odessasteps Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzalez Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 I'm glad September has included more discussion about Mick Foley masturbating than normal. I've been asking for it for a long time. Oh my God it all makes sense now... 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Blue Beetle and The Question were created at Charlton and later bought by DC, so I do not count them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 I have never been so horrifically transfixed in my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 To be fair, all this obsession over Foley being friendly with pornstars seems more creepy than Foley being friendly with pornstars in the first place. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted September 27, 2013 Author Share Posted September 27, 2013 The Rhodes Family (Father & Sons) will be on Raw Adjust your plans (and pants) accordingly 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 I don't think anything will happen. Triple H guaranteed they would be as safe as the other WWE stars under his watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 The Rhodes Family (Father & Sons) will be on RawAdjust your plans (and pants) accordinglyWhat about Uncle Fred Ottman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 He is not married to Dusty's sister anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Creepy as a word has lost all its meaning. 99% of the time its bullshit. You have to know that this is what the Creeper says...it's right there when you pull the string:The Cow says: "Moooooooooooo"The Hipster says: "Really knowing a band like this is an emotional investment."Your homophobic gramma says: "They're just so pushy about it!"The Creeper says: "Creepy as a word has lost all its meaning. 99% of the time its bullshit."Great; day wasn't busy enough, now I have spit-take Pepsi to clean off my desk ...And actually, you left one out:The egotistical mediocre rapper says, "Yo, I'm really happy for you, I'm'a let you finish ..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 If Triple H were any kind of real king, he'd have beheaded Stephanie long ago for failing to bear him a male heir. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 WWE just put up a bunch of debuts (Y2J, Tazz, Batista, Cena, etc.) I keep on saying... "God, he just looks so young." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Cool, now let's talk about Dusty masturbating! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzalez Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 The WWE has been putting great content on their Youtube account in the past couple of weeks. Not just five minute matches, but also classic PPV, and TV matches. Like this... I think it's only a matter of time before it becomes subscription based. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Cool, now let's talk about Dusty masturbating! The "pay windah" was just a metaphor all along 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaptain Kayfabe Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 No. I didn't imply that at all. I was getting at the fact that his kids seem to be well aware of his friendship with a porn chick, and that to me is weird. Even if his daughter is 19. Even more so since, like we've said, he's done this with another porn chick. It is a good lesson for the kids about not judging people. It's creepy. Writing fan mail to porn stars is a creepy thing to do to begin with. Add on top of that the seeming obsession he gets about his porn star of the moment (Kay Parker, Christy Canyon, now this new one). Add on top of that his kids talking about it with him on Twitter. "Hey kids, this is someone your dad is a big fan of...because I like to masturbate while watching her get railed!" Foley can couch his admiration for her a million different ways, but if he's a fan of her work as a porn star that's what he's a fan of. It's creepy, and yes I realize that's judgmental of me. Still creepy. Creepy as a word has lost all its meaning. 99% of the time its bullshit. The other 1% involves haunted houses and legit creepy shit. I don't know if you are married of have kids, but as someone who is married and has kids maybe my perspective is different. Is it OK for me to have female friends? Sure. Is it OK for me to look at porn? Sure. Would my wife have a problem with me writing fan mail to porn stars AND traveling all over the country enough to actually meet them? You better believe it. And as has been mentioned, this isn't just about the porn stars. Foley's unhealthy obsession with Melina is well documented. It's just not normal to be so openly obsessed with women who you aren't married to - even weirder when these women are porn stars (or in Melina's case, someone who at least bounced around the locker room a few times). Weirder and creepier still when these are women that you might work with or meet on your constant travels around the country. Not saying Foley is just looking to bang these women. Not saying that Foley's wife is weird for tolerating it. Not even saying if Foley's wife has a secret fetish for having her husband fawn over random sex symbol women is weird or wrong. There is however something creepy about a man in his 40s who walks around in sweatpants pretty much everywhere he goes who on the one hand is crazy obsessed with Christmas and children's literature yet at the same time is a fanboy for random porn stars. