corpsewhite Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 They're not real spoilers and you should feel like lesser men for being years behind. I heap judgment upon you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 And scorn. Heap scorn too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Territorial Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 The new WWE Champion has a twitter https://twitter.com/WWEVacant Ex-GM Laptop is probably bitter right now that he never got a Twitter account. Speaking of WWE, am I the only person who thinks Big Show's knockout punch (WMD) looks terrible. I've heard the stories about Show tearing doors off their hinges and I don't doubt that he could legitimately cave some people's faces in, but I think the WMD mostly looks terrible. Especially when he throws it against non-wrestlers like McMahon and Dusty. To me, it looks really unconvincing as a legit punch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooker Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Someone mentions Breaking Bad plot shit in this thread one more time and I'm going to do something drastic.Wait until someone makes another McMahons = the Lannisters comparison and spoils what happened to _____ in the next book. Wanna hear a WWE / Star Wars comparison? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MORELOCK Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Speaking of WWE, am I the only person who thinks Big Show's knockout punch (WMD) looks terrible. I've heard the stories about Show tearing doors off their hinges and I don't doubt that he could legitimately cave some people's faces in, but I think the WMD mostly looks terrible. Especially when he throws it against non-wrestlers like McMahon and Dusty. To me, it looks really unconvincing as a legit punch. It has looked great before; probably depends on who is taking it. The one on Dusty looked terrible even before Show cuddled him to the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiztor Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Someone mentions Breaking Bad plot shit in this thread one more time and I'm going to do something drastic.Wait until someone makes another McMahons = the Lannisters comparison and spoils what happened to _____ in the next book. Wanna hear a WWE / Star Wars comparison? only if it doesn't spoil "Attack of the Clones" for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 I don't think I can handle any more comparisons to to other shit in popular culture. OMGZ Daniel Bryan is like Taylor Swift and Roman Reigns is like "I'mma let you finish but KOFI KINGSTON IS GETTING A SPEAR" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Speaking of WWE, am I the only person who thinks Big Show's knockout punch (WMD) looks terrible. I've heard the stories about Show tearing doors off their hinges and I don't doubt that he could legitimately cave some people's faces in, but I think the WMD mostly looks terrible. Especially when he throws it against non-wrestlers like McMahon and Dusty. To me, it looks really unconvincing as a legit punch. It has looked great before; probably depends on who is taking it. The one on Dusty looked terrible even before Show cuddled him to the ground. Probably looked as good as it could be if Dusty isn't physically capable of simply falling to the ground, which I am not sure he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MORELOCK Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Probably true, but if that's the case then they should change the booking to humiliate Dusty without getting physical, or give him the ol' Christian phantom beatdown. The divas go out and do their best every week, and they still make the stuffing look like shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mookieghana Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Stock falling with age: Devon, Karl Anderson, Doug Williams, Elijah Burke, Davey Richards, Angelina Love, Kevin Nash, Robbie E, Kevin Steen Stock growing with age: Jack Swagger, Togi Makabe, Hirooki Goto, Toru Yano, Takashi Iizuka, Lance Archer, Katsuyori Shibata, Captain New Japan That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brysynner Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Stock falling with age: Devon, Karl Anderson, Doug Williams, Elijah Burke, Davey Richards, Angelina Love, Kevin Nash, Robbie E, Kevin Steen That is all. There was stock in Angelina Love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Soup stock. mmmmm...taste the marrow. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Library Dude Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Oh god, they should do a black-out morphing into Rikishi gimmick for the Usos. This reminds me of absolute genius commentary from Booker T on Smackdown a few years ago. Michael Cole: What have the Usos' got to do to get to the next level here in WWE Booker? Booker T: Well, Michael Cole. These boys are Samoan so in the next few years they gonna put on about 200lbs, and then they gonna be unstoppable mane! Yes, 200lbs each. Hey, it could happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 ...Have you seen their father? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bear Wyatt Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 With Booker T being fired as G.M. of Smackdown I was really hoping to see the return of Black Snow. Chet Lemon would be a bonus. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 ...Have you seen their father? Or their uncles and cousins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SovietShooter Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 If you're working a match with him, you basically only have to go through the match once or twice with him and he's got it. How many times are you supposed to go over it? "Working", not "remembering". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buy Me a Burrito Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Tell that to Savage, who rehearsed big matches for weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Well not quite rehearse. He would work the matches and kept what worked and discarded what didn't. It is very interesting watching the series with Hogan from the beginning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Soup stock.mmmmm...taste the marrow.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... oh holy, wow, that was some good shit there!......Okay, what I originally came her to post: Fell into a nap a few hours after work today, while I was watching a Kevin Steen comp, had the legit I-shit-you-not experience of waking up and thinking I was watching a Seth Rogen film.Which, now reading that, makes me ponder on the lesser of two evils: "Knocked Up" featuring romantic tension between Heigl and Steen, or Rogen embroiled in a blood feud w/ El Generico?(I'm gonna deserve this ban I got coming, I fear.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 That WMD to Vince that showed maximum daylight was hilarious. I have no idea why they would put those plates on the belt when the Dead Kennedys-style "DB" logo is right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonzalez Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 Oh my God, this place looks like so much fun... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65vh1q103I4&feature=share&list=PLaOq4c2rzPix9MrrpRQW_W0su_jbmeSmR I'm guessing they run their new training center more like it's an improv school. Good, most of the guys that came out of FCW in the last half decade came up to the WWE without much character, or direction. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTp_Lp5rilo&feature=share&list=PLaOq4c2rzPix9MrrpRQW_W0su_jbmeSmR Also, Ohno looks like he's finally gotten into better shape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BNosanchuk Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 No way those are supposed to be public like that, but dude's youtube playlist has two dozen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 I almost forgot about this and I have to mention it before I fall asleep. I was working tonight and behind me I hear "Let me try that!". I turn around and two kids who were probably six or seven are in the aisle and the sister (I suppose) has her brother in a bow-and-arrow. Life is surreal and awesome sometimes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 18, 2013 Share Posted September 18, 2013 I almost forgot about this and I have to mention it before I fall asleep. I was working tonight and behind me I hear "Let me try that!". I turn around and two kids who were probably six or seven are in the aisle and the sister (I suppose) has her brother in a bow-and-arrow. Life is surreal and awesome sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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