Cristobal Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Fuck that. I have standards. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianS81177 Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 A's trade Jesse Chavez to the Blue Jays for Liam Hendricks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Fuck that. I have standards. He'll let you get raped by one of his pet dolphins he keeps in his underground lair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muhammedboehm Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 So when do free agents start signing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Fuck that. I have standards.He'll let you get raped by one of his pet dolphins he keeps in his underground lair. For an MLB salary? I'M IN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Â Â Fuck that. I have standards.He'll let you get raped by one of his pet dolphins he keeps in his underground lair. For an MLB salary? I'M IN! Â Â You might want to look into the survival rate of humans getting raped by Dolphins before you check this out. Â And yes, that does happen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabremike Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Fuck that. I have standards.He'll let you get raped by one of his pet dolphins he keeps in his underground lair.For an MLB salary? I'M IN! You might want to look into the survival rate of humans getting raped by Dolphins before you check this out. And yes, that does happen. A discussion of dolphin rape in a baseball thread is something that could only happen on this board. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 Fuck that. I have standards.He'll let you get raped by one of his pet dolphins he keeps in his underground lair.For an MLB salary? I'M IN! You might want to look into the survival rate of humans getting raped by Dolphins before you check this out. And yes, that does happen. I'd imagine the problem there is drowning, not getting penetrated to death by dolphin penis. *adds another to the list of "sentences which may never have been written in the entire history of the English language"* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015     Fuck that. I have standards.He'll let you get raped by one of his pet dolphins he keeps in his underground lair.For an MLB salary? I'M IN! You might want to look into the survival rate of humans getting raped by Dolphins before you check this out. And yes, that does happen. I'd imagine the problem there is drowning, not getting penetrated to death by dolphin penis. *adds another to the list of "sentences which may never have been written in the entire history of the English language"*  Well, if it's going to be one or the other, I'll choose drowning over dolphin penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Why not neither? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Ask Hank Hill about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Why not neither? If it's one or the other. If I'm ever in the middle of the ocean and I'm going to end up drowning, I'd at least like to drown without having encountered any dolphin penis.  Spring training can't get here fast enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabremike Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Did you know dolphins often greet people by extending their penises as a "finger of friendship"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Isn't that how most guys in their 20's meet chicks in bars. Â covered up of course. Â From what I remember, its been awhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 In my mid twenties, can confirm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 This thread took an amazing turn baseball is weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Did you know dolphins often greet people by extending their penises as a "finger of friendship"? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 The more you know, the less you don't have to look up on Urban Dictionary didn't fit their new promotional attempts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015  Why not neither? If it's one or the other. If I'm ever in the middle of the ocean and I'm going to end up drowning, I'd at least like to drown without having encountered any dolphin penis.  Spring training can't get here fast enough.   But what if the Dolphin came in, and pushed the penis right into your penis taking part, and that then boosted you up to the surface and stopped your from drowning? Was the Dolphin Penis your friend or foe in this circumstance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Maybe it was always his dream? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Why not neither?If it's one or the other. If I'm ever in the middle of the ocean and I'm going to end up drowning, I'd at least like to drown without having encountered any dolphin penis. Spring training can't get here fast enough. But what if the Dolphin came in, and pushed the penis right into your penis taking part, and that then boosted you up to the surface and stopped your from drowning? Was the Dolphin Penis your friend or foe in this circumstance? In that circumstance, I guess I'd say thank you to the dolphin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted November 22, 2015 Author Share Posted November 22, 2015 This is what happens when no one signs fucking anyone 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Well, what if the Dolphin asks for Netflix and Chill first? Â Â Yes I just found out what the fuck that meant, I'm near 40 dammit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 I assume it means you have sex with your gaming console you stream it with while covered in ice packs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 I feel like there's some place in the world where chilled dolphin penis is a thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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