Web Conn Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 I'd say give Rusev a long like 6-7 month reign as U.S. Champion build him back up and have someone like idk Apollo Crews beat Rusev and win the title and get the rub. granted this Sheamus feud doesn't make Crews look like an idoit and go back to treading water. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyld Samurai Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 If they do the right thing and split up Sami and Owens then I'd love to see Sami have a post draft feud lasting until the Survivor Series or something of the ilk against Rusev for the US Championship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caley Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 I REALLY wanna see Sami/Owens drafted to the same show and Stephanie deciding since it worked once, it might work again, and making Sami/Owens go to Anger Management and form a tag team. Sami's not as natural of a goofball as Bryan was, but Owens smirking and getting agitated by Sami would be entertaining. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyanide Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 9 hours ago, Web Conn said: I'd say give Rusev a long like 6-7 year reign as U.S. Champion FTFY. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Man fuck Rusev lol. If you got a problm with Shark Week you got a problem with me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Now I want a Network special of Lana and Rusev watching Sharknado, complete with MST3K-style commentary. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 38 minutes ago, Vader does my taxes! said: Now I want a Network special of Lana and Rusev watching Sharknado, complete with MST3K-style commentary. "First was ironic in good way. Self aware but not too full of self. Others too ironic. too self aware, if that make sense." "You are so right, dahling. Americans do not understand Kitsch only work when played straight." "I am out of sandwiches!" "I have failed as wife." "No. shark movies are plot to distract us and ruin my gains. WE HAVE BEEN TRICKED!" "Steve Sanders is worst. Should have been David Silver anyway." "He married Megan Fox. Not need money." "You like Megan FoX!???" "What? No. I. Just. She too pretty if that make sense." "You sleep on couch tonight. Watch Jennifer's Body. Probably have on DVR. Jerk." "I HATE AMERICA!!!!" 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Web Conn said: Man fuck Rusev lol. If you got a problm with Shark Week you got a problem with me. Umm You shouldn't of poked the bear bro. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSJ Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 18 hours ago, Vader does my taxes! said: If I did drugs, I'd ask the waiter for two of whatever he's having. I do, and I will... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 8 minutes ago, (BP) said: Umm You shouldn't of poked the bear bro. I don't know. I'm looking at his picture with Teddy Hart and 1) Web Conn is wearing a Batista shirt, which while not a great piece of couture in itself, is 100% the best choice among t-shirts and the sign of an advanced strategic mind. 2) Web Conn appears to be able to transform into Jeffrey Combs at will. If he can arrange the fight to take place at a horror con of some kind he may be able to harness the collective sadness of thousands of nerds with needlessly strange beards in black death metal t-shirts to his defense. Between those two things I give him as much as a 0-0.02% chance of surviving this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Whose Jeffery Combs? and Rusev retweeting me is awesome. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammo~! Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 He's a horror actor famous(?) for ReAnimator, but he was also Weyoun in Star Trek Deep Space 9 and does lots of voice acting for video games and cartoons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Ok, piranesi you're gonna have to explain the joke to me cuz it went over my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 1) YOU LIKE BATISTA 2) YOU LOOK LIKE JEFFREY COMBS!! Note: these are both good things. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 I didn't take it as an insult I was just wondering what you meant. Shark Week is serious bro I don't care who you are. You will put respek in it's name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLaw Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Rusev > Shark Week 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 I feel like this had great potential that will remain regrettably unfulfilled. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Just now, Cristobal said: I feel like this had great potential that will remain regrettably unfulfilled. Story of my life. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Is that how you ended up being such a big Shark Week fan? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 6 minutes ago, Web Conn said: I didn't take it as an insult I was just wondering what you meant. Shark Week is serious bro I don't care who you are. You will put respek in it's name. All you have to do is cut your hair, get some big glasses and a lab coat and go to any horror con and YOU WILL GET SO MUCH TANG!! Jeffrey Combs > Shark Week (1988-92) > Rusev > current Shark Week 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 2 minutes ago, piranesi said: YOU WILL GET SO MUCH TANG! Full disclosure: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Yes. They pass those packets out at horror cons. Did I forget to mention that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyJ Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Why are people joking about this? Web Conn, I'd reach out to your loved ones while you still can. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 Hey Web Conn, I hear Haku doesn't like Shark Week, either. You should go tell him how you feel. snicker 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 I totally thought Web Conn was some hood as fuck black dude this whole time 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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