zev Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Based on the trailer I saw tonight, I'm calling it now: CHiPs, the movie, will win many Razzies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 14 hours ago, RIPPA said: Youth in Oregon Eventually Frank Langella is no longer going to be in movies and I am going to be sad Holy crap, I watched The Ninth Gate last month on IFC and saw Dracula on SHO On Demand and marveled at how king sized Frank Langella was. I do not want to think about him not being in movies right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted January 12, 2017 Author Share Posted January 12, 2017 7 hours ago, zev said: Based on the trailer I saw tonight, I'm calling it now: CHiPs, the movie, will win many Razzies. I am assuming you meant this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted January 12, 2017 Author Share Posted January 12, 2017 Variety is saying that Tim Burton is doing a live action Dumbo with Will Smith as the lead. They are now saying that Tom Hanks has been offered the role of the villain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 5 minutes ago, RIPPA said: Variety is saying that Tim Burton is doing a live action Dumbo with Will Smith as the lead. They are now saying that Tom Hanks has been offered the role of the villain So Disney has run out of ideas and is doing live versions of its animated classics. I await the Disney XD premier of the animated versions of The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes and Now You See It, Now You Don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 @RIPPA It was whatever trailer was on the Kimmel show last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted January 12, 2017 Author Share Posted January 12, 2017 5 minutes ago, zev said: @RIPPA It was whatever trailer was on the Kimmel show last night. That one came from Fallon. I have to assume they both got the same one otherwise that is a weird ass level to detail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 So I can assume that if they're going to remake movies out of old TV shows, they're not going to play it straight and going to make it screwball since 21 Jumpstreet did decently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 I would be down for an animated Dexter Riley series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sublime Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 5 hours ago, RIPPA said: Variety is saying that Tim Burton is doing a live action Dumbo with Will Smith as the lead. They are now saying that Tom Hanks has been offered the role of the villain Nothing about this post sounds like a good idea unless Hanks will be David S Pumpkins. I couldn't even finish watching the trailer for CHiPs, it should def be a front runner from many Razzies but who knows what else the year may bring. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 5 hours ago, RIPPA said: I am assuming you meant this one I counted at least four people in this that really should have known better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Good lord that looks atrocious. I counted three, who were your picks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Man, I love Michael Pena, but it just looks like he's in this for the paycheck. This is the Bizarro World version of his work in End of Watch. I can only imagine how heartbroken Eric Estrada must feel right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 I am going to call a DVDVR Films board meeting. In order to buck this trend of making dumb comedy movies out of 80's and 90's television shows, we will buy the rights to the television show, Airwolf, and make a motion picture that is ridiculously violent and serious.. There will be no moments of levity. Lots of mother fuckers are going to get rocketed to death. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.K.o.S. Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 End Of Watch -> War On Everyone -> CHiPs as a triple feature would be some kind of depressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 End Of Watch -> Ant-Man -> CHiPs would also make me cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted January 12, 2017 Author Share Posted January 12, 2017 10 minutes ago, Curt McGirt said: Good lord that looks atrocious. I counted three, who were your picks? Are you counting Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell as one because it seems like they are a package deal now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted January 12, 2017 Author Share Posted January 12, 2017 Feel like the new XXX movie should have saved this reveal Spoiler Spoiler tag because the screen cap is the reveal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 I'm actually glad they blew that reveal because now I actually may go see that dumb movie if the matinee in Hanover, MD is still dirt cheap. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 10 minutes ago, RIPPA said: Are you counting Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell as one because it seems like they are a package deal now I don't even know who those people are haha. Guess I'm out of the loop. My picks were Isiah Whitlock Jr. (obviously), the gal from SNL who I cannot remember the name of, and what looked like a cameo from Idris Elba. EDIT: Maya Rudolph. Vincent D'Onofrio is in this too? And also, Vida Guerra?! And iMDB reminded me who Kristen Bell is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 42 minutes ago, Curt McGirt said: Good lord that looks atrocious. I counted three, who were your picks? Vincent D'Onofro Michael Pena (obviously) Isiah Whitlock Jr Rose Salazar (who is probably the SNL gal that Curt can't remember) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 32 minutes ago, Curt McGirt said: And also, Vida Guerra?! And Angelique Kenny. The bounce in this movie won't come from the jokes, brah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Clearly. When there are enough dick jokes in your trailer to rival a Bob Saget standup... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 Jesus tap dancing Christ. That trailer was so filled with latent and blatant homophobia they actually had to fucking acknowledge it. Dax Sheppard seems to get a pass from everyone because he did Idiocracy, but that looks breathtakingly awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 35 minutes ago, Dolfan in NYC said: Jesus tap dancing Christ. That trailer was so filled with latent and blatant homophobia they actually had to fucking acknowledge it. Dax Sheppard seems to get a pass from everyone because he did Idiocracy, but that looks breathtakingly awful. Yeah, just ridiculous. And I don't really care what anyone else thinks, Idiocracy got like one total laugh out of me. On top of that I even had an, er, medicinal reason to laugh... but didn't. No wonder I didn't know who Dax Sheppard was! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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