Go2Sleep Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 They'll get better at these backstage segments with more practice, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Sweetser Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Well, they've had fifteen years, that's not nearly enough time to learn how to cut a promo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Fifteen? Both of them first appeared in WWF in 1994 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 2 hours ago, Dolfan in NYC said: Look, I know it's popular to crap on Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins and all, but jesus christ.... at least it's not this: What the fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supremebve Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Lazlo Woodbine said: As a big fan of absurd nonsense in wrestling, I liked that a lot. If wrestling isn't just a little bit stupid, it isn't nearly as enjoyable. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 3 hours ago, Technico Support said: Oh definitely. I loved the Matt Facts, his MFer Shannon Moore, the Monster Magnet theme song, all that. Absolutely his career apex. I bet all it cost WWE to get Monster Magnet was a few sheets of acid for Dave Wyndorf. The band my friend was in at the time used to rehearse in the same studio as Monster Magnet in Red Bank, NJ. They were always really cool and we rang in the New Year with them back in 2000. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Next TNA PPV you main event with a Hardy Invitational that can be won by any member of the Hardy family, which is basically those two, Reby Sky, Barry Hardy, Shannon Moore. Two guys doing a Laurel and Hardy tribute, and then bam, swerve! The baby somehow wins the title. Who's side is the baby on? Why is he here? Who knows - hasn't said a word since they've been on TV. Attempts by other TNA talent to take the title like candy from a baby (which is also a new storyline, as due to budget restrictions, the title belt is replaced by a chocolate replica) are all stopped by the baby's new bodyguard, Babyloving Snitsky. Slowly seeds are planted for the baby's heel turn, as he's barred by the state athletic commission from defending his chocolatey title due to not being old enough to walk, whilst vignettes of fifteen year old Matt and Jeff squash matches are shown in contrast.To taunt his father, the baby brings in Lita as his new valet. To save on script writers, they basically just do whatever Brad, Ned and Lauren are doing on Neighbours that week.Baby loses the title on the final episode of Impact after Lita turns on him for her original true love...El Dandy.The show ends with Bret Hart coming out on the ramp during his victory celebration with a knowing nod. Who were we to doubt El Dandy? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Seems like the ones that get the most poststhem wind up being in March Madness. So, Matt Hardy's Hair. First Round Bye, or does he have to face Shane O Mac? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 16 minutes ago, zev said: Seems like the ones that get the most poststhem wind up being in March Madness. So, Matt Hardy's Hair. First Round Bye, or does he have to face Shane O Mac? Matt Hardy's hair vs. the Shane O' Mac shuffle is a big money matchup. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greggulator Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 I really can't stop watching that video. It's such great wrestling garbage. I wish anyone watched TNA so I could scream BROTHER NERO! IT EES OV-AH! at them and get a proper response. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greggulator Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Can somebody please fill in any of the blanks I have after watching that awesome Hardy video? Like, why is Matt talking like that? Who is that woman with the baby? Why do they have a farm hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 The woman is Reby Sky, Matt's wife. Jeff was supposed to think the doll was their son, Maxel (because with parents like that he'll never be Max-well?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badfish69 Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Damn I haven't watched the show in while, but Matt looks like shit now. Never would have thought he would have been the Hardy that aged the worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nofuture Posted June 2, 2016 Author Share Posted June 2, 2016 The Director's Cut is even better. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 It's like what you would get if you sapped all the fun out of a Lucha Underground vignette. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greggulator Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Does the condo association know Matt has all of that stuff carved into the lawn next to the 16th hole? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 I love it. Brothers Hardy have a sensibility that I haven't seen since the daytime drama Passions went off the air. I look forward to future vignettes that reveal Reby Sky as a centuries-old witch and how a lonely orangutan holds an unrequited love for Brother Nero. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 3 minutes ago, Burgundy LaRue said: I love it. Brothers Hardy have a sensibility that I haven't seen since the daytime drama Passions went off the air. I look forward to future vignettes that reveal Reby Sky as a centuries-old witch and how a lonely orangutan holds an unrequited love for Brother Nero. Jeff's a "composer" - add some musical numbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 7 minutes ago, jstout said: Jeff's a "composer" - add some musical numbers. You got that half right. Psst ... it ain't the "com-" part. I'll take every Briscoes video ever made over that Hardy Boyz zhit. "Terry Funk ain't need no mouthpiece!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 We're sleeping on Big Money Matt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 Trailer home? The Dr.s home was a beautiful home he built with his own two hands. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 54 minutes ago, Burgundy LaRue said: I love it. Brothers Hardy have a sensibility that I haven't seen since the daytime drama Passions went off the air. I look forward to future vignettes that reveal Reby Sky as a centuries-old witch and how a lonely orangutan holds an unrequited love for Brother Nero. The lonely orangutan being Tyrus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Lord Posted June 2, 2016 Share Posted June 2, 2016 So does this mean the TNA PPV is being held at the General Steel dome next to Matt Hardy's house? I mean it's a decent sized building for them and all. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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