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Cool, now let's talk about Dusty masturbating! The "pay windah" was just a metaphor all along Come on, gentlemen... ...hard times is right there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 at the same time is a fanboy for random porn stars. The ghost of some of my 1989-boners would like to object to Christy Canyon being called a "random" porn star. This is somehow my third erection joke in one afternoon. I'm taking a time out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bustronaut Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Cool, now let's talk about Dusty masturbating! The "pay windah" was just a metaphor all along Come on, gentlemen... ...hard times is right there. He ain't S-A-W-F-T SAAAAAAWWWWWFT! (last time, I swear) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 at the same time is a fanboy for random porn stars. The ghost of some of my 1989-boners would like to object to Christy Canyon being called a "random" porn star. This is somehow my third erection joke in one afternoon. I'm taking a time out. Probably for the best; too much of that leads to extremes in lethargy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 This is somehow my third erection joke in one afternoon. I'm taking a time out. Probably for the best; too much of that leads to extremes in lethargy. It has been years since I've managed three in one afternoon GODDAMMITT 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 No. I didn't imply that at all. I was getting at the fact that his kids seem to be well aware of his friendship with a porn chick, and that to me is weird. Even if his daughter is 19. Even more so since, like we've said, he's done this with another porn chick. It is a good lesson for the kids about not judging people. It's creepy. Writing fan mail to porn stars is a creepy thing to do to begin with. Add on top of that the seeming obsession he gets about his porn star of the moment (Kay Parker, Christy Canyon, now this new one). Add on top of that his kids talking about it with him on Twitter. "Hey kids, this is someone your dad is a big fan of...because I like to masturbate while watching her get railed!" Foley can couch his admiration for her a million different ways, but if he's a fan of her work as a porn star that's what he's a fan of. It's creepy, and yes I realize that's judgmental of me. Still creepy. Creepy as a word has lost all its meaning. 99% of the time its bullshit. The other 1% involves haunted houses and legit creepy shit. as someone who is married and has kids maybe my perspective is different. Is it OK for me to have female friends? Sure. Is it OK for me to look at porn? Sure. Would my wife have a problem with me writing fan mail to porn stars AND traveling all over the country enough to actually meet them? You better believe it. And as has been mentioned, this isn't just about the porn stars. Foley's unhealthy obsession with Melina is well documented. It's just not normal to be so openly obsessed with women who you aren't married to - even weirder when these women are porn stars (or in Melina's case, someone who at least bounced around the locker room a few times). Weirder and creepier still when these are women that you might work with or meet on your constant travels around the country. Not saying Foley is just looking to bang these women. Not saying that Foley's wife is weird for tolerating it. Not even saying if Foley's wife has a secret fetish for having her husband fawn over random sex symbol women is weird or wrong. There is however something creepy about a man in his 40s who walks around in sweatpants pretty much everywhere he goes who on the one hand is crazy obsessed with Christmas and children's literature yet at the same time is a fanboy for random porn stars. I don't really see how the Melina stuff is unhealthy since A: It wasn't hurting him or his family. B: Melina did not care. I don't see why anyone beyond his family would care. I would also imagine his family is very understanding, considering everything he has sacrificed to support them. Life is basically overlooking other peoples shit, in the hopes that they overlook yours. Seeing as Mick seems like a good person that is easy enough. Also I don't know if you are married of have kids, Damn, you know I don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella are now engaged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRGoldman Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 I think Foleys wife and kids are probably happy that they don't have to spoon feed him and change his bed pan after growing up watching him get a couple concussions a week. Tolerating random obsessions, some of which are not considered normal, is probably a trade off they are willing to make on a day to day basis. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Cool, now let's talk about Dusty masturbating!The "pay windah" was just a metaphor all alongCome on, gentlemen......hard times is right there.He ain't S-A-W-F-T SAAAAAAWWWWWFT!(last time, I swear)He's got a bicycle!....Yeah, that doesn't make sense to me either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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