Spritenaut 32 Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 17 hours ago, piranesi said: Countdown to Nicki Bella turning on Becky: ....C:/COMMAND/INITIATE This is the only women's feud they could run with the current roster that would interest me, so I'm hoping they go this route sooner instead of later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 If he's to be believed, Dr. D. is busy doing special ops for the US military so he's likely disinclined to show up even if offered. That brings up the thought of Dr. D waterboarding terrorists. If that guy stepped into the room I think I'd reject my ideology immediately. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 5 hours ago, RIPPA said: It was a little weird because they advertised it as "Bryan will adress his comments on Smackdown!" and that didn't happen. And then Ziggler was out there making idiotic points I was more offended by Apollo Crewes spelling gimmick White men can't jump. Black men can't read or spell. It says so in the Stereotypes Handbook, 395th edition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Green Meanie Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 7 hours ago, RIPPA said: It was a little weird because they advertised it as "Bryan will adress his comments on Smackdown!" and that didn't happen. And then Ziggler was out there making idiotic points I was more offended by Apollo Crewes spelling gimmick Haha, I see what you did there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subculture Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 On 31/08/2016 at 6:26 AM, The Comedian said: Baron Corbin really needs someone to threaten him with a bat so he can threaten to stick it up their ass and turn them into a popsicle I can't be the only one who sees a James Remar resemblance is all I'm sayin I can see that. However, I always think of Krang every time I see the face in his stomach. Spoiler 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 The point of Miz and Bryan...and why it's a deeply intriguing feud. They are both, essentially, smart, easy-going, mellow guys. Neither are stupid. They're both a level above a lot of the stupid beefcake bullying rednecks like JBL in that company. And they don't hate or even particularly dislike one another. Heck, I think Miz and Bryan like one another, and Maryse and Brie are friends. But there's still a crucial, spirited disagreement going on there. And WWE will never quite expand on it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NintendoLogic Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 On 8/31/2016 at 11:08 AM, SolidGoldBomb said: That Slater/Rhyno segment was like an episode of Trailer Park Boys (which would be a great tag team name for them also). If the tag team tournament doesn't work out for Slater, he can try to come back under a mask. "Heath Slater? Who's Heath Slater? I'm the fuckin' Green Bastard, parts unknown baby!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 20 minutes ago, NintendoLogic said: If the tag team tournament doesn't work out for Slater, he can try to come back under a mask. "Heath Slater? Who's Heath Slater? I'm the fuckin' Green Bastard, parts unknown baby!" or pay homage to those that have done the gimmick before him, Midnight Rider From Outta Town Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 5 hours ago, Reed said: The point of Miz and Bryan...and why it's a deeply intriguing feud. They are both, essentially, smart, easy-going, mellow guys. Neither are stupid. They're both a level above a lot of the stupid beefcake bullying rednecks like JBL in that company. And they don't hate or even particularly dislike one another. Heck, I think Miz and Bryan like one another, and Maryse and Brie are friends. But there's still a crucial, spirited disagreement going on there. And WWE will never quite expand on it. The Miz / Bryan war of words is so fucking great that it had mother fuckers speculating about a DB comeback when the mother fucker has like one vertebrae in his entire spinal column. When you fantasy book something beyond the bounds of reality because wrasslin made you believe it could happen, that is some high level booking going on. One AA spinebuster on UT at WMX8 had mother fuckers going OMG ARN IS GOING TO WRESTLE AGAIN~! No, he's not, guys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, J.T. said: The Miz / Bryan war of words is so fucking great that it had mother fuckers speculating about a DB comeback when the mother fucker has like one vertebrae in his entire spinal column. When you fantasy book something beyond the bounds of reality because wrasslin made you believe it could happen, that is some high level booking going on. One AA spinebuster on UT at WMX8 had mother fuckers going OMG ARN IS GOING TO WRESTLE AGAIN~! No, he's not, guys... Arn should be spinebustering fools on the floor while Dash & Dawson have the ref's attention diverted. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 Here's the Kane/Milkman segment and it is weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 1, 2016 Author Share Posted September 1, 2016 What in the name of all that is fuck does "I have been granted a license to compete here tonight" mean? The actual best explanation for this is that Houston one of those cities where once you hit the city line you get pulled over and hauled into court and, if you're a wrestling promoter, you have to let the magistrate's nephew be on your show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Lord Posted September 1, 2016 Share Posted September 1, 2016 1 hour ago, piranesi said: What in the name of all that is fuck does "I have been granted a license to compete here tonight" mean? The actual best explanation for this is that Houston one of those cities where once you hit the city line you get pulled over and hauled into court and, if you're a wrestling promoter, you have to let the magistrate's nephew be on your show. The best part of the whole thing was we got a "my mother watches this show" line out of JBL. when this guy stripped down to his undies. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivpvideos Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 20 hours ago, piranesi said: What in the name of all that is fuck does "I have been granted a license to compete here tonight" mean? The actual best explanation for this is that Houston one of those cities where once you hit the city line you get pulled over and hauled into court and, if you're a wrestling promoter, you have to let the magistrate's nephew be on your show. AKA the Rockin Rebel in Philadelphia wrestling promotions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisM Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Beulah Slater needs to become a regular thing, as does Cheez Whiz enthusiast Rhyno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 I can picture Rhyno licking Cheez Whiz off Jasmin St. Claire's ass before piledriving her through a table. Then again, who hasn't licked cheez whiz off Jasmin St. Claire's ass? I think that's how Meanie put back all the weight he had lost. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 11 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: I can picture Rhyno licking Cheez Whiz off Jasmin St. Claire's ass before piledriving her through a table. Then again, who hasn't licked cheez whiz off Jasmin St. Claire's ass? I think that's how Meanie put back all the weight he had lost. Be sure that's Cheez Whiz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Wyatt Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 9 minutes ago, nate said: Be sure that's Cheez Whiz. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offspring515 Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Guys the spray can cheese isn't Cheeze Whiz. Ok? I hate to be a know it all about Cheeze foods, and the chair struggling to support me hates it too. It's the sacrifice I make for my passion though. So respect it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Isn't it called "E-Z Cheez?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offspring515 Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 2 hours ago, nate said: Isn't it called "E-Z Cheez?" If you can afford the name brand stuff...it's Save a Lot Streamin' Cheese for me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Green Meanie Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 2 hours ago, nate said: Isn't it called "E-Z Cheez?" It was specifically Nabisco brand Easy Cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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