Thomas Bugg Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Had to start this topic after rewatching this video. Scotty (Ice-T) beating the living hell out of Nino Brown (Wesley Snipes) is by far one of the defining moments of the entire movie. If you don't remember the story, Nino and his Cash Money Brothers drug cartel had taken over Harlem for years, and when Nino was a kid he shot a woman to get initiated into a gang. That woman was Scotty's mom. Scotty is now a cop in NYC that's carried this pain with him all these years, and when he got the chance for revenge....well, see for yourself. "I wanna shoot you so bad, my dick is hard!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 "Look what the fucking mutt did to my shoes." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 I can't find the clip on YouTube, but Shia LaBeouf getting beaten up by Guy Pearce in Lawless. It's a great beatdown anyway, but it's Shia LaBeouf being beaten up, and bleeding and begging. What could you possibly want more? Also the guy in Irréversible getting rather gruesomely murdered with a fire extinguisher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingus Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 Johnny 5 getting betrayed and destroyed before the final sequence in Short Circuit 2. Harder to watch than Passion of the Christ (which is basically one long beatdown that pretends to be a movie). 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Bugg Posted September 6, 2015 Author Share Posted September 6, 2015 I can't find the clip on YouTube, but Shia LaBeouf getting beaten up by Guy Pearce in Lawless. It's a great beatdown anyway, but it's Shia LaBeouf being beaten up, and bleeding and begging. What could you possibly want more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Bugg Posted September 6, 2015 Author Share Posted September 6, 2015 Ugh fuck my phone www.vimeo.com/53630931 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Sonny Corleone giving his brother in law the shit kicking of a lifetime. . . seriously a five star beat down: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Some people complain about the anticlimactic nature of this one, but after waiting the whole movie for Seagal to get his hands on Forsythe, it's worth it... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 I think the most disturbing to me was Nicky and his bro getting beat down with bats and shit in Casino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MADCAP Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 And everything that was great about Bruce Lee: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Sonny Corleone giving his brother in law the shit kicking of a lifetime. . . seriously a five star beat down: BACK WHEN THEY STILL SOLD A TRASH CAN LID IN WRESTLING BY GAWD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Some people complain about the anticlimactic nature of this one, but after waiting the whole movie for Seagal to get his hands on Forsythe, it's worth it... To be honest, I have a hard time coming up with a Seagal flick where the heavy was evenly matched with him. Off the top of my head, the big climatic endings were pretty much heavly one-sided in Seagal's favor. Only one I can think off off hand is Under Seige, and that was still pretty much an ass whooping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomAct Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Seagal let DMX get some shine on him that one time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaMonsoon Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Two that initially came to mind were the Raphael shit kicking in the first TMNT film - that was sold beautifully.....and the American History X curbstomp which just looked brutal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 The beatdown in Irreversible... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 I think the most disturbing to me was Nicky and his bro getting beat down with bats and shit in Casino. That wasn't a beatdown, that was a gruesome murder. THIS was a beatdown. We have to designate between these things. There are murders, there are fights, and there are beatdowns. (Not like I don't think the guy at the end of the Casino clip I just posted didn't end up rolled up in a rug though.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Go2Sleep Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 The cops finally catching up to Mickey and Mallory Knox was pretty rough. For a face beatdown/handicap jobber squash, just wait for the part where Tony Jaa stops giving a fuck and starts, uh... Breaking shit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsalvajeloco Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 I will submit these three since a couple of mine were already mentioned above: Bonus: Luke getting thrashed by Dragline in Cool Hand Luke and earning everyone's respect 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curt McGirt Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 NUMBER ONE WITH A FUCKING BULLET. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingus Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Oh hey, I remember a good beatdown from a bad movie: The Bodyguard. After Whitney's old bodyguard fucks up the security at a concert and almost gets his client killed, he's pissed off at Kevin Costner for making him look incompetent (by doing his job correctly). He keeps trying to bring the fight to Costner, who is obviously bored by the whole thing and never even stands up or stops eating his dinner in between whipping this schmuck's ass. Off the top of my head, the big climatic endings practically every single fight in practically every single movie were pretty much heavly one-sided in Seagal's favor.Seagal's gotta be the most insecure action star in film history. He always portrays himself as ridiculously dominant over his enemies; even the few times he's wounded, he totally no-sells it. (Compare that to everyone from John Wayne to Arnold Schwarzenegger, who would actually get the shit kicked out of them in a lot of their films.) I mean, in that entire clip Comedian posted, NOBODY HIT HIM EVEN ONE TIME. Sheeyit, even Danny Trejo wasn't allowed to kill him when he was the heel in Machete, Seagal KILLED HIMSELF and did it while literally sneering in the hero's face and bragging "This ain't shit!" about being disemboweled. Whatta dick. The cops finally catching up to Mickey and Mallory Knox was pretty rough.Yeah, and why was it so brutal, yet presented as if it's supposed to make the audience uncomfortable to see THESE people beaten? That's just one of the many many examples of why I think that's a morally bankrupt movie. It keeps filming Mickey/Mallory's suffering as if they're babyfaces and don't deserve such rough treatment. When in reality they're the biggest monsters imaginable and deserve everything up to and including crucifixion, they're such worthless no-redeeming-qualities pieces of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Bugg Posted September 7, 2015 Author Share Posted September 7, 2015 Watch his head bounce like a basketball! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSJ Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Do edged weapons count in a beat down? If so, we have to consider Beatrix Kiddo's decimating, destruction, and dismembering of the Crazy 88s as an all-time classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Bugg Posted September 7, 2015 Author Share Posted September 7, 2015 NUMBER ONE WITH A FUCKING BULLET. I guess soda really ain't healthy for ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Comedian Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 Watch his head bounce like a basketball! Then of course, there's the Don't Be A Menace... version (complete with Samuel Monroe, Jr. "reprising" his role as the beatdown victim) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted September 7, 2015 Share Posted September 7, 2015 This one's still hard to watch. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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