Kuetsar Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Eh, its preseason. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 The Lions just destroyed the Patriots, the Bears are fucking done bro.The Lions are simply doing what they do best: looking good when it doesn't matter.You mean like when the Bears were 8-1 until they played good teams and ended up 3rd in the NFC North?Nah, more like in 2008 when the Lions went 4-0 in the preseason. How they fair that time, hoss? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 The Lions just destroyed the Patriots, the Bears are fucking done bro.The Lions are simply doing what they do best: looking good when it doesn't matter.You mean like when the Bears were 8-1 until they played good teams and ended up 3rd in the NFC North?Nah, more like in 2008 when the Lions went 4-0 in the preseason. How they fair that time, hoss? That was before they were imbued with the spirit of the Waiter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 The Steelers have gotten Felix Jones from the Eagles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin877 Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 I figured they would go with Dwyer or Redman til October . Supposedly that is the time frame for Bell to get healthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyboy Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 The Patriots were pure preseason ugly, just horrid. I've been really impressed with Thompkins though. The Lions are going to give up 200 yards a week in penalties. Awful discipline, which is going to negate a slew of good plays every week. Megatron must be licking his chops at not getting triple coverage every week with Bush receiving out of the backfield. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 I almost suspect there's one preseason game per season that Belichick deliberately under-gameplans for so that he can tear his team a new asshole with cause. Because every preseason, this happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 The penalties the Lions took were jaw dropping, constant dumbass cheap shots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Reggie Bush is perfect for the Lions style, must be said. One way or the other they are going to be fun to watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newb82 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Vince Young VS Brady Quinn. One time for all time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 So at what point is there a Matt Flynn/TP controversy in Oakland? EDIT: A: About 5 minutes after the end of this game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Vince Young VS Brady Quinn. One time for all time.And that time was 2005.Someone cue the Limp Bizket promo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 I loved Reggie Bush's statline. It was something like 6 carries for a yard and 5 catches for over a hundred. Sounds exactly like Reggie Bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Matt Flynn is like Wally Pipp without actually getting to be Wally Pipp first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Spanish Waiter Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 I loved Reggie Bush's statline. It was something like 6 carries for a yard and 5 catches for over a hundred. Sounds exactly like Reggie Bush. I'd almost rather it worked that way because now there is a fucking receiver everywhere on the field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 The penalties the Lions took were jaw dropping, constant dumbass cheap shots. Pretty typical of the Schwartz era. They are so frigging undisciplined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggie20x6 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 If you can hang in there, and believe me it will be tough, 0:57 really makes it worth it. I remember seeing this embarrassment when I worked the Packers/Rams game last year. The comments on the 'Why Your Team Sucks' Deadspin article were perfect. That morgue/dome is the least intimidating place I can think of, if you're a visiting team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Joe Theismann being reduced to doing Redskins preseason games is just and fair. Except for the fact that it's actually happening and I have to hear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Joe Theismann being reduced to doing Redskins preseason games is just and fair. Except for the fact that it's actually happening and I have to hear it. Well he has been doing them for several years. Doing them terribly... but still. And watching Kevin Kolb scrambling is... something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 And CJ Spiller appears to be crippled. Poor poor Bills EDIT - He scored a TD and immediately grabbed his knee. He did walk off on his own eventually though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Joe Theismann being reduced to doing Redskins preseason games is just and fair. Except for the fact that it's actually happening and I have to hear it.Well he has been doing them for several years.Doing them terribly... but still.And watching Kevin Kolb scrambling is... somethingI just have a picture in my head of Theismann chewing out and big-timing some poor PA who brought him a Dasani and not a Vitamin Water. "I HAVE A SUPER BOWL RING! I WAS ON ESPN!"Also, Spiller went down holding his knee and hobbled off. Most likely a bruise, but that's a guess.EDIT: Bills official Twitter has already said he's ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newb82 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 I'm glad there weren't any children around me when Spiller grabbed his knee. If the Bills' secondary could catch, there'd be at least one Sex Canon joke by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaedmc Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Most likely a bruise, but that's a guess.EDIT: Bills official Twitter has already said he's ok.You'd be perfect for any major news organization. :)"We don't have any details but if we had to guess...oh Twitter has informed us..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Most likely a bruise, but that's a guess.EDIT: Bills official Twitter has already said he's ok.You'd be perfect for any major news organization. :)"We don't have any details but if we had to guess...oh Twitter has informed us..."Read it again. That was a statement from the team itself, not just some random assclown on Twitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newb82 Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Speaking of twitter, "exhale" is trending in Buffalo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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