Swift Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Cool, now let's talk about Dusty masturbating! Thank you for the image of a fat man with a giant splotch on his belly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swift Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Also, son of a plumber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted September 27, 2013 Author Share Posted September 27, 2013 Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella are now engaged. This is how they are going to feud Bryan and Cena when Cena gets back right? Bryan put all this extra pressure on Cena to pop the question to the fake boobed one and he didn't want to and now he is resentful of Bryan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Cool, now let's talk about Dusty masturbating! Thank you for the image of a fat man with a giant splotch on his belly. Wait, Dusty's semen is purple? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella are now engaged. This is how they are going to feud Bryan and Cena when Cena gets back right? Bryan put all this extra pressure on Cena to pop the question to the fake boobed one and he didn't want to and now he is resentful of Bryan HHH will pair up Brie with Cena and it will drive Bryan out of his mind. Jesus, please tell me the best this generation can do as their Elizabeth is not Brie Bella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peck Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 There's a weird way in which the way Foley talks up his admiration for porn stars (She's more intelligent than people assume, when you know more about her you realize she's doing this job that is more difficult than people think and putting herself at risk to titillate people) is exactly the way Foley fans try to describe why they like him to non-wrestling fans (it's way harder than people think. He's sacrificing his body for our thrills. It takes way more intelligence than people give it credit for and once you know more about him you appreciate it more). I'm pretty sure the Duchovney thing was similar...it was like an editorial or interview where he put over how porn stars are like these martyrs who are ostracized for doing something that helps sad sackes like him through depression or something. They're still real to him...the boobs, I mean...even though they're really not. At the very least, after years of hearing (and buying into) this image of himself, I can see why Foley looks for that in people and can kind of see how one could assign some weirdly similar mystique or something to porn stars. Wasn't (Isn't?) Duchovny a noted sex-addict? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 People need to lay off Foley. OK, so he's a bit eccentric, but by retired wrestler standards, he's doing fine. Foley has: -never had a sex tape. -not been divorced 4 or 5 times. -never shown up to an event drunk or stoned out of his mind. -by all accounts, been a great dad. Really, some harmless letters to some porn stars aren't that big a deal considering how some of his peers are doing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Whatever happened to Kaitlyn, anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella are now engaged. If she didn't raise her arms and yell "YES! YES! YES!" after he proposed that's a massive fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 There's a weird way in which the way Foley talks up his admiration for porn stars (She's more intelligent than people assume, when you know more about her you realize she's doing this job that is more difficult than people think and putting herself at risk to titillate people) is exactly the way Foley fans try to describe why they like him to non-wrestling fans (it's way harder than people think. He's sacrificing his body for our thrills. It takes way more intelligence than people give it credit for and once you know more about him you appreciate it more). I'm pretty sure the Duchovney thing was similar...it was like an editorial or interview where he put over how porn stars are like these martyrs who are ostracized for doing something that helps sad sackes like him through depression or something. They're still real to him...the boobs, I mean...even though they're really not. At the very least, after years of hearing (and buying into) this image of himself, I can see why Foley looks for that in people and can kind of see how one could assign some weirdly similar mystique or something to porn stars. Wasn't (Isn't?) Duchovny a noted sex-addict? Yes and he's a known degenerate. And he's being compared to Mick Foley. The difference is Duchovny is 50 acting 30. Foley is 50 acting 13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 I love Duchovny btw, he's amazing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 He was pretty ahead of things when he first did the "ironic deprecating version of himself" on LARRY SANDERS. I'm sure he wasn't the first to do that...but it was pretty awesome and novel at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 I remember one promo where Foley called out Flair on his rampant sexism and pointed out that while he could see a woman like Christy Canyon as a friend, Flair could only ever see her as a sex object. Which is fair enough. But Foley stumbled across her watching porn so he was objectifying her first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 Why does Foley never brag about being friends with Ron Jeremy or Big Dick Johnson or whoever's a male porn star these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 Because they are jerks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 I assume Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 STOP JUDGING PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR PENIS SIZE VIC GOD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 Actually Jeremy seems like a pretty cool guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 I'm joking, he seems nice enough. I just love the insult someone then follow with "I assume." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 So wait, if it's not okay to write fan letters to porn stars, is it okay to write fan letters to Anna Kendrick? I'm asking for a friend. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greggulator Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 One of the best parts about being a wrestling fan is finding out how insane the performers are as a sub-culture. I'm sure there's actors out there (My guess: Larry Miller) who have a similar thing about writing porn stars letters or what have you but you never hear about it. But Wrestling As Sociology, we manage to get all of that information. Imagine what we DON'T get?Also: One of my least favorite things in the world right now is the INSTANT ANALYSIS OF THE MEANING OF POP CULTURE EVENTS AND CRITICISMS of stuff like Breaking Bad. (I haven't seen an episode of that show yet, but that's the big one right now.) I mean that stuff annoys me to no depth. Especially stuff like Talking Bad. Then I realized that the IWC has been doing that stuff since as long as the Internet has existed, essentially. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 I don't trust Foley because he urinates in his frozen dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 Do I even want to know what that means, or am I better off not knowing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidKash202 Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 Man please listen to Colt Cabana's Lita interview. Some good stuff. Really enjoyed hearing about how/why she got into wrestling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 Could you imagine the hilarity of a "Talking Bad"-style show after Raw on Mondays? If the network ever gets off the ground, wouldn't surprise me if it happened - they'd have nothing better to do. "Let's go to our next caller, Paul, from Philadelphia ..." "Yes, I've already broken windows at the Trocadero and I will not hestitate to do so at the Wells Fargo Center. I said no salt in my margarita! No salt!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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