Cristobal Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 I thought the porn thread was closed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stro Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Or maybe it was a mutually agreed spot, and Harper wanted to showcase some stuff he's never done before. But, yes, let's pretend like you don't have an anti-Bryan agenda. I could probably gather 10 posts in the past month where you're negative towards him. The blame falls on both of them anyway, let's not even pretend like Harper didn't have a choice whether to perform that move. We already had this discussion where I was accused of hating Bryan for thinking his fans were annoying and he showed staggeringly poor judgment in his brief return (actually even before his first time out, when he kept wrestling with a stinger and couldn't even use one of his arms, putting both him and Orton at risk for injury), even though I've repeatedly said I'm a big fan of his and don't want to see him Kurt Angle himself. I can think he's an idiot for coming back from head/neck/shoulder issues and continuing to do headdrops, diving headbutts, and adding rapid headbutt spots, yet still be a fan of his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Or maybe it was a mutually agreed spot, and Harper wanted to showcase some stuff he's never done before. But, yes, let's pretend like you don't have an anti-Bryan agenda. I could probably gather 10 posts in the past month where you're negative towards him. The blame falls on both of them anyway, let's not even pretend like Harper didn't have a choice whether to perform that move. We already had this discussion where I was accused of hating Bryan for thinking his fans were annoying and he showed staggeringly poor judgment in his brief return (actually even before his first time out, when he kept wrestling with a stinger and couldn't even use one of his arms, putting both him and Orton at risk for injury), even though I've repeatedly said I'm a big fan of his and don't want to see him Kurt Angle himself. I can think he's an idiot for coming back from head/neck/shoulder issues and continuing to do headdrops, diving headbutts, and adding rapid headbutt spots, yet still be a fan of his. You apparently can't. Don't worry, I went through the same thing last year. Everyone'll get over it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 I thought the porn thread was closed? It lingers like a grudge ghost in those goddamn banner ads where I am asked to purchase women from the far east. By the way, I'd like to introduce you all to my new bride, светлана. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 I'll freely admit that I earned the Debbie Downer/gloom-and-doom rep on here. I try to show more restraint nowadays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 So, I'm reading the Jim Cornette AMA on Wreddit (so far, it's not too bad), and then I see this actually happened in Smoky Mountain.... New Jack, Mustafa & D'Lo Brown vs. The Undertaker, Bob Armstrong & Tracy Smothers lolwut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 I'll freely admit that I earned the Debbie Downer/gloom-and-doom rep on here. I try to show more restraint nowadays. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL This motherfucker right here, AHAHAHAHAHAHA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nofuture Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 So, I'm reading the Jim Cornette AMA on Wreddit (so far, it's not too bad), and then I see this actually happened in Smoky Mountain.... New Jack, Mustafa & D'Lo Brown vs. The Undertaker, Bob Armstrong & Tracy Smothers lolwut? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 I'll freely admit that I earned the Debbie Downer/gloom-and-doom rep on here. I try to show more restraint nowadays. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL This motherfucker right here, AHAHAHAHAHAHA. I didn't say I was GOOD at showing restraint. I said I was TRYING. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 So, I'm reading the Jim Cornette AMA on Wreddit (so far, it's not too bad), and then I see this actually happened in Smoky Mountain.... New Jack, Mustafa & D'Lo Brown vs. The Undertaker, Bob Armstrong & Tracy Smothers lolwut? Oh my god this is fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Needed more cowbell. GOD DAMN IT, SOMEONE HAD TO SAY IT. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Is that Kama/Godfather/Papa Shango in that promo with New Jack, D'Lo & Mustafa? Also, the description part of the video makes the Gangstas stuff sound amazing. A 2 count instead of the traditional 3 count because of Affirmative Action? Talking about OJ Simpson and others to piss off the rednecks? Ring announcer confusing "LA" with "Louisiana"? I get that Cornette is pretty crazy these days, but all of that is fuckin' genius. What the hell, Rick Rubin was a financial backer of SMW??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 I think the blowoff stipulation was for the Gangstas to salute a Confederate flag if they lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 I hope they didn't lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 http://www.coreystapes.com/smw95.html "Instead of kissing the Confederate Flag as per the stipulation, the Gangstas brutally attack Smothers, Armstrong Cornette and even the referee. The Gangstas then spray paint the Gangstas’ X symbol on Bob Armstrong and continuebeating on Smothers & Cornette until the Undertaker comes back in and clears the Gangstas out of the ring." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 I guess that's where the aforementioned promo comes from, and how that six man tag I posted about comes to be. The Undertaker coming into an angle like that is a little bizarre, but fuck that's just a great wrasslin' angle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 If that match isn't on tape somewhere, then that is a goddam national tragedy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Idiot King Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 New Jack is such a good fucking promo. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 My favorite kind of intergender wrestling is intergender apartment wrestling. Especially Russian amateur intergender apartment wrestling. Link to some of the best matches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 My favorite kind of intergender wrestling is intergender apartment wrestling. Especially Russian amateur intergender apartment wrestling. Link to some of the best matches? Name an apartment wrestling dirtsheet first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 The Observer, ahem. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 Is "apartment wrestling" like that video of when Jushin Liger and a bunch of NJPW guys beat up a house? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick B. Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 NO, BUT IT SHOULD BE. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muhammedboehm Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 "Real combat sports don't have matches between men and women", while technically true, is also bullshit. Leaving aside that no real fight in human history has ever begun "Lockup - Irish Whip - Dropkick", real combat sports also have weight classes. There is no legitimate fighting organization where you'd ever see Kalisto fight Alberto Del Rio, never mind Henry or Show, and yet somehow the "REALISM NOW" crowd isn't chiming in for every big man-little man match. So what's the argument here? That anyone who doesn't think intergender matches make sense shouldn't watch matches between men of different weights? Yep which ignores the history of early mma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stro Posted February 6, 2016 Share Posted February 6, 2016 It's been 17 years since the finger poke of doom and I'm still amazed the pay off was Hogan and Nash ending up as the top babyfaces again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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