piranesi Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Jesus Fuck Oberyn's screaming face was the most disturbing thing on this show yet. Not just because it was so gruesome but because he was so confident and such a fucking grade A badass...but in the final moments was reduced to a terrified screaming animal...like all the rest. Fuck Littlefinger's advice. WORRY ABOUT YOUR DEATH!!!!!! Also that little kid has about a week to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Should have hooked the far leg. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 So my wife is wondering if the Moutain is mortally wounded would that in any way effect the outcome for Tyrion? Or are we to believe he's just gonna Cena that spear through the organ torso with a quick scope and a video package. ALSO FUCK THIS SHOW FOR SETTING UP THE HOUND DYING FROM AN INFECTION!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antacular Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 The ending and Arya's demented laugh are probably on the same level of disturbing for me. Something is wrong with the core of my soul now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 I know people are going to shit no the Beetle speech. My wife did. It was long, yes. Like George R. R Martin long. But it was so great. The fact that they started by talking about God and ended by talking about a mentally deficient boy crushing millions of beetles and the futility of trying to figure out why because a mentally deficient boy doesn't have a reason to smash millions of beetles. And then ended with a seemingly powerful and impressive person being crushed like a beetle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 FUCKING HELL FUCK SILICON VALLEY. There are times when you just need VEEP to be on right after GoT...it's like the only way to pull yourself out. This last half hour has been psychologically catastrophic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buy Me a Burrito Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 I've been watching Joe Theisman break his leg on a loop for 20 minutes. It seems to be soothing me a little bit. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVA Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 WHO GAVE THE ORDER? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 It's amazing. In it's way, the debate scene on VEEP was just as brutal. But left me feeling so much happier. How do they do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bink_winkleman Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Fuck. Saw it coming once he got all Inigo Montoya, but damn that head crush. It was like Michaels v. Bossman gone terribly realistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 It was such a brutal skull crushing of an utterly helpless fool...we're talking about Jorah now, right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 The main whore who died at the hands of Ygritte is Ray Winstone's daughter (and Alfie Allen's fiance). She is following in the footsteps of her father by dying brutally onscreen. I was wondering why her voice was so deep in her first GoT appearance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 She also won the Cunt-off this week by default. The Hound had his shot when Arya asked about his infected wound. The correct reply was: "Bah. It's a cunt bite." But he missed it. I guess because he's fucking dying form a fucking infectionFUCKTHSIFUCKIGSHOEW 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Let's check Baelysh's scorecard for the "Don't worry about your death, worry about your life" advice: Grey Worm: Taking the advice. Almost certainly doomed. You know it. I know it. It's going to be awful. Jorah Mormont: Will probably stop taking the advice and find a nice cave to live in. Oberyn: Took the advice. Skull crushed Tyrion: Took the advice. Condemned Weird little kid: Does not want to take the advice. Will be forced to take the advice and will be horribly killed within hours. Sam: Fat cunt who should not have heard the advice let alone taken it. Sansa: Suddenly taking the advice and...well, damn she's turned into Vamp Willow. Ramsey Snow: Taken the advice and it's working out quite nicely for him. All those dudes who chose "life" over loyalty in that castle: Skinned alive All those poor idiots living it up in a gross bar: chopped up The Hound: Did not take the advice. Should have taken some neosporin. Walking dead. Arya: Laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and Score: Took the advice, Outcome positive: 2 Took the advice, outcome negative: 5 plus a bunch of NPCs Did not or stopped taking the advice, outcome unknown: 1 Did not or stopped taking the advice, outcome negative: 1 Out of her fucking mind: 1 Results: Worry about your life, by AVOIDING YOUR HORRIBLE FUCKING DEATH!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nofuture Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Was it me or did Oberyn look like a Garbage Pail Kid after the Mountain popped his head. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eivion Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 That ending was pretty fucked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 She also won the Cunt-off this week by default. The Hound had his shot when Arya asked about his infected wound. The correct reply was: "Bah. It's a cunt bite." But he missed it. I guess because he's fucking dying form a fucking infectionFUCKTHSIFUCKIGSHOEW They've already done the "death by infection" angle with Karl Drogo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offspring515 Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 She also won the Cunt-off this week by default. The Hound had his shot when Arya asked about his infected wound. The correct reply was: "Bah. It's a cunt bite." But he missed it. I guess because he's fucking dying form a fucking infectionFUCKTHSIFUCKIGSHOEW They've already done the "death by infection" angle with Karl Drogo. In fairness to Martin it's not easy to kill off 873 main characters in unique ways. There's bound to be a repeat or two. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 I've had this theory about Trials by Combat: The right person always wins. To wit: 1) Tyrion is accused of killing Jon Arryn (and arranging the attempted murder of Bran Stark), trial by combat won by Bronn, Tyrion found innocent (and we the viewers know he really was). 2) The Hound is accused or murdering Mycah the butcher's boy. Trial by combat, the Hound win and is found innocent (which technically he was, as far as he knew Mycah had attacked the Crown Price). 3) Tyrion is accused of murdering Joffrey (which we know he didn't do). Trial by combat... now, arguably Oberyn won. He certainly stuck a fatal blow - if he'd walked away at that moment and said "The Halfman is innocent" then that would have been the end of it. But when instead he pressed the Elia issue, he died. So therefore The Mountain DIDN'T kill Elia of Dorne. Someone else must have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 The main whore who died at the hands of Ygritte is Ray Winstone's daughter (and Alfie Allen's fiance). She is following in the footsteps of her father by dying brutally onscreen. I was wondering why her voice was so deep in her first GoT appearance. Ray Winstone has two daughters. That was Lois Winstone. Alfie Allen is affianced to the younger one, Jamie Winstone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzzy Dunlop Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Ending was the Game of Thrones equivalent of this: 'When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk.' I dunno, maybe Oberyn didn't have it on his Netflix account or something. Alas, too late now. Goddamn at that ending though and Goddamn them for making me invest in characters and then punching me in the spuds in brutal fashion. Obviously Tyrion doesn't die though, he's too integral a character on the show. I figure he somehow escapes next week, possibly with Jaime's help. But if they were to kill off any one of Tyrion/Hound/Arya, I may be forced to do something drastic, like post about it on the internet. Killing boring shits like Robb Stark is fine but keep away from my triumvirate, dammit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petey Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 I don't know if I've ever been as disturbed by watching something as I was at last night's ending. I won't lie though, Arya laughing her ass off made me lol a bunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 The main whore who died at the hands of Ygritte is Ray Winstone's daughter (and Alfie Allen's fiance). She is following in the footsteps of her father by dying brutally onscreen. I was wondering why her voice was so deep in her first GoT appearance.Ray Winstone has two daughters. That was Lois Winstone. Alfie Allen is affianced to the younger one, Jamie Winstone. Better choice probably. Edit: On second thought, nevermind. They both look too much like him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stiffshots Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Haven't we learned ANYTHING from this show?The moment at least ONE character references "The Rains of Castamere," bad juju is afoot. Jaded makeup FX gorehound though I may be (hello, George Romero! Ohai, David Cronenberg!), Oberyn's demise was pretty damn graphic even by my standards. (On top of ORPHAN BLACK's "I just shot Marvin in the face!" moment a scant twenty-four hours earlier...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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