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What exactly would you write in a letter to a porn star anyway??

 

"First of all, I want you to know, I'm not a pervert..."

 

"I feel your acting skills are very under-rated..."

 

"Did I mention I'm not a pervert?"

 

"You inspire me to never give up on my dreams and always try my 100% best."

 

"Is Ron Jeremy nice in person?"

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So wait, if it's not okay to write fan letters to porn stars, is it okay to write fan letters to Anna Kendrick? I'm asking for a friend.

 

Only if you sacrifice yourself on a cross of unprotected chair shots and elbows to the cold, unforgiving cement floor.  That seemingly puts you above reproach. 

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Could you imagine the hilarity of a "Talking Bad"-style show after Raw on Mondays? If the network ever gets off the ground, wouldn't surprise me if it happened - they'd have nothing better to do. "Let's go to our next caller, Paul, from Philadelphia ..." "Yes, I've already broken windows at the Trocadero and I will not hestitate to do so at the Wells Fargo Center. I said no salt in my margarita! No salt!"

Dont they have something like that after Raw in Canada?
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One of the best parts about being a wrestling fan is finding out how insane the performers are as a sub-culture. I'm sure there's actors out there (My guess: Larry Miller) who have a similar thing about writing porn stars letters or what have you but you never hear about it. But Wrestling As Sociology, we manage to get all of that information. Imagine what we DON'T get? 

 

You know I've always found Tammy Sytch's lifestory totally fascinating. Especially in these last few years when it's become apparent just how batshit crazy she is.

 

The woman is like a Tennessee Williams' character come to life.  (You know how Blanche DuBois used to obsessively look back on the glory days in the south? That's basically Tammy and WWF '97.) 

 

Someone should make an Aronofsky-type movie about her.

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So wait, if it's not okay to write fan letters to porn stars, is it okay to write fan letters to Anna Kendrick? I'm asking for a friend.

 Only if you sacrifice yourself on a cross of unprotected chair shots and elbows to the cold, unforgiving cement floor.  That seemingly puts you above reproach.
I've written a letter to a pornstar in the past. Can I do these things now to retroactively make me above reproach?
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So wait, if it's not okay to write fan letters to porn stars, is it okay to write fan letters to Anna Kendrick? I'm asking for a friend.

 Only if you sacrifice yourself on a cross of unprotected chair shots and elbows to the cold, unforgiving cement floor.  That seemingly puts you above reproach.
I've written a letter to a pornstar in the past. Can I do these things now to retroactively make me above reproach?

 

 

I wish I could help, but these things only cover future pornstar letter writing campaigns.  Maybe, just maybe, a trip off the top of the Hell in A Cell through the Spanish announce table would do it.  There's really only one way to find out...

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So wait, if it's not okay to write fan letters to porn stars, is it okay to write fan letters to Anna Kendrick? I'm asking for a friend.

 

Only if you sacrifice yourself on a cross of unprotected chair shots and elbows to the cold, unforgiving cement floor.  That seemingly puts you above reproach. 

 

 

What exactly is wrong with communicating with a porn star? You do realize they're people too, right? The way I see it, this is less about Foley's issues and a whole lot more about yours.

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WWE just put up a bunch of debuts  (Y2J, Tazz, Batista, Cena, etc.)

 

 

I could've sworn D-Von was using his awesome Eyes of Rightessnous theme song. They have got to recycle that for someone at some point.

 

 

 

The screencap preview of the "Eyes of Righteousness" make it look like D-Von is the dude who leaves those things in the restroom of Starbucks that look like $50 and $100 bills, only when you pick them up and unfold them, they're these religious tractlets that start off with, "Disappointed?  Don't be, because you're far richer in the kingdom of Heaven than" blah blah still not $50-100 in my pocket blah. 

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http://youtu.be/u6TQtjsfp-k

I keep on saying... "God, he just looks so young."

 

I was at that show.  On top the debut, I forget if it was during this segment or doing a ring entrance for a match that the belt fell off of Austin's waist.  We got lost on the way to the show, then I don't think we could find the front door to get our tickets. We missed out on the Raw Bowl which featured The Steve Lombardi Trophy.

