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The Bills' post is up, and IMO, it's surprisingly weak. Maybe I'm biased because my e-mail didn't make it in.With that said, here is my attempted contribution:

The last time the Bills made the playoffs: The #1 song in the country was "Smooth" by Santana & Rob Thomas (the next day "What a Girl Wants" by Christina Aguilera would take the spot)The #1 movie was Stuart LittleThe X-Files was still on the air, and still had Scully & Mulder for every episode.WWE was still the WWF, plus WCW & ECW were still in business.Bill Clinton was president.No one had heard of Tom Brady.The Houston Texans didn't exist.The Bills are on their 6th head coach since then, and their 10th (and probably 11th) starting quarterback. They've changed their uniforms. Twice. I'll be thirty in December. I was a freshman in high school when I had the "pleasure" of experiencing the "Music City Miracle". I literally do not remember how it feels to root for my team in the playoffs. This team finds more heart-breaking ways to lose than any other. It is virtually guaranteed that they will lose at least 3 games in the last 90 second every season. If they're on prime-time, they almost always find a way to embarrass themselves.I hate that my team sucks, has sucked, and will continue to suck for the foreseeable future. I hate that Tom Brady has no one to throw to, but I just know on opening day he's still going to somehow torch them for 350 yards and 5 TDs. I hate that they're always bad, but usually never bad enough to get a top draft pick. I hate that on rare occasion they do get a top draft pick, they fuck it up. I hate anyone who has ever used the #BILLSMAFIA hash tag. Their optimism in the face of all evidence makes me sick, and their constant sucking up to third-rate athletes just to get a re-tweet makes me wish I could push a button and make a spring-loaded boxing glove pop out from their screen and break their noses.I hate Ralph Wilson. I hate that he cursed the team themoment they were born, by patterning their look after his hometown Lions. I hate that he refuses to spend any money where it matters. I hate that when he dies, his kids will sell the team, and they'll probably move. I hate that after that happens, the team that used to be the Bills will win a Super Bowl within five years, to add that extra kick to the nuts. I hate that after the Bills move, the next-closest team that I'll be stuck watching every week is THE FUCKING CLEVELAND BROWNS.

 

Its alot better than alot of those posts. . .Never actually been to Buffalo is it really that full of racism and shit?

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Let the record show that in light of the Jets' QB issues, Dolfan has endorsed my usage of cute animal memes for the season. 

 

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God help all of you if the Dolphins don't go 4-0 against Buffalo and New York this season. 

 

They won't. . . I think the Bills can split the series. . .

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The NFL is getting off cheap, if this goes through.  The settlement guarantees that The Shield will not have to open their records to reveal if and when they first knew the true nature of concussions.  A billion dollars is a lot of money.  But if I'm bringing in $10 billion annually with the potential for $5-7 billion more before my bubble bursts?  Give them the money and recoup it in two months.

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Never actually been to Buffalo is it really that full of racism and shit?

Not just Buffalo, pretty much the entirety of WNY.Just curious, how did you get stuck being a Bills fan if you're not from the area?
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FWIW, my dad (who'd already had his heart broken when the Dodgers left Brooklyn) became a Bills fan after the Giants moved across the river because "they're the only football team in New York."

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Never actually been to Buffalo is it really that full of racism and shit?

Not just Buffalo, pretty much the entirety of WNY.Just curious, how did you get stuck being a Bills fan if you're not from the area?

 

Jumped on the bandwagon during the early part of the super bowl run, and I loved the uni's, and never left.(hey i was around 11 or 12 at the time).  Hey it was either that or go in with the Broncos or seahawks(grew up in west valley city, ut)  but I always been something of a contrarian, so fuck both of those teams. Again, loved  the color scheme, so I jumped on the REd sox and Rangers(nY) bandwagon's about the same time. My only home town team is the Jazz, so yeah, fuck me. . .

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re: the settlement. Only $675 million of that $760 million goes to the players, with $85 million going to research, education, and medical exams. Awards are capped at $3M for demetia, $4M for CTE, $5M for Alzheimers/Parkinsons. They have 20 years to pay it in full, but half must be paid in the first three years.

 

Another rumor I saw said that the settlement was so low because some players were desperate for money right now. That's sad. Also sad is how little of a drop in the bucket this is for NFL revenues.

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FWIW, my dad (who'd already had his heart broken when the Dodgers left Brooklyn) became a Bills fan after the Giants moved across the river because "they're the only football team in New York."

There's always at least one goof with a WELCOME TO NEW YORK sign when the Jets come up here.
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You know you're watching Week 4 Preseason football when the announcers are talking up a player by saying the following:

 

"If he works hard he'll be a great practice squad guy."

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