Rev Ray Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 So, some news out of the recap show: - Matt has given Jeff back his soul and his intellectual property. - When discussing what the new baby Hardy will be, if it is a boy, he promises that his sons will not grow up to be spot monkey's like the Bucks of Youth. - The show ends with the Volcano of Baby Sex Announcements exploding in blue smoke to signify that the baby is a boy. It appears that Vanguard 1 will be the godparent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Rob Zombie is going to be so mad that he didn't think of "Volcano of Baby Sex Announcements" first and use it as an album title. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 It also works as a euphemism for penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Don't forget the burning of the Unorthodox Table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Just got around to Apocalypto. Poor Ricky. "That's high-fuckin-enough" "The rib's over, LET ME DOWN" Also, never thought I'd get such a kick out of a grown man saying "WHOOP THAT BOAT'S ASS!" and then doing so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 16 hours ago, Rev Ray said: - When discussing what the new baby Hardy will be, if it is a boy, he promises that his sons will not grow up to be spot monkey's like the Bucks of Youth. Followed immediately afterwards by Jeff doing the Too Sweet gesture BC does. Nice touch. It was a fun recap, Hardy skits were quite humorous. I like that one half of the Hardys is going to make a new generation of Hardy brothers (assuming they both do wrestling of course) And Vanguard 1 is a horrible drunk. As much fun as I had with the Hardy stuff recently it's nice that it's back to title matches to kick off the year. Curious to see what changes Anthem makes for next year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 This may have been posted elsewhere and probably has better camera angles and less goofy repeated clickbait youtube posting video, but Cornette and Matt for a minute or two. I hadn't seen it before at least: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 For those who don't follow the Lucha general thread, the Hardys were also both down in Tijuana on Saturday wrestling for Konnan's new promotion The Crash where they won the vacant tag titles over Juvi and Super Crazy. Apparently the story is that they have been teleporting around the country and the world wrestling places. Yep. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 4 hours ago, Matt D said: This may have been posted elsewhere and probably has better camera angles and less goofy repeated clickbait youtube posting video, but Cornette and Matt for a minute or two. I hadn't seen it before at least: "What broke you mentally?" The answer is Lita. Definitely Lita, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 2 hours ago, Curt McGirt said: For those who don't follow the Lucha general thread, the Hardys were also both down in Tijuana on Saturday wrestling for Konnan's new promotion The Crash where they won the vacant tag titles over Juvi and Super Crazy. Apparently the story is that they have been teleporting around the country and the world wrestling places. Yep. Yep, and they're teleporting to Joppa, MD to compete for the MCW tag titles. I am beyond excited to see them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Not happening in a million billion years, but just the thought these long-haired weirdos might show up at the Rumble is so damn delicious. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted January 25, 2017 Share Posted January 25, 2017 Kenny Omega can eliminate them! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 17 hours ago, NikoBaltimore said: Yep, and they're teleporting to Joppa, MD to compete for the MCW tag titles. I am beyond excited to see them. I just posted this in the TNA thread too but they are doing also doing a three way in CWF Mid-Atlantic against Arik Royal/Roy Wilkins Jr and CW Anderson/John Skylar So already this is the greatest fucking thing ever 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted January 26, 2017 Share Posted January 26, 2017 I am so on board for them going around against the best teams local companies have to offer. It's really admirable the way they've taken this strange idea and morphed it into this super successful (and profitable) run. Good for them. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 So to resurrect this thread, I just need to say how wondrous the Hardy conquest truly is. They're not only going to promotions around the world, but in the process highlighting the talent that works there. It's a creative way for them to give back to the business and I appreciate them doing that. When I went to MCW I was waiting to get in when come barreling in like conquering Egyptians, and Matt had the gear to show it. In fact Reby and Maxell had similar outfits which was awesome. And while Reby had to sit due to being very pregnant it was still awesome getting a picture with Matt, Jeff and Senor Benjamin. It was also great to personally tell Borash how much I loved his work with the videos. And due to them for the first time MCW was a legit sellout. Two of my friends couldn't even stand anywhere, it was as full as full could be. But they had a super fun match against the Ecktourage (former WWE writer Kevin Eck went heel and manages a team) It still blows my mind that the whole match will be shown on Impact in two weeks, once they said that the excitement went up 10 levels. It was also great that my wife and a bunch of friends went for the first time just for the Hardys. Not only did they love it but they loved MCW and want to come back often. If this happens in other local feds then that's tremendous. But anyway, here's my ugly ass with the Hardys. I was super excited and barely got out my gratitude for their entertainment before it was time to pose. Damn, there was a lot of people to see them! