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6 minutes ago, ChrisM said:

Can Maryse kinda work? 

I don't see why she couldn't do whatever they planned for Eva Marie, which I'm sure involved standing on the apron the entire match, then maybe hitting a finish in an opportune moment and getting the fall...

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It definitely wont be Ambrose/Ziggler

Its either gonna be the Universal

Or Brock/Orton (Meltzer seems convinced it is Brock/Orton)

Whichever match requires the most nonsense as part of the finish

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Lesnar/Orton seems like the safe choice as a main event, but if they have a clean finish planned for Seth/Finn, that should definitely go on last. Give the next gen guys the spotlight, and regardless of what this board thinks of them as wrestlers, those two are very likely to produce a solid WWE-style epic that gets a strong crowd reaction.

I'm a little worried about Brock and Randy. If both guys give their best, it'll be a hell of a match, but I think we all know that's a crap shoot. Particularly with Brock, who's been really mailing it in this year to the point the current WWE champion explicitly called him lazy on a WWE-sanctioned interview.

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Lemme tell you how the SummerFest should go down, baby!

SIX-YAK TAG TEAM MATCH, PLAYA! - Nikki Bella takes Eva Marie's place cause the political hit is spreading!  Stay woke, people!  She'll pin Becky Lynch cause of course.  Will be a nothing to holla holla bout.

A TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH, PLAYA! - New Day retains via Big E distraction.  Nothing to holla holla bout.

US CHAMPIONSHIP - Reigns vs. Rusev should be the real main event but they aren't cause POLITICAL HIT!  WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!  Reigns via DQ due to Lana shoe.  The Big Dog doesn't need the US Title.

STYLES vs. CENA - AJ over Big Match John clean.  Cena goes back to traveling America and feeding people grits.

WORLD TITLE - Ambrose retains over Ziggler.

UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP - Winner will also receive a beautiful hibiscus from Puerto Rico.  Double turn.  Balor wins with Club interference.  Next night, Balor helps Club win Tag Titles.  During Balor's victory speech, Rollins destroys the hibiscus as revenge.  Will deservedly get beat down and left laying by The Balor Club as Raw goes off air.  Rollins will continue to attempt to fight on his own but the damn numbers game will be too much.  Will eventually ask Reigns for help.  Will get rejected cause fuck you Seth Rollins.  Eventually, Reigns will help him.  Leads to Survivor Series match with Balor, Supers Festus & Anderson, and Styles vs. Rollins, Reigns, Ambrose, and Orton.  Reigns turns on Ambrose.  You nerds finally get what you want.  You still won't be happy.  Also, Ambrose will turn on Orton.

BROCK LESNAR GOES ONE ON ONE WITH RANDY ORTON - Orton via RKO outta nowhere!  Blue Team comes out to celebrate.  Usos put Orton on their shoulders.  The other Uso gets hurt.  Orton points at Ambrose's belt.  Styles points at Ambrose's belt.  Ambrose points at his dick and we're outta time!  See you tomorrow night on the longest running scripted sports adventure action live show on Monday nights only available on cable.

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Jericho and Balor talked about the original SummerSlam plans on Jericho's podcast today and it was going to be Jericho vs Balor but Vince decided at the last minute to "shake things up" on the first post-draft RAW and have Balor go over Roman.

They didn't even tell Finn he was going to be facing Roman until AFTER the Fatal 4 Way Matches on that show.

I'm thinking that Sami was supposed to face Rusev at SummerSlam. Balor moved into the spot against Rollins. Jericho got moved into a tag team with Owens. Reigns shifted into a feud with Rusev. Sami's left with nothing to do.

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53 minutes ago, HumanChessgame said:

Smackdown's tag division doesn't mean crap take 2.  Who gets to eat the fall for AA this time?

It has to be one of the Ascension, right? Otherwise, what's the point of them being in the match?

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