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3 hours ago, West Newbury Bad Boy said:

Won't happen until all of Steph and Hunter's children have been given "the talk."

Considering their grandfather is Vince McMahon, the birds and bees will probably be the least uncomfortable talk the Levesque children will get. 

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1 hour ago, TheVileOne said:

I mean Miss Elizabeth should go in there eventually too.  But that doesn't mean Chyna never will.  I would say Elizabeth should've gone in before Trish Stratus and Lita.

Elizabeth should have gone in with Savage. In the words of Jimmy Vulmer, "I mean, come on."

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51 minutes ago, J.H. said:

I dunno, as long as Linda is working for Trump I think Trump would encourage putting Chyna in just for the porn connection

James

Fixed.

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14 hours ago, JonnyLaw said:

I can see them doing it next year in New Orleans since it was the site of his WMXXX wins.

Good call.

12 hours ago, Curt McGirt said:

Oh man, they should at least have Tajiri walk up then pan back to the look of dread on Regal's face before Bryan tells him to go sit back down

I so want this to happen. This beauty came out last year:

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On 08/01/2017 at 1:09 AM, AxB said:

Kurt Angle. So he can be inducted into 2 Halls of Fame in Orlando.

Self quoting because nobody else gave me props for predicting him.

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I hope Hogan inducts The Natural Disasters.  And then Scott Steiner inducts Angle.

"First, I see that white trash redneck DDP get inducted.  Now, I see that crippled old racist piece of garbage, Hulk Hogan.  I ain't here to induct no racist white trash.  I'm here to induct an American hero.  Your Olympic hero.  KURT ANGLE!  And he ain't no racist cause he loves black chicks!  Maybe a little bit too much.  I'm not going to stand here and tell you all about all his accomplishments and escalades cause there's too damn many.  Olympic Gold Medalist, multiple-time World Heavyweight Champion, but the most important thing he has is the respect of "The Big Bad Booty Daddy" cause this man is one of the only men I respect; for his work ethnic, his toughness.  He won a gold medal with a broken freaking neck!  I look around this room and I see all your toothless smiles staring back at me and it's not just Orlando white trash rednecks, it's limey British white trash too.  Kurt Angle is so great that he's even Great Britain's Olympic hero.  If there was tag team wrestling at the Olympics, me and my brother would've been dropping commies on their heads every four years and I'd be your Olympic hero too.  But there ain't and I'm not and I'm glad cause England sucks.  You ain't got no teeth cause you're always eating those little crap cookies you call biscuits.  Those ain't biscuits.  Biscuits are light and fluffy and you eat them for breakfast.  Your breakfast sucks!  Some dry sausages, some dry eggs, some dry toast, and it's all dry even though it's swimming in pork 'n beans.  And whatever the hell black pudding is.  It looks like shit!  You want a real breakfast, you come to my Shoney's!  You order the breakfast buffet.  Ain't no beans to be seen and no shit pudding.  Fresh baked biscuits, scrambled eggs, juicy sausage, crispy bacon.  Pancakes!   Stack 'em to the ceiling.  Fresh fruit, fresh squeezed juice, hot coffee.  That's the kind of breakfast real Americans eat.  The kind of breakfast Kurt Angle ate everyday to become your Olympic hero and an American hero!  Ladies and rednecks, it's with great honor and a plum that I welcome to the WWF Hall Of Fame, Kurt Angle!"

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When you see the word of Scott Steiner, you should always read it aloud and apply the proper cadence, inflection, and affectations for maximum Steinerization.

You'll know when you get it down cause then the hoochies come around.  And you can see in their eyes that they're wet between the thighs.  That's when you flex your peaks and tell those freaks to hit their knees and say, "daddy please".  Cause Big Poppa Pump is your hookup.  Holler if you hear me!

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There is now a story floating around Twitter that PWI is claiming that the Rock N Roll Express is going into the WWE HOF this year.

I can't find any mention of it on PWI's terrible site so this really could be the usually click bait site making shit up that claim Meltzer or PWI said it but there ya go

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On 1/27/2017 at 2:21 PM, BEN! said:

I hope Hogan inducts The Natural Disasters.  And then Scott Steiner inducts Angle.

"First, I see that white trash redneck DDP get inducted.  Now, I see that crippled old racist piece of garbage, Hulk Hogan.  I ain't here to induct no racist white trash.  I'm here to induct an American hero.  Your Olympic hero.  KURT ANGLE!  And he ain't no racist cause he loves black chicks!  Maybe a little bit too much.  I'm not going to stand here and tell you all about all his accomplishments and escalades cause there's too damn many.  Olympic Gold Medalist, multiple-time World Heavyweight Champion, but the most important thing he has is the respect of "The Big Bad Booty Daddy" cause this man is one of the only men I respect; for his work ethnic, his toughness.  He won a gold medal with a broken freaking neck!  I look around this room and I see all your toothless smiles staring back at me and it's not just Orlando white trash rednecks, it's limey British white trash too.  Kurt Angle is so great that he's even Great Britain's Olympic hero.  If there was tag team wrestling at the Olympics, me and my brother would've been dropping commies on their heads every four years and I'd be your Olympic hero too.  But there ain't and I'm not and I'm glad cause England sucks.  You ain't got no teeth cause you're always eating those little crap cookies you call biscuits.  Those ain't biscuits.  Biscuits are light and fluffy and you eat them for breakfast.  Your breakfast sucks!  Some dry sausages, some dry eggs, some dry toast, and it's all dry even though it's swimming in pork 'n beans.  And whatever the hell black pudding is.  It looks like shit!  You want a real breakfast, you come to my Shoney's!  You order the breakfast buffet.  Ain't no beans to be seen and no shit pudding.  Fresh baked biscuits, scrambled eggs, juicy sausage, crispy bacon.  Pancakes!   Stack 'em to the ceiling.  Fresh fruit, fresh squeezed juice, hot coffee.  That's the kind of breakfast real Americans eat.  The kind of breakfast Kurt Angle ate everyday to become your Olympic hero and an American hero!  Ladies and rednecks, it's with great honor and a plum that I welcome to the WWF Hall Of Fame, Kurt Angle!"

Is Ben actually Scott Steiner? That was way too accurate to just be a fanfic.

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2 hours ago, RIPPA said:

There is now a story floating around Twitter that PWI is claiming that the Rock N Roll Express is going into the WWE HOF this year.

I can't find any mention of it on PWI's terrible site so this really could be the usually click bait site making shit up that claim Meltzer or PWI said it but there ya go

Obligatory "will Ricky still be in the cherry picker" post

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If they ever induct the Midnight Express, who do you think they'd induct? Just Stan/Bobby, or would they throw Dennis in there, too? Or Rose? I'm guessing it would be like the Horsemen where they pick the ones they want (likely Stan/Bobby) and leave the others out.

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