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Do I blame Lumineers or Imagine Dragon that every stupid commercial for a tablet or cell phone is now using a song with lyrics that that are:

 

 

Whoa Oh OH oH OH

WHoa OH OH OH OH

Ah AH AH OH WHOA WHOA WHOA OH

 

WHOA oh oh OH OH

WHOA OH Oh OHoh

 

It's like some pavlovian cue that we're supposed to feel good about stuff.  Like you're so overjoyed about all the stupid shit you're taking a picture of that you can't even sing words.  It's just all so overwhelming and your dumb dumb brain can't process it so you just blather nonsense syllables.

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Eharmony.com guy is annoying enough, but his fucking granddaughter is just insufferable.

Is that the one where he sits down at a speed dating place and emphathizes with the "poor" women who can't find a real date? Because that one annoys me to no end. . . 

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Same bullshit company, different commercial.  The one Big is talking about features the guy's "granddaughter" and it is annoying because the kid has one of those fake cutsey kids voices (she says eHawnonee) and it's creepy because it's a 8 year old talking about "hawt bawbes" when her teacher is discussing his dating life with her.

 

http://youtu.be/DxiPH7R1zb0
 
This will now haunt my dreams.

 

http://youtu.be/FSX-U67UULA

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So he defeated the evil police chief by sleeping with him?  And then desecrated his own brother's grave?

 

 

hmmmmm.  That leaves me with only one very personal question for this man:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Do you handle vaginal mesh cases?

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How many times have you wished you could make a bowl out of bacon?  Well, now you can,

 

http://youtu.be/AsrodwSpzYg

This is wild: Four months later, I see this commercial on TV. I decide to come to this thread to talk aobut it. I click on the thread and it immediately takes me to THIS post as my first unread post. I'm kinda freaking out right now. This means something.

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How many times have you wished you could make a bowl out of bacon?  Well, now you can,

 

http://youtu.be/AsrodwSpzYg

This is wild: Four months later, I see this commercial on TV. I decide to come to this thread to talk aobut it. I click on the thread and it immediately takes me to THIS post as my first unread post. I'm kinda freaking out right now. This means something.

 

Even destiny is better in a perfect bacon bowl.

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