Ryan Posted December 19, 2016 Author Share Posted December 19, 2016 My friend is buying all her gay male friends at her job bottle corks that are the dicks on little figurines. I suggest not buying one of those. (This is a bar/restaurant.) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dewar Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 On 2016-12-18 at 0:14 AM, Niners Fan in CT said: what do you buy a female co-worker for secret santa If you know her well enough to know what her interests are, get something related to that. If you have no idea, then gift card is the way to go. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSJ Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 Many, many years ago when I managed a Jack-in-the-Box, I gave these to all my gay friends, use your imagination... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blitzkrieg Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 That inner "NOOOO!" when you realize that someone from work bought you something for Christmas when you weren't planning on getting them(or anyone else) anything for Christmas. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 10 minutes ago, blitzkrieg said: That inner "NOOOO!" when you realize that someone from work bought you something for Christmas when you weren't planning on getting them(or anyone else) anything for Christmas. On a slightly similar front, I did a cigar exchange and a spirit exchange. We had a $20 limit for a drink, so I give whoever a bottle in that range. The guy who drew me got me two regular sized bottles both in that price range (so maybe a tad less than $40 altogether) I couldn't help but wonder if I should have gotten two bottles, but boy did I feel bad afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted December 21, 2016 Author Share Posted December 21, 2016 That's on them, not you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 14 hours ago, Ryan said: That's on them, not you. Oh, I agree. It was a temporary thought but not long after my mentality shifted to what you mentioned. But still, can't go wrong with two bottles of booze. Thanks, generous co-worker! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Someone bought me an hourglass for secret Santa. I have absolutely no idea what it's supposed to indicate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 13 minutes ago, Cristobal said: Someone bought me an hourglass for secret Santa. I have absolutely no idea what it's supposed to indicate. You use it to murder your enemies and steal their shoes while they see their family appear in a crystal ball (sold separately, bluetooth connection) until a little fucking dog ruins the whole damn thing. It's fun once but after that you'll never use it again. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted December 23, 2016 Author Share Posted December 23, 2016 It signifies their love of Days of our Lives reruns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ape Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 My wife just threatened suicide to a mutual friend of ours. How delightful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 I'm so sorry. Please take care and my thoughts go out to you and your family. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 @Super ApeI'm so sorry to hear that. If there is any solace, she expressed her feelings before acting upon them. My thoughts are with you and your wife. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 On 12/23/2016 at 8:10 AM, Super Ape said: My wife just threatened suicide to a mutual friend of ours. How delightful. Aw Jesus man, that's horrible. My thoughts are with you and your wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offspring515 Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 On December 14th my mother suffered a massive stroke. The bleeding in her brain was extensive and occurred in some very important parts of the brain. That night at the hospital we were told it was a dire situation and it was unlikely that she would recover. After a few more days of tests her doctors told us her best case scenario was most likely to remain comatose for months and if she ever awoke from that she would almost assuredly be in a permanent vegatative state. My Mom had never talked to us about what she would want in a situation like that. She was only 57 and we assumed we'd have a lot more years with her. My sister and I felt end of life care was the right choice. My Dad is a man of deep faith and he was holding out for a miracle. Finally when it came to the point that he had to make a decision (before they had to start doing major surgeries on her) he agreed with us. On this past Friday her life support was removed. She passed quickly, within 45 minutes. She was also able to donate her kidneys, lungs and corneas to people in need of transplants. I feel so drained. It has been the most trying week and a half of my life. Watching her go, trying to care for my handicapped father, planning a funeral with my sister, and trying to hold it together so my three year old (who doesn't understand why he can't see Geema) can enjoy Christmas. I'm hoping that the funeral on Friday will bring us some peace of mind and serve as a fitting tribute to a wonderful woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 Wow, @offspring515. I can't imagine what you're going through. Take care of yourself, and best wishes to your family. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted December 26, 2016 Author Share Posted December 26, 2016 I don't know you at all, obviously, but I hope you get some sense of closure if that's possible and can't fathom having to go through something like that, but know I will one day no matter how far off in the future it is. Best wishes to you and your family. Life is too damn short as it is, give her the best tribute you can muster. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eivion Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 I'm sorry to hear about your current circumstances, offspring515. When my mother passed away during holiday times it was at least early enough in the month that we had time to recover and pick up the mood with family at Christmas. I hope things get better for you and your family soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 Yeah, man. Sorry to hear that. Hang in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted December 26, 2016 Share Posted December 26, 2016 4 hours ago, offspring515 said: On December 14th my mother suffered a massive stroke. The bleeding in her brain was extensive and occurred in some very important parts of the brain. That night at the hospital we were told it was a dire situation and it was unlikely that she would recover. After a few more days of tests her doctors told us her best case scenario was most likely to remain comatose for months and if she ever awoke from that she would almost assuredly be in a permanent vegatative state. My Mom had never talked to us about what she would want in a situation like that. She was only 57 and we assumed we'd have a lot more years with her. My sister and I felt end of life care was the right choice. My Dad is a man of deep faith and he was holding out for a miracle. Finally when it came to the point that he had to make a decision (before they had to start doing major surgeries on her) he agreed with us. On this past Friday her life support was removed. She passed quickly, within 45 minutes. She was also able to donate her kidneys, lungs and corneas to people in need of transplants. I feel so drained. It has been the most trying week and a half of my life. Watching her go, trying to care for my handicapped father, planning a funeral with my sister, and trying to hold it together so my three year old (who doesn't understand why he can't see Geema) can enjoy Christmas. I'm hoping that the funeral on Friday will bring us some peace of mind and serve as a fitting tribute to a wonderful woman. So sorry for your loss. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 I'm so sorry to read about your wife, @Super Ape. Best wishes to you both. And @offspring515 I'm really sorry for your loss. I can't imagine having to choose something like that, it's something I hope I never have to do. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 I've been away from this thread but to @Super Ape and @offspring515 very sorry to hear what you guys are going through. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 On 12/25/2016 at 4:53 PM, offspring515 said: On December 14th my mother suffered a massive stroke. The bleeding in her brain was extensive and occurred in some very important parts of the brain. That night at the hospital we were told it was a dire situation and it was unlikely that she would recover. After a few more days of tests her doctors told us her best case scenario was most likely to remain comatose for months and if she ever awoke from that she would almost assuredly be in a permanent vegatative state. My Mom had never talked to us about what she would want in a situation like that. She was only 57 and we assumed we'd have a lot more years with her. My sister and I felt end of life care was the right choice. My Dad is a man of deep faith and he was holding out for a miracle. Finally when it came to the point that he had to make a decision (before they had to start doing major surgeries on her) he agreed with us. On this past Friday her life support was removed. She passed quickly, within 45 minutes. She was also able to donate her kidneys, lungs and corneas to people in need of transplants. I feel so drained. It has been the most trying week and a half of my life. Watching her go, trying to care for my handicapped father, planning a funeral with my sister, and trying to hold it together so my three year old (who doesn't understand why he can't see Geema) can enjoy Christmas. I'm hoping that the funeral on Friday will bring us some peace of mind and serve as a fitting tribute to a wonderful woman. I lost my dad 6 months ago (he was only 62) so I know how much it hurts to lose a parent when they're young. I'm so sorry for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offspring515 Posted January 2, 2017 Share Posted January 2, 2017 Thank you all for your kind words. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Cancer can go and fuck right off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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