their spokeskids, I think he has brittle bone disease and is now around 18. Depends on the ad, they have several of varying age. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Koch Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 (edited) I get tired of seeing it, but mostly because I've been in children's hospitals way too much because my stepson has had cancer multiple times. At least the Shriner's Hospital is a legit charity unlike the Kars 4 Kids scam. "And how do they get disabled kids that are better talkers/actors than normal adults?! " Getting a terminal/major disease makes you grow up fast. I've met a lot of 8 year olds who are way more mature and level headed than most 20-30 year olds. Edited March 11, 2020 by Neil Koch 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 (edited) 5 hours ago, Neil Koch said: the Kars 4 Kids scam That reminds of the Wounded Warriors program getting popped for internal corruption and having to clean house. They must've really done a 360 to still have their commercials on TV all the time still. Edited March 11, 2020 by Curt McGirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 So, they're just as corrupt as they ever were? Semantics! They tried to do a 180, but probably did about a 138. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 I have never claimed to be a math major (Seriously, I did think about that for half a second and ended up screwing up anyway) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted March 12, 2020 Share Posted March 12, 2020 Wounded Warrior, Komen, and all trendy, corrupt charities can fuck right off. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 (edited) On 3/6/2020 at 3:33 PM, Ryan said: The Kazoo Killer. You murder them all with their own kazoo fashioned into a knife. That's a fantastic idea...or I just kill them by ramming their kazoos down their throats. Think Hugo Stiglitz asphyxiating the one nazi soldier by ramming his fist down his throat. Edited March 21, 2020 by Nice Guy Eddie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driver Posted March 21, 2020 Share Posted March 21, 2020 And it should be set in Kalamazoo(aka KZOO). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Koch Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 The Apple Airpods one with the girl spastically dancing around a city can eat a bag of dicks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted March 25, 2020 Share Posted March 25, 2020 2 hours ago, Neil Koch said: The Apple Airpods one with the girl spastically dancing around a city can eat a bag of dicks. Apple commercials in general are hit or miss since they all seem to try too hard to be hip and cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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