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Fuck this fucking show. 

Oh god, everything about this card sucks.

Zack Ryder wins the Intercontinental title because reasons. 

AJ loses to Chris Jericho and probably the slowest match pace that I've ever seen Jericho. Took him like 20 seconds to do one spot off the top rope. AJ got buried tonight and all the hype he had since Rumble died with him. Fuck WWE. He was better off in NJPW or NXT because Vince is fucking stupid.

Fucking Dean Ambrose and Lesnar were trying to cash in checks that they couldn't. Rule number 1, do not use weapons that you won't use. You do not set up tables that no one is going through. You introduce base bat with spikes. You fucking use baseball bat with spikes. Why even hype the chainsaw when we know damn well no one is getting killed, WWE? Jesus, Dean Ambrose has to be the most shallow character in history. Cartoony as fuck. And what was point? It did not put Dean over. It just made Brock look unbeatable like we fucking did not know that already.

Sasha and Becky and Charlotte stole the fucking show. Thank god because this is the only match that was worth it. Fuck the finish though. And yeah, I am finishing sentences with prepositions so fuck you too.

New Day lost to league of nations and then everyone gets buried that is not retired. Fuck this fucking company.

Shane vs Undertaker sucked and yeah, we got the spot we wanted, but fuck this has to be the worst Undertaker Match since that no show with Nathan Jones. I do not get this.

Then there was the fucking Rock segment where they buried the Wyatts and gave that bullshit number. 

And give up Reigns. Stop it. He is taunting the crowd and we are supposed to cheer him? Stop trying to make him happen. Even after you tried to exhaust the crowd, they still booed the shit out of him. He is not terrible. But he is not getting over and fuck this show. Worst wrestling show ever. This is up there with December to dismember. Holy fuck.

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, ChrisM said:

A tad long, but I actually rank it right up there with WM31. Only match I didn't like was Ambrose/Brock, but I guess they saved the real hardcore shenanigans for Shane(who is certifiably insane) vs Taker.

Have no problem with Reigns winning, but I think a heel turn is imminent with him. 

 

No. No. You don't get to be fucking reasonable about this interminable thing that we all just sat through. You don't have the right. Fucking reasonable. What the hell? Did you write that post yesterday? Is it the new board just pushing it to now. You take it back right now. Right fucking now.

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Just now, Dolfan in NYC said:

My friend who doesn't watch the current product:  "I just watched an entire match of this guy [Reigns] and I still have no clue what the fuck his personality is supposed to be."

Sneer hair arm-gun. 

Also, the kids love him.  What is she 30?

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2 minutes ago, piranesi said:

1) Sasha's entrance

2) The rest of her match

3) everything that wasn't any of the last three matches or a long sketch with people in their 50s

4) the rest of the show

Dude, Sasha's entrance was shit because they went through all that and she lost.  Flair tries to interfere, Snoop Dogg takes him out, Sasha wins.  I booked that shit better in five seconds. 

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I fucking HATED this show. The most insulting WWE show ever. The only good I can think of is the crowd being hot for Sami, Sami killing KO with a half and half on a ladder, Ryder winning, the New Day entrance, the actual Women's Championship match, Baron Corbin  and HHH slipping during his entrance. 

Everything else was straight garbage topped off with manipulating the crowd audio to mask the fans shitting on Roman. 

Fuck WWE. 

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Jericho is not a good wrestler anymore. 

So, I watched Nakamura and Joe and Asuka and Zayn punch the shit out of each other two nights ago, and then Shane throws punches that honestly, I'm not sure if they weren't just random muscle spasms. That match was actually almost Ed Woodian in the sense that the MMA garbage was so bad that it was good. I laughed through that whole thing. Good to see that someone has a worse triangle than the Undertaker.

Also, I actually was more shocked by Sasha's dive where she changed how she decided to land in mid-air or Big E splatting his head during the double spear through the ropes than Shane's Mankind-redux dive. 

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Stephanie took that spear like a fucking champion. I didn't really watch the rest of the match. Seinfeld reruns > WM32 main event

The women's match was easily the match of the night. The rest of the card can suck my dick like HHH's auto-fellatio entrances. NXT is worth the $10 a month. 

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I'm going to sleep so I won't be around for the replies, but just wondering if people REALLY wanted to see Shane dive off the top of the cell.  I got the impression the crowd reaction was like "Oh god, we didn't actually need that to happen."

Like I think it would actually have been a better moment if he was standing up there, they somehow show him lock eyes with his kids, and then he thinks better of it and climbs down.

Maybe I'm just getting old.

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2 minutes ago, Craig H said:

I fucking HATED this show. The most insulting WWE show ever. The only good I can think of is the crowd being hot for Sami, Sami killing KO with a half and half on a ladder, Ryder winning, the New Day entrance, the actual Women's Championship match, Baron Corbin  and HHH slipping during his entrance. 

Everything else was straight garbage topped off with manipulating the crowd audio to mask the fans shitting on Roman. 

Fuck WWE. 

Did anyone else notice they drowned out the Nakamura chants with BOOING? 

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FWIW, starting a chainsaw isn't as easy as just pulling the cord. Dean didnt prime it to start and didn't set the choke, so no way was it going to start. 

I would know. I had to fuck around with my own chainsaw trying to get it to start today. 

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I love how the company has brainwashed all these young workers into being honored to have old legends make them look like shit over and over and over.  "I took a Rock bottom at Wresltemania!  Amazing!  Who can not love that?" "Oh, yeah, well i got stunnered and sockoed!"  "Oh yeah, well I jobbed clean to the Lion Heart!"

 

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Strangest 'mania ever. Longest WWE show ever?  

Everything got time and everyone worked hard and really every match was good/interesting/bizarre. 

Booking was...odd...

Honestly, I just want to talk about how nuts HHH's entrance was. This people even on TV play educated corporate employees and then Steph dresses like an evil Warrior Queen and cuts a fascistic promo from atop a throne about her husband while he leads out a skeleton army all with their own WWE titles. That shit escalated fast. 

This is like the nice couple down the street that you hear spend their weekends at some edgy bondage club. 

Most batshit entrance of all time. They basically outed themselves as occult National Socialists. They're probably performing black magic to bring back Hitler. 

With that entrance you can't be announced from Greenwich. You have to be announced from the "Iron Islands" or "The Dark Land" or some shit. Maybe "The Pit of Broken Nightmares."

 

So yeah...weird show. Women's match was great.

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3 minutes ago, El Dragon said:

Bull fucking shit it was! That was a fucking awful match. Why in sam fuck is Shane McMahon outwrestling the FUCKING UNDERTAKER!

Oh I don't know.... there was a pretty cool headshot with a toolbox... and eh..... some other stuff...... probably.

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