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 In a perfect world, Vince would sign the Hardys and let them do whatever the hell they wanted. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 Apologies if already posted. Some things aren't showing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 It just dawned on me that when the Hardys were barging in from the building entrance there were cameras filming them. If there's a chance we're on Impact losing our shit I don't know what I'm going to do. Just remembering the cameras in that moment is making me us got a bit nuts already. What would make things all the more insane is if somehow they do a match or two in WWE yet still have free reign elsewhere. It's pretty impossible, but last year in wrestling was so full of impossible moments I wouldn't rule that out anymore. But knowing they're going around to various companies highlighting what they're about is pretty mind-blowing in itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 On 2/10/2017 at 5:31 PM, NikoBaltimore said: So to resurrect this thread, I just need to say how wondrous the Hardy conquest truly is. They're not only going to promotions around the world, but in the process highlighting the talent that works there. It's a creative way for them to give back to the business and I appreciate them doing that. When I went to MCW I was waiting to get in when come barreling in like conquering Egyptians, and Matt had the gear to show it. In fact Reby and Maxell had similar outfits which was awesome. And while Reby had to sit due to being very pregnant it was still awesome getting a picture with Matt, Jeff and Senor Benjamin. It was also great to personally tell Borash how much I loved his work with the videos. And due to them for the first time MCW was a legit sellout. Two of my friends couldn't even stand anywhere, it was as full as full could be. But they had a super fun match against the Ecktourage (former WWE writer Kevin Eck went heel and manages a team) It still blows my mind that the whole match will be shown on Impact in two weeks, once they said that the excitement went up 10 levels. It was also great that my wife and a bunch of friends went for the first time just for the Hardys. Not only did they love it but they loved MCW and want to come back often. If this happens in other local feds then that's tremendous. But anyway, here's my ugly ass with the Hardys. I was super excited and barely got out my gratitude for their entertainment before it was time to pose. Damn, there was a lot of people to see them! Reveal hidden contents Reveal hidden contents That is an awesome post! The pics from Broken Anniversary are up at MCW's website and the size of the crowd is fucking bonkers! I wish I'd been able to go, but the significant other seems to enjoy booking us up with grandkid watching duty before consulting with me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 6 hours ago, J.T. said: That is an awesome post! The pics from Broken Anniversary are up at MCW's website and the size of the crowd is fucking bonkers! I wish I'd been able to go, but the significant other seems to enjoy booking us up with grandkid watching duty before consulting with me. Oh, man, it was a blast. Sorry you couldn't go, but FWIW even if you did the place was so packed it became really tough to even stand. Two of my friends got tickets but got there late, so after multiple attempts they just said fuck it and went to a bar. I'm just glad we got there early enough to actually sit, and even moreso when for the first time ever there were no empty chairs around us at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Just to pump life into the wackiness again So tonight is the Hardys vs. Psychosis/Super Crazy match. The problem is that they have to blur out the ref (which Meltzer believes is a first) since the ref works LU and LU sent TNA a cease and desist LU originally wanted them to not air it at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Yay for blurred refs! That's definitely a first, though with the right camera edits they should be able to cut him out of the scene as much as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 Who was the ref? The only ones I remember from LU are Rick Knox and Marty Elias. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ace said: Who was the ref? The only ones I remember from LU are Rick Knox and Marty Elias. Jesse Hernandez maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted February 16, 2017 Share Posted February 16, 2017 I hope not. He's had enough kicks to the dick as of late. (His ring truck which had all his equipment burned down the night before Chavo Classic (who was a friend of Jesse's) died.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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