piranesi Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 2 minutes ago, Dolfan in NYC said: So, hey, does Dean Ambrose just slip into that #1 pick of Raw slot, since Roman is now definitely missing the draft? Well Dean is used to slipping into tight spaces for a nap as soon as the previous occupant has been arrested or chased away or eaten by rodents, so it's a good bet. The trick is you need to wait long enough for the cops/shop owner to be gone but not so long that a family of raccoons gets in there before you. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 I swear to God I thought that was starting off as a Renee Young joke and I was like "Whelp Piranesi finally went too far" 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 I DON"T WOKR BLUE!!!!! iT"S OR THE KIDS< RIPPA FOR THE KIDDS!!!! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 HA-HA HA-HA HA-HA HA HA Joke is on me. Can't get the song out of my head now. Fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Roman can't even hold our attention from Dean in his own dumpster fire thread. 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyJ Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 33 minutes ago, Fallacy! said: I can't be the only one fixated by Ambrose making the blonde at the end of this clip disappear with one look. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misanthrope304 Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 11 minutes ago, RIPPA said: I swear to God I thought that was starting off as a Renee Young joke I did too, and kinda disappointed that it wasnt. I totally work blue though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Sweetser Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Usually Ambrose's dumpster fires involve body parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 25 minutes ago, RIPPA said: I am so depressed that I am one of the people in that demo I'm the other. I blame this on the fans. If Roman was massively over, he'd explode before he failed a wellness test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Just now, Michael Sweetser said: Usually Ambrose's dumpster fires involve body parts. The term is "medical unrecyclables" and they and keep you in beef jerky if you know which ones to trade and which ones to hold onto for awhile. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Sweetser Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 2 minutes ago, piranesi said: The term is "medical unrecyclables" and they and keep you in beef jerky if you know which ones to trade and which ones to hold onto for awhile. See, that's just being green. I'm happy we have a World champion so dedicated to recycling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Vince is in his office right now talking to his PED supply. "You did a great job pal. You made Roman look really strong. But we've got to hit the breaks on your push for a little while. Don't worry, I owe you one. We'll have you do something with The Rock next year at Wrestlemania." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Just now, Michael Sweetser said: See, that's just being green. I'm happy we have a World champion so dedicated to recycling. Anything that's turned green needs to be used within 36 hours. Otherwise you'll only be able to trade it at Spirit Halloween store and only for candy corn and goddammit have some standards! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 I had meetings all afternoon and I get here and everyone's already made the jokes. I do have a great Zack Ryder gets suspended and comes back under a hood pun though. If that was a thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post piranesi Posted June 21, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted June 21, 2016 Dave Meltzer is reporting that despite low interest and distracted posters, Rippa is still committed to Roman Reigns being the guy to carry this dumpster fire. "Our long term plans haven't changed. He's a controversial thread topic and we anticipate a lot of interest. They'll come around." When asked why the post numbers and likes counts don't indicate a successful thread and why those in the thread seem easily drifting to other more charismatic trainwreck wrestlers, Rippa is said to have told a story about Giant Baba's wife and ended the call. 28 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 I AM AT A WORK EVENT! DON'T PUT THIS PRESSURE ON ME TO MAKE A MRS. BABA JOKE!!! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Piranesi carrying this place on his hefty shoulders. If he got popped for a wellness violation, this board would be in trouble. Hell, think if they tested the members of this board for wellness violations. If pot were on the banned list, we'd be down to about 29 of us, probably. They should bite the bullet and go ahead and turn Reigns heel. Turn Seth somewhere in there. Overwhelming evidence says he's a dumpster fire as a face. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 1 minute ago, jstout said: Piranesi carrying this place on his hefty shoulders. IT"S A GLANDULAR PORLBEM!!!! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 So is proper spelling and grammar, apparently. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 36 minutes ago, JohnnyJ said: I can't be the only one fixated by Ambrose making the blonde at the end of this clip disappear with one look. Titties mastered. Next! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 1 hour ago, piranesi said: For the two people old enough to be in the demo to recognize... I recognized it right away. I want to say it aired during Clash of the Champions commercial breaks, but could've been House of Style or Married with Children. Maybe all three, maybe none though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 2 minutes ago, piranesi said: Titties mastered. Next! In that particular case, yes, yes they have been. Judging by Renee's twitter that night, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Just now, zev said: I recognized it right away. I want to say it aired during Clash of the Champions commercial breaks, but could've been House of Style or Married with Children. Maybe all three, maybe none though. Thanak God we're up to three people who get that. Now I can use all my Fawn Hall material. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Just now, piranesi said: Thanak God we're up to three people who get that. Now I can use all my Fawn Hall material. Cross the streams, bring forth Jessica Hahn bits as well. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie M. Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 USADA has probably tested Brock 5 more times in the last hour because of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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