 

Now:  with video:

http://youtu.be/uw_zTyqn26g?t=3m50s

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I'm not Vic, and I have no kids, which means any real answer to this question is bullshit, but, assuming she got into it by choice and not due to a complete lack of options, I honestly believe I'd be fine with it.

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I'm not Vic, and I have no kids, which means any real answer to this question is bullshit, but, assuming she got into it by choice and not due to a complete lack of options, I honestly believe I'd be fine with it.

 

Until you take your daughter out to a lovely father/daughter lunch, and some asshole approaches your table and tells her how much he loves watching her get fucked, and "How much would it cost to get to fuck her, too?". 

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This entire Foley discussion is fucking stupid. I wonder what October will bring. :mellow: The only thing I find odd about the entire thing is that Foley wrote her a letter. Instead of an email.

 

EDIT: Seeing some of you guys' opinions on pornstars and what they do for a living.. wow. Kinda makes me sad. Judgmental and semi-hateful, actually.

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I'm not Vic, and I have no kids, which means any real answer to this question is bullshit, but, assuming she got into it by choice and not due to a complete lack of options, I honestly believe I'd be fine with it.

 

99% of the time that's why women get into the sex industry, though. It's desperate work.

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WWE just put up a bunch of debuts  (Y2J, Tazz, Batista, Cena, etc.)

 

 

I could've sworn D-Von was using his awesome Eyes of Rightessnous theme song. They have got to recycle that for someone at some point.

 

 

 

The screencap preview of the "Eyes of Righteousness" make it look like D-Von is the dude who leaves those things in the restroom of Starbucks that look like $50 and $100 bills, only when you pick them up and unfold them, they're these religious tractlets that start off with, "Disappointed?  Don't be, because you're far richer in the kingdom of Heaven than" blah blah still not $50-100 in my pocket blah. 

 

 

I used to bus tables at a restaurant when I was in high school and I remember a table of 15 Mormons came in. They were polite but racked up a gigantic bill and ran me and the waitress around for like an hour getting drinks, nacho refills, etc. The whole time we were thinking, "well, at least the tip will be worth it." After they left, we were cleaning the table and we saw what looked like a folded piece of paper with two $100 bills in it, along with a credit card and on the note it said, "Here's a tip..." The waitress unfolded it and it was one of those tracts with fake bills and the tract said, "Here's a tip...how to get to heaven, read the Book of Mormon blah blah blah". The actual tip they left was like $10 on a $150 or so bill. I remember the waitress just started bawling in the middle of the restaurant (thankfully it was close to closing time) and the manager felt so bad he gave her $40 or whatever out of his own pocket and let her go home. I didn't get any extra money or get to go home but the bartender at least let me drink in the bar for an hour or so after I finished bussing tables. Cool story bro.

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I'm not Vic, and I have no kids, which means any real answer to this question is bullshit, but, assuming she got into it by choice and not due to a complete lack of options, I honestly believe I'd be fine with it.

 

Until you take your daughter out to a lovely father/daughter lunch, and some asshole approaches your table and tells her how much he loves watching her get fucked, and "How much would it cost to get to fuck her, too?". 

 

 

Yay! Slutshaming!

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I'm not Vic, and I have no kids, which means any real answer to this question is bullshit, but, assuming she got into it by choice and not due to a complete lack of options, I honestly believe I'd be fine with it.

 

99% of the time that's why women get into the sex industry, though. It's desperate work.

 

 

Although I'm not sure the number is actually that high (I do believe there are women who choose it for other reasons, but I do not discount that there are many who did not) it is why I included the qualifier there.

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It is a good lesson for the kids about not judging people. 

 

 

So if you had a daughter that wanted to get into porn you'd support it and it would not bother you at all? I am just curious

 

No way to honestly answer. But I would like to think I would support her choice, if it is indeed her choice. But I think that is a different discussion. This is about not judging others. 

 

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