odessasteps Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 9 minutes ago, Elsalvajeloco said: I smell reunion...John Wick vs. Bram Stoker's Dracula! Theodore Logan vs Beethoven 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Curt McGirt Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 2 hours ago, Elsalvajeloco said: I smell reunion...John Wick vs. Bram Stoker's Dracula! I. Am. Down. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted September 20, 2017 Author Share Posted September 20, 2017 Here you guys go Tomb Raider Excuse me why I say FUCK YES!!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted September 20, 2017 Author Share Posted September 20, 2017 And here is the new Jumanji trailer God help me... I still wanna see this movie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted September 20, 2017 Author Share Posted September 20, 2017 The next Terminator will be directed by Tim Miller (Deadpool) Linda Hamilton and Arnold will both be in it Per James Cameron Quote “We’re starting a search for an 18-something woman to be the new centerpiece of the new story,” Cameron said. “We still fold time. We will have characters from the future and the present. There will be mostly new characters but we’ll have Arnold and Linda’s characters to anchor it.” It is being considered a direct sequel to T2 and the rest of the films can go fuck themselves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVA Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 46 minutes ago, RIPPA said: Here you guys go Tomb Raider Excuse me why I say FUCK YES!!!!! I love everyone in this, but Rippa, this looks terrible. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted September 20, 2017 Author Share Posted September 20, 2017 DONT CRUSH MY DREAMS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 1 hour ago, RIPPA said: Here you guys go The callback at the end of the trailer to the original shitty Tomb Raider movies is tremendous. I want to like this but so far, I don't like it as much as I want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 So, we're cherry picking some of the cooler part of the reboot game and tossing in some Unchart- I mean original Tomb Raider. Low expectations but I'll give it a shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Raziel403 said: So, we're cherry picking some of the cooler part of the reboot game and tossing in some Unchart- I mean original Tomb Raider. Low expectations but I'll give it a shot. I'd at least like for my video game movie to look less like a video game and more like a movie. The action shots look like quick time events and just how many spindle puzzle solving sessions can you have in one theatrical release? Speaking of video game movies that have terribly obvious video game mechanics, there was a scene in the Silent Hill movie where Radha Mitchell is crossing on a ledge from one building to another and a flashlight drops out of her pocket. I remarked, "You have lost one [1] item from your inventory." The crowd in the theater erupted with laughter. One guy tried to have me thrown out. I'm guessing he was a fan of the game and was pissed that the movie was very shitty. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted September 20, 2017 Author Share Posted September 20, 2017 I feel like it's taking from both reboot games as I feel like some of the Father stuff came out in game 2 But I haven't finished that one yet so I'm not sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 I have enough of an Alicia Vikander celebrity crush to go and see that movie on opening weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 I dunno, looks pretty cool to me. Walton Goggins FTW. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 As soon as I heard "if so and so finds the macguffin, the whole world is in danger," I rolled my eyes so hard I might need to get my Lasik redone. Why can't we tell smaller stories? Hollywood only knows one level of stakes, I guess. Speaking of "plot created by cynical Hollywood execs," please notice how Lara appears to be a misfit, alienated from her family and fortune, before ending up on this world-saving adventure. So she's the unlikely, somewhat unwilling chosen one, and they just hamfistedly glommed your standard YA bullshit plot onto a Tomb Raider movie. Yay. I think the Hollywood Exec Decision Flowchart starts with "great pitch, but can we retrofit a YA plot onto it to get the kid demo?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVA Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 4 hours ago, Technico Support said: As soon as I heard "if so and so finds the macguffin, the whole world is in danger," I rolled my eyes so hard I might need to get my Lasik redone. Why can't we tell smaller stories? Hollywood only knows one level of stakes, I guess. As Damon Lindelof succinctly put it, "Once you spend over $100 million on a movie, you have to save the world." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 14 minutes ago, EVA said: As Damon Lindelof succinctly put it, "Once you spend over $100 million on a movie, you have to save the world." And The Amazing Spider-Man took this idea and kicked it in the balls. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVA Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 29 minutes ago, Dolfan in NYC said: And The Amazing Spider-Man took this idea and kicked it in the balls. I think you're thinking of Homecoming, because Amazing had the insane plot about Lizard trying to turn all humans into lizard-people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 49 minutes ago, EVA said: I think you're thinking of Homecoming, because Amazing had the insane plot about Lizard trying to turn all humans into lizard-people. Long day at work. Yes. Homecoming. Fuck Amazing Spider-Man. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 11 hours ago, Technico Support said: As soon as I heard "if so and so finds the macguffin, the whole world is in danger," I rolled my eyes so hard I might need to get my Lasik redone. Why can't we tell smaller stories? Hollywood only knows one level of stakes, I guess. Speaking of "plot created by cynical Hollywood execs," please notice how Lara appears to be a misfit, alienated from her family and fortune, before ending up on this world-saving adventure. So she's the unlikely, somewhat unwilling chosen one, and they just hamfistedly glommed your standard YA bullshit plot onto a Tomb Raider movie. Yay. I think the Hollywood Exec Decision Flowchart starts with "great pitch, but can we retrofit a YA plot onto it to get the kid demo?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nofuture Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Wes Anderson's new film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted September 21, 2017 Author Share Posted September 21, 2017 New Murder on the Orient Express trailer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 PETER RABBIT Starring James Corden, Daisy Ridley, and Margot Robbie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 COOK-OFF! Starring Melissa McCarthy, Markie Post(!), Niecy Nash This has been sitting on a shelf for 10+ years but for since Melissa McCarthy just won an Emmy, it's being released. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.K.o.S. Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 Ferdinand Starring John Cena voicing the titular character. This has been a pretty poor year for animated movies so far, which means this might actually have a shot at an Oscar nomination...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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