elizium Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Exactly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Umaga Yes. Good one. Anyone else though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elizium Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Maybe if we squished the Usos into one Uber USO? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elizium Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Why can't I like my own posts. So not fair. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Uber Uso 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elizium Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Oh god, they should do a black-out morphing into Rikishi gimmick for the Usos. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Any news on The Undertaker's WrestleMania XXX opponent? First choice is John Cena, I've wanted The Undertaker vs. John Cena at WrestleMania for ages. Second choice is Brooockkk Lesnarrrr. The Hell in a Cell match they had at No Mercy 2002 was terrific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elizium Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Man, Natural...I think that ship is sailing. How long have you been calling for Cena? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Bray Wyatt ends the streak, becomes the New Phenom of the WWE, and goes on to become the resident scary guy on the roster for the next 2 decades. lulz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elizium Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 I know that's a joke, but yes. Especially if he busts out the butcher smock. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Man, Natural...I think that ship is sailing. How long have you been calling for Cena? Since around WrestleMania XXVI or XXVII. John Cena's the big name on the WWE roster who The Undertaker has never faced at WrestleMania. The match would have a great atmosphere and deliver in the ring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elizium Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Oh for sure, but it seems like they've put it off for so long now...it'll either never happen or UT will be a broken down shell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Umaga Yes. Good one. Anyone else though? Vis was really good in his second run. But he debuted in 93. Tensai is great, but he started around the same time as Show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Log Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Abyss is turrible. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Liking just for using "turrible" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooks Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Can someone tell me what the deal with Freight Train and 5 Dollar wrestling is? I checked Google and could not get a clear answer. Im on the fence as to how "in on it" Freight Train is. Sometimes I watch it and feel sorry for him and think Jake and Colt are dicks for poking fun at him. Sometimes I watch it and think, Im being worked here, he's totally in on the joke. Then I cant decide if he's either the greatest actor or the worst wrestler. Cant believe Vader Junior has been released. Wonder if Big Poppa Vader will get a Tweet to attend Raw next week! They also released that weird looking Irish guy after like 1 month! I've worked with Freight Train before, and I always got the impression that he knew what was going on. He's just so happy to be there, it doesn't really matter to him. He loves wrestling, he's having a blast, and I never once got the feeling he thought he was being taken advantage of. Jake loves the guy, FWIW. He's with him at all times, and makes sure he's taken care of in the ring. This is completely accurate. I've worked with him on 3 shows, and all three were were being involved in actual matches with him. The first was me managing a tag team against him and Jake, the second was him teaming with my tag team, and for the third, i was actually in a battle royal that he won and I was eliminated by him. If you're working a match with him, you basically only have to go through the match once or twice with him and he's got it. Hell, in that first match there was a spot where I was supposed to hook his leg and interfere and before we went out he made sure to remind me of it. I mean, yes, the guy IS legitimately challenged, but he is well aware of what's going on. And yes, Jake really takes care of him in and out of the ring. When planning the match he will often run through a spot and ask him "Is that OK?" When he eliminated me from the battle royal, the guy who booked the show/match was kind of helping him out in there, and told him it was time to throw me out. He came to me, I told him which direction we were going, he grabbed the back of my head, and I launched myself out. Every elimination he did was way over. Most importantly, everyone loves the guy. The $5 wrestling guys he would show up with, the fans, and everyone who meets him. Upon first meeting him, you instantly like him, and I know all of us guys who worked those shows with him immediately became protective as well. I don't think anyone who has worked with him would ever tolerate or put up with anyone exploiting him. Here's me and some of my guys with Train after one of those shows...... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Joe and Abyss weren't in WWE, my point is that WWE right now would benefit from a super heavy monster like Vader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Benefit immeasurably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 You'd think with America being the fattest it's been ever there'd be more big hippo mother fuckers trying to get into wrestling. Maybe the problem is they're just jogging pants fat and not monster fat. We need more former football players coming over. At the rate he's going Ndamakong Suh could be main eventing Wrestlemania in a year. Which would be great for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Well that is the thing. Supposedly everyone is fat, yet nobody wants to accommodate the supposed majority. But they really aren't recruiting giant fat guys anymore. As far back as 98, fucking Jim Ross wanted Vader and Big Show to be skinny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happ Hazzard Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Would WWE ever release a Sgt Slaughter DVD set? It's be pretty great if they did, the feud and matches with Patterson from early 80s WWF, the feud with he and Kernodle vs Steamboat and Youngblood from JCP, back to WWF and his feud with Iron Sheik and the whole patriotic gimmick, GI Joe tie in, his run in AWA, then his heel turn and world title run in WWF. I see him as one of the few classic guys they have left who they could produce a marketable DVD of. Duggan would be another one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happ Hazzard Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Regarding fat guys, would the likes of Akeem, Big Bossman, Jerry Blackwell, King Kong Bundy pass wellness tests these days? Not regarding drugs, regarding cardiovascular fitness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 If Brodus can, I'd think Bossman could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooseCannon Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 You'd think with America being the fattest it's been ever there'd be more big hippo mother fuckers trying to get into wrestling. Qatar is the fattest place on earth with half of their adult citizens being obese and a rate of diabetes twice that of the US. They should find a fat Arab heel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victator Posted September 17, 2013 Share Posted September 17, 2013 Regarding fat guys, would the likes of Akeem, Big Bossman, Jerry Blackwell, King Kong Bundy pass wellness tests these days? Not regarding drugs, regarding cardiovascular fitness? They passed State Commission test in strict states. Blackwell only got pulled once for having high blood pressure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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