zev Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Heath's first promo challenge on Tough Enough: Convince the audience that Heath toffee bars are a delicacy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 18 minutes ago, Vader does my taxes! said: Man, if I'm Rhyno's opponent in the November election, my next political ad starts with ECW footage of Rhyno piledriving porn star Jasmin St. Claire off the turnbuckle. If I'm not mistaken, Rhyno licks her ass before piledriving her. Then again, who hasn't licked Jasmin St. Claire's ass before piledriving her? 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 7 minutes ago, zev said: Heath's first promo challenge on Tough Enough: Convince the audience that Heath toffee bars are a delicacy. What is toffee? Just a little bit of sugary gooey gunk that sticks to your upper lip. I wouldn't like one. Nobody else here wants one. But you know what? Toffee is for a real man. You see of all these people here, Heath has the best toffee of them all. And if you gave me a couple more days to churn, I would have a nice, thick, buttery, chocolatey toffee than any of these Mars bars right here will ever have. note: I don't really know how toffee is made. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toffee Now, you do. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmUgly Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 34 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: If I'm not mistaken, Rhyno licks her ass before piledriving her. Then again, who hasn't licked Jasmin St. Claire's ass before piledriving her? OK, I'm giving you a like, but I'm going to hate myself while I do it. Damn it. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 42 minutes ago, zev said: Heath's first promo challenge on Tough Enough: Convince the audience that Heath toffee bars are a delicacy. Toffee's awesome. Advanced fat boy trick: Dip Heath bars in cake frosting. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 8 minutes ago, Smelly McUgly said: OK, I'm giving you a like, but I'm going to hate myself while I do it. Damn it. It's ok. I don't hate you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 So I found the clip: And the top comment appears to be from actual Jasmin herself. So I clicked her name, like you would, and well, look at who she's subbed to: https://www.youtube.com/user/msjasminstclaire 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 18 minutes ago, AxB said: So I found the clip: And the top comment appears to be from actual Jasmin herself. So I clicked her name, like you would, and well, look at who she's subbed to: https://www.youtube.com/user/msjasminstclaire Quote Thanks for sharing...did you have the one where I took the kryptonite krunch..it was at the New Hampshire show in 2000.. Thx 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk_Sabbath Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 10 hours ago, Vader does my taxes! said: Man, if I'm Rhyno's opponent in the November election, my next political ad starts with ECW footage of Rhyno piledriving porn star Jasmin St. Claire off the turnbuckle. That just shows that he's pro family values 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 So, what are you DMV dudes doing on the 28th? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Has anyone seen Dean Malenko and Greg Maddux in the same place at the same time before? Are we sure they're not the same person? https://scontent-mia1-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13907161_10153626179921945_8438266364938477398_n.jpg?oh=42fc76e2f7bab95c705219d19798cab6&oe=5823A97B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 11 hours ago, Smelly McUgly said: OK, I'm giving you a lick, but I'm going to hate myself while I do it. Damn it. Almost exactly what Rhyno said on that very same occasion. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 That clip just makes me think this Terry fellow is going to clean up the streets Mike Haggar style 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 I feel like Rhyno would fall down if he tried a spinning clothesline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Nah, he's built like a Weeble now. He might wobble a little bit, but he wouldn't fall down. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go2Sleep Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 20 hours ago, DTTW said: Interesting thought I heard from Bryan and Dave today: Without Cena what would the WWE have done? Their other choices have all failed and the accidental success stories all fizzled for various reasons. They would've started bending over for Brock a lot sooner. I think Orton and Edge would've followed roughly the same career path. Eddie and Rey would've gotten more time at the top. Taker and Shawn would've had more expanded roles. Angle would've been a top guy who likely would've gotten more concessions from Vince to stay. If the situation was really dire in 2007, they might have started pushing Punk faster. It would've been pretty rough late in the 2000s because the reliance on attitude guys would've been even stronger, and WWE as a company was still stuck in the "homegrown or pay your dues here" mindset. In theory, they could've poached guys like AJ, Joe, Nigel, etc and put them in top spots and been fine, but that wasn't their practice until after Bryan blew up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 WOW is back. Riot is involved. https://aprilkl.wordpress.com/2016/08/04/the-road-back-to-wow/ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 11 minutes ago, zev said: WOW is back. Riot is involved. ...and my pants are wished the best in their future endeavors. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 But is McLain involved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 This just in: My pants have signed on for two deathmatches in CZW with Heath Slater. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Now if we could get Fred Ottman back in the WXO I can relive two of the most magical Saturday nights of 2000. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eivion Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Go2Sleep said: They would've started bending over for Brock a lot sooner. I think Orton and Edge would've followed roughly the same career path. Eddie and Rey would've gotten more time at the top. Taker and Shawn would've had more expanded roles. Angle would've been a top guy who likely would've gotten more concessions from Vince to stay. If the situation was really dire in 2007, they might have started pushing Punk faster. It would've been pretty rough late in the 2000s because the reliance on attitude guys would've been even stronger, and WWE as a company was still stuck in the "homegrown or pay your dues here" mindset. In theory, they could've poached guys like AJ, Joe, Nigel, etc and put them in top spots and been fine, but that wasn't their practice until after Bryan blew up. Cena being around affected neither guy much as they were mostly on separate shows with Rey losing his spot more due to injuries. Taker and Shawn already had large roles when Cena was around. Angle would have been tossed just same as he was before. Joe didn't want to go to WWE at the time. And Nigel's health was what kept him from joining. Honestly, I think the only thing you might be right on is Punk getting a faster push. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyld Samurai Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 50 minutes ago, piranesi said: Now if we could get Fred Ottman back in the WXO I can relive two of the most magical Saturday nights of 2000. I love Luger's wild nonsense promo - What does the X stand for?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 1 hour ago, piranesi said: This just in: My pants have signed on for two deathmatches in CZW with Heath Slater. Are either of these qualifiers for the 2017 WWE Hardcore Championship Tourney? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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