Bustronaut Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 I would be willing to work for WWE. IF I MUST. *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 You'd think with America being the fattest it's been ever there'd be more big hippo mother fuckers trying to get into wrestling. Qatar is the fattest place on earth with half of their adult citizens being obese and a rate of diabetes twice that of the US. They should find a fat Arab heel. How about: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happ Hazzard Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 I'm not sure that Brodus is as big as the giants of the 80s and early 90s were. He looks huge because there's fewer big guys around these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brody Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 http://culturecrossfire.com/wrestling/kayfabe-lies-and-alibis-bobby-heenan-and-jim-cornette/#.Ujhq5j8iy2AJim Cornette and Bobby Heenan talk managing nightmares, wrestling history, crazy fan stories and much more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Bossman was a tremendous athlete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooker Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 I don't know how you can claim the WWE needs a new Vader and yet disqualify Brock Lesnar, who is the same type of wrestler except actually better. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 I'm not sure that Brodus is as big as the giants of the 80s and early 90s were. He looks huge because there's fewer big guys around these days. Both of the Tons o' Funk are over 6'5" and 3 bills. I think that makes em bigger than the Twin Towers were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 I don't know how you can claim the WWE needs a new Vader and yet disqualify Brock Lesnar, who is the same type of wrestler except actually better.He didn't work like that. Not at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Also he is not better than Vader. Oh and he only works three times a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 The Eddie match was the only one I can think of where he was booked as a true monster and not just a freak athlete. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 His series of Hardykillings was pretty monstrous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 I know that's a joke, but yes. Especially if he busts out the butcher smock. And pig mask ... bump the sheep mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Why can't I like my own posts. So not fair. Because the board has a problem with us establishing health self-esteem; it doesn't want us to "like" ourselves. Some of you - *ahem* - would have unnecessarily inflated "board statuses." You know I'm right. One other thought occurred to me, as an extension of the HOSS/ possibility of Lesnar-Taker at Mania: I may be alone here, but I have thought, since his return, that Lesnar wouldn't be such a horrendous promo, if they were to allow him to swear. Taker comes out for the inevitable "who you got for 30;" he does the whole, "No one's left." BWOWOWOWOWOW ... dunh dunh, dunh, dunh dunh DUNH ... Lesnar out, circles Taker two or three times, then just flatly says, "Are you fucking blind?" Far better than any "do you feel that feeling you're feeling, 'cause I feel it too," mushmouth "heeba deeba mooba boobins" bullshit he was going for earlier this year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Methinks some of the posters around here like themselves quite enough already. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Why can't I like my own posts. So not fair. Because the board has a problem with us establishing health self-esteem; it doesn't want us to "like" ourselves. Some of you - *ahem* - would have unnecessarily inflated "board statuses." You know I'm right. That's what sock puppets are for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elizium Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 I love myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 If you don't love you, who will? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skelemania Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 There are quite a few guys in WWE out with an injury right now (or just out in general for whatever reason). When are Sheamus, Mark Henry, Rey Mysterio, Kane & John Cena due back? What about Brock Lesnar? I thought he signed a new contract? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 I imagine Kane will be back when he finishes his movie, pretty sure Henry and Mysterio have both been cleared to return. Cena should be back around Rumble, Sheamus probably around Mania. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie20x6 Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 I was up until 3am watching the first six episodes of Breaking Bad last night. I have come out of my sequestered hiding long enough to pass along the note that BIG DAVE Meltzer keeps mentioning the fact that if John Cena wasn't injured, everything that is happening to Daniel Bryan would happen with John Cena in his place. Better or worse than what has played out the last month? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Worse because it would make no sense. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 My official ruling is that Meltzer does not get to be called BIG DAVE. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scraylo187 Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 My official ruling is that Meltzer does not get to be called BIG DAVE. Sad Dave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie20x6 Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 My official ruling is that Meltzer does not get to be called BIG DAVE. Batista is free to stop making Non-Fast & the Furious Vin Diesel movies at any time and come reclaim the throne. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 My official ruling is that Meltzer does not get to be called BIG DAVE. This be BIG DAVE: EDIT: Me and Reggie20x6 submitted our posts at the same time. Nice one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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