AxB Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 See, Coldplay've realised they can't actually keep up with Bruno Mars, so they've buggered off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 I feel like this Bruno Mars song is like 10 years old, but I know that can't be right. His act is basically "Mom, mom! MOOOOM! Look at me dancing! Look at all the old music I know! MOM! MOM!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glfpunk Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Now that Bruno Mars has come out I can say at least the Coldplay dude actually sang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Choreography - the song! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 So you have a shitty field to begin with, then stage this shit on it. If someone's knee explodes in the 2nd half, this will be why. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Actually this is just right for the game so far, big names, but shit in action. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 So, if you remove Coldplay, the halftime was actually decen... Fuck, Coldplay showed back up for a Jam session Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 I'm just amazed no one has fumbled yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVA Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 What happened to the pasty lads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Beyonce wore heels on purpose, to make Bruno look short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 And here is a white person ruining things again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Zombie Tapdancing Chist on a pogo stick Chris, never try to stand inbetween Beyonce and Bruno Mars and attempt to hang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Hey, it's that one Coldplay piano lick that goes on forever. That thing they play when they are getting ready to turn you into soylent. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glfpunk Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Seeing Beyonce and Bruno next to each other, I'm pretty confident that she could kick the shit out of that guy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Now is the time that they remind us that aside from the Black Eyed Peas, there have been way more entertaining Halftime shows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
piranesi Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Seeing Beyonce and Bruno next to each other, I'm pretty confident that she could kick the shit out of that guy. Emmanuel Lewis could beat up Bruno Mars. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 I'm somewhat entertained by the fact that Chris Martin likes to hop around on stage like he was singing for Minor Threat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 You know, I think a montage of super bowl highlights, would have been better than this, but i freely admit that most of my musical favorites are dead, and I am WAY out of touch. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Apparently when Slash was medically dead for wight minutes, Axl saw a crow fly away and thought it had Slash's soul in it. So he wouldn't be nice to him for years, because it wasn't Slash. Then Axl did an interview about how his stepdad used to rape him, right before Slash did a record with Michael Jackson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glfpunk Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 I'm somewhat entertained by the fact that Chris Martin likes to hop around on stage like he was singing for Minor Threat. It's like he's completely unaware of the music being played and the sounds coming out of his mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Alec Baldwin slapping down Dan Marino is pretty funny. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 I managed to download Bulletstorm during that. I think I'd have preferred watching the progress bar. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glfpunk Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 A commercial with Baldwin, Marino, and Missy is a win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Nice of the Browns to get their own halftime commercial celebrating the career of Johnny Manziel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glfpunk Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Johnny is in one of his moods again... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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