AxB Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Lauzon doesn't look like little Andy. Gosling does. Besides which: vs Compare the shoulder width. Compare the cauliflower ears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 8 minutes ago, AxB said: Lauzon doesn't look like little Andy. Gosling does. Besides which: vs Compare the shoulder width. Compare the cauliflower ears. Nope, I'm still picking ole J-Lau. Shit, add Tamdan McCrory (pre 2015 return before he added muscle mass) to that as well. Tall, lanky balding pale man in his 20s who looks like an introvert IT guy? Oh yeah, I'm swinging on him. I would try to fight them both before fighting Gosling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 You don't know little Andy. He used to have long blonde hair. When the Fellowship of the Ring came out, someone told him their was a character in it that looked just like him. He said "Who, Legolas?". She said "No, Galadriel". And I can't see Ryan Gosling without seeing him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 14 minutes ago, AxB said: You don't know little Andy. He used to have long blonde hair. When the Fellowship of the Ring came out, someone told him their was a character in it that looked just like him. He said "Who, Legolas?". She said "No, Galadriel". And I can't see Ryan Gosling without seeing him. ...But he doesn't look like Galadriel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 I know. He was very sensitive about his lack of masculinity. Largely because we constantly mocked him for his lack of masculinity. Y'know, stuff like you'd ask him what sort of milk he wanted in his tea, and he'd say Semi-Skimmed. And instantly it's "Oh, like a Woman would have. Gotcha." Real men drink Full Cream milk by the way. nb: To clarify, I know these stories make me look like an unrepentant bully. The thing is, he was a guy who all he had going for him was good looks and charisma, but that allowed him to be the guy who did 10% of the work and got 90% of the credit. Boss would tell the two of us to move some bags of coal to the second bunker. He'd pick up one 10kg bag with both hands and walk, then drop it in place (so the bag breaks half the time). I'd sling 3x25kg bags over my shoulder and jog, then set them down gently. Go back in the shop and the boss says "Thanks Andy". Also, we're supposed to get a half hour break every shift. He takes a ten minute fag (cigarette) break every hour, and still thinks he deserves the half hour as well. I was the guy who worked there, he was just paid the same as me to do much less and be a bitch about it. Spend four hours complaining that he's hungry, eat half a Mars bar and complain for the next four hours that he's eaten too much and he might be sick. And he picks up girls he doesn't fancy because he knows you do like them. So if it sounds like he had a hard time, rest assured he deserved it. And that's who I see when I look at Ryan Gosling. So Ryan Gosling can kiss my arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zev Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 On 12/21/2016 at 8:26 AM, RIPPA said: At first I thought you were implying that the Criterion Collection was adding the Emoji Movie Noooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Well, not yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 A Cure for Wellness (February 2017) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 I was about to post that in the Horror thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 17 hours ago, zev said: Noooo! Why not? This is in the Criterion Collection: Spoiler Knowledge source: I own this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 4 hours ago, J.T. said: I was about to post that in the Horror thread. Looks creepy as hell. Fuck off anything with body control and wasting disease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig H Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 I own that as well Dolfan. Best commentary track ever. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 Does Affleck trash the movie on it, like he did on the commentary for... Jersey Girl, maybe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted December 25, 2016 Author Share Posted December 25, 2016 I think that is the commentary where Affleck is just attacking all the plot holes (including just not training astronauts) and Michael Bay tells him to shut the fuck up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 7 hours ago, RIPPA said: I think that is the commentary where Affleck is just attacking all the plot holes (including just not training astronauts) and Michael Bay tells him to shut the fuck up He goes on that exact rant on one of the Smith movie commentaries. Like I said, I think Jersey Girl but I'm not sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted December 25, 2016 Author Share Posted December 25, 2016 Apparently Bad Moms did well enough that they are doing a sequel that will be out next Christmas, Bad Moms Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 What an odd day to choose to release a trailer for the next Alien movie. Nobody tell Kane the release date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Before I click on that, is it gonna freak me out like the poster? Also, a friend of mine refuses -- REFUSES -- to accept that the AvP movies and Prometheus are part of Alien canon. No clue why and me and him are gonna have to sit down and discuss it face to face at some point since he erupted on Facebook about it. The screencap on that just reminded me of his irrational prejudice and makes me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eivion Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 I thought the AvP movies were considered non-cannon at this point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 If they aren't, they damn well should be. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 If it's got a Xenomorph in it it's an Alien film, far as I'm concerned. Simple as that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonteCarl Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 Just because a movie in a series is shitty and you don't like it doesn't mean you can say it's not cannon. If that were the case, we could wipe out the prequel trilogy from the Star Wars cannon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 I think it's reasonable to say that the AvP movies aren't canon because it's a combination of two entirely different franchises, so those movies operate in a unique universe all of their own. The comparison with the Star Wars prequels isn't correct because those prequels were still fully about Star Wars. If they'd made movies that combined, say, Star Wars and Star Trek, then you could consider those not part of the canon. Although personally I don't give a flying fuck about 'part of the canon' or not. I don't understand the importance. Some movies I loved; others I hated. That's it. And as long as they keep pumping out Alien movies, I'll keep watching because the first two movies are amongst my all-time favourites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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