Nice Guy Eddie Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 On 6/30/2016 at 7:25 PM, (BP) said: Senor Benjamin is great, but I feel like Matt needs Top Dollar henchmen to really get this over. Fire it up! Fire it up! My buddies and I used do the "fire it up" right before the party kicked into high gear. My late teens and early/mid 20s were all one big drug and alcohol fueled haze. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 On 6/30/2016 at 3:39 PM, nofuture said: Hardy's would probably make more money opening up their property as a redneck theme park with the Hardy 'rassling Stunt Show as the centerpiece. Six Flags Over Meth Mountain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 23 hours ago, thee Reverend Axl Future said: I would so buy a blu-ray comp of this feud and invite every stoner rassling fan I know over to watch it. duuuude, RAF That sounds like a great Tuesday afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 FOR MASSACRE~! Hey, even sparklers can torch an entire apartment complex. They burn up to 2000 degrees. Who knows what Roman candles can do. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterien Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Tuesday night is going to be one of the greatest nights in the history of our great sport, ladies and gentlemen. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Curt McGirt said: FOR MASSACRE~! Hey, even sparklers can torch an entire apartment complex. They burn up to 2000 degrees. Who knows what Roman candles can do. Roman candles? Boooooooooooooooo! You can't sparkle! You can't sparkle! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 I only candle in the privacy of my own home. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 On 6/30/2016 at 7:06 PM, nofuture said: I'll be disappointed if Senor Benjamin doesn't turn on his maestro Matt. I want Senor Benjamin to continue as an on screen character. He can be what Ralphus was to Chris Jericho. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 On 30/06/2016 at 11:53 PM, RIPPA said: PREPARE THE BATTLEFIELD~! Holy shit! This thread is brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 5 hours ago, Curt McGirt said: FOR MASSACRE~! Hey, even sparklers can torch an entire apartment complex. They burn up to 2000 degrees. Who knows what Roman candles can do. You sound like one of those people who only allows everyone to light off "snakes" on the 4th. Yay. We're all being safe. Hooray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 EVEN SNAKES CAN DESTROY AN ENTIRE COMMUNITY PIRANESI Naw seriously, it was a Champaign, IL in-joke. Some 7-year olds burned down an apartment building with a sparkler a week or two ago, and I have to actually take people's IDs at work to sell them sparklers. Meanwhile everyone runs over the border to Indiana and Missouri to buy weapons-grade firepower and my dachshund will be freaking the fuck out on Monday. Back in my childhood, we had a local cop in the neighborhood that made his own fireworks and a drunken carpenter that would get loaded and throw entire bricks of bottle rockets on a grill and watch everyone scatter... good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: I want Senor Benjamin to continue as an on screen character. He can be what Ralphus was to Chris Jericho. Oh man, Senor Benjamin as Matt's Alfred who takes care of him as we get the weekly Reby yells at Jeff that it's his fault Matt's this way and she's leaving Matt with Maxell this week. Only Senor Benjamin is there to pull back Matt from the abyss 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 SSSHHHHHHH! DON"T SAY ABYSS!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 1 hour ago, Rev Ray said: Only Senor Benjamin is there to pull back Matt from the abyss Can he also pull Bram back from Rosemary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 Don't question the feminine wilds of Senor Alexander. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted July 2, 2016 Share Posted July 2, 2016 This is a good time to point out once again that TNA would be much better off as a show about a wrestling company than as a wrestling company. Their taped segments are usually really good. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 8 hours ago, Rev Ray said: Oh man, Senor Benjamin as Matt's Alfred who takes care of him as we get the weekly Reby yells at Jeff that it's his fault Matt's this way and she's leaving Matt with Maxell this week. Only Senor Benjamin is there to pull back Matt from the abyss or swerve...Senor Benjamin is really the father of Reby's baby Broken Matt Hardy...you are NOT the father! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Lord Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 On 6/30/2016 at 8:02 PM, thee Reverend Axl Future said: I would so buy a blu-ray comp of this feud and invite every stoner rassling fan I know over to watch it. duuuude, RAF TNA can't afford Blu Ray-R discs. Best we can hope for is this on a bunch of CD-R's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said: or swerve...Senor Benjamin is really the father of Reby's baby Broken Matt Hardy...you are NOT the father! Double swerve. Matt already knows. That's why he's Broken in the first place. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffSnackwell Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 You mean to tell me TNA made a shitty Lionheart remake starring Jarrett and Angle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 They keep modifying these little teaser trailers. Now we have a referee's reaction. Jeff on either an quad or dirt bike. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 I forget the reason for this feud. Is all this just to see who gets to host the OMEGA reunion on Thanksgiving weekend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peck Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 1 hour ago, zev said: I forget the reason for this feud. Is all this just to see who gets to host the OMEGA reunion on Thanksgiving weekend? Matt feels like he's doing all the legwork and seeing less profits of the Hardy's meth ring, while Jeff is trying to lure Senor Benjamin into coming to work for him. At least, that's what I've taken away from all this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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