J.T. Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 On 12/30/2016 at 11:15 AM, Kuetsar said: These new KFC commercials with Rob Riggle need to die in a fire. For that matter so does his career(Don't want anything to happen to him personally, I just want his untalented ass to go away). . . . He should not be allowed to do anything comedic that isn't related to football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Ad Council sure knows how to bring the feels. Imagine if they had this in time for the Super Bowl. Now THAT would have been a super effective tie-in. But what a great commercial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 On 2/12/2017 at 3:32 AM, J.T. said: Holy shit. TurboTax's new Humpty Dumpty marketing campaign is killing it! Yeah but on the other hand I'm sick of their ads with that annoying sack of donkey shit DJ Khaled popping up before every other YouTube video... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Because I just saw it on TV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
driver Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 When I get up in the morning to get ready for work I turn on ESPN to drown out the voices in my head. And every morning the same commercial for a drug rehab center airs and the thing that stands out to me the most is a women running and then melodramatically falling to her knees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 There are no words for how much I love this advertisement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 I have no fucking clue what the fuck Matthew McConaughey is talking about in those 2017 Lincoln car commercials but at least the company licenses phat tracks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 11, 2017 Author Share Posted March 11, 2017 He's talking about just ridin' it, bro. It comes in and goes out. It breathes you in and you flow through it. It's simple, man. It's all just up and down. Near and far. The end is only a beginning of an end that hasn't begun to end. You put the golden "an" in the tan van. That's the plan, man. Does this help at all? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted March 26, 2017 Share Posted March 26, 2017 I have a lot of questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 21 hours ago, (BP) said: I have a lot of questions. See when a man loves a woman... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimbra Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 My biggest question is how you even fuck in a Beetle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 31 minutes ago, Zimbra said: My biggest question is how you even fuck in a Beetle? First, you need $25 and access to a... Nevermind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 On 3/11/2017 at 0:50 PM, J.T. said: I have no fucking clue what the fuck Matthew McConaughey is talking about in those 2017 Lincoln car commercials but at least the company licenses phat tracks. Speaking of phat tracks, I'd love to know what's playing at the end of the Mobil 1 spot with Kevin Harvick. Dat bassline tho. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Zimbra said: My biggest question is how you even fuck in a Beetle? First, you ask out a gymnast... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted March 28, 2017 Author Share Posted March 28, 2017 4 hours ago, Zimbra said: My biggest question is how you even fuck in a Beetle? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimbra Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 I don't know what's going on in that picture, but I don't think I like it. On topic: the Dan Band commercials during March Madness are the fucking worst. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 4 hours ago, Zimbra said: My biggest question is how you even fuck in a Beetle? Introduce him to Yoko Ono? Oh, you said in, not up, my bad. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Too soon, Zev! 16 hours ago, Zimbra said: My biggest question is how you even fuck in a Beetle? My question is how do they get away with that in present day America on multiple occasions? It seems like every time my woman and I have stopped at some remote spot and gotten into the "You thinking what I'm thinking?" mood, some state trooper just magically shows up to make sure our car isn't disabled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 WELP. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Oh you have got to be shitting me. You may as well make Fabletics the official yoga pants vendor of the Washington Capitals. One of these things does not belong. Kaiser Permanente: The official health insurance of the Chicago Blackhawks. That kinda works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimbra Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 3 hours ago, J.T. said: Too soon, Zev! My question is how do they get away with that in present day America on multiple occasions? It seems like every time my woman and I have stopped at some remote spot and gotten into the "You thinking what I'm thinking?" mood, some state trooper just magically shows up to make sure our car isn't disabled. The plant I work in is in the back of a fairly-new industrial park on a dead-end road so we typically get at least a few cars every day going to park at the end of the road for a nooner or to get high or whatever. Or we did until they started putting up a new building across the street and now the dead-end is full of construction workers' cars so we get people turning on to the road, slamming on the brakes and hightailing it out of here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 6 hours ago, J.T. said: Too soon, Zev! But it was 50 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted April 9, 2017 Author Share Posted April 9, 2017 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RRR Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 This guy in the Match.com commercials needs to be punched in the face along with the person that thought him basically forcing people to sign up in the commercials would be a good idea. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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