The Natural Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Hornswoggle got popped for a Wellness Violation http://http://corporate.wwe.com/news/2015/wwe-suspends-hornswoggle STAMFORD, Conn., September 28, 2015 – In accordance with its Talent Wellness Program, WWE has suspended Dylan Postl (Hornswoggle) for 30 days effective immediately for his first violation of the company’s policy. No nepotism here for Vince's son ; ). Least he can watch The Muppets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Nature Boy Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Hornswoggle is hoping to make a return as a mini-Big Poppa Pump? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I hear there's an opening now that Petey Williams retired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted September 28, 2015 Author Share Posted September 28, 2015 There are so many things they list that you could get popped for under their "non-medical" use list that I could easily see it being one of those. Though the easy joke is HGH 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonteCarl Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I'm guessing that he got caught using some other stronger illegal substance than marijuana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted September 28, 2015 Author Share Posted September 28, 2015 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I'm guessing that he got caught using some other stronger illegal substance than marijuana Meth?!??! Could you imagine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Am I the only one thinking it was Lucky Charms? Now we know why they're so magically delicious. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 The answer is obvious to anyone of my generation. http://youtu.be/WPgurvq6MIU?t=1m52s 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovchunky Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Hornswoggle is from Wisconsin. It's probably meth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Ugh, at the idea of a possible emaciated, pockmarked "Faces of Meth" 'Swoggle mugshot in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niners Fan in CT Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Do they sell New Day tracksuits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 I believe synthetic marijuana gets suspensions. That was supposedly the reason Evan Bourne and R-Truth got suspended a few years ago. Which begs the question, if actual marijuana only gets a fine - why do the synthetic stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 to try and skirt the fine they were doing it because it wasn't supposed to show up on a drug test the test was better than their dumb stoner asses thought 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 And risk being suspended without pay? It is without pay, right? Surely it is. If not that's just stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 They didn't think they'd get caught and are total geniuses, which is why Truth did it when he was about to main event with The Rock and Cena Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Hero Morganti Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Do they sell New Day tracksuits?If not they should be. I would rock one with some adidas and a kangol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Cincinnati Posted September 28, 2015 Share Posted September 28, 2015 Charlotte and Becky announced for Miz TV. Hyperbolic post-show meltdowns to follow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fresh Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Maybe Evan Bourne wanted to go home for awhile. I could see that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grilledcheese Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 (edited) Do they sell New Day tracksuits? The ones they wear on the Table For 3 show were Puma brand, so really all you would need is a sweet New Day patch. Probably end being cheaper for you and I'm sure better made than any tracksuit that you'd get from the Shopzone. Edited September 29, 2015 by grilledcheese 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peck Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Doesn't the E test for pot? I've heard stories about Hornswoggle loving some weed. Otherwise, I can't possibly imagine why he would get hit with a violation. Unless there was some creative bookkeeping and this is yet another Orton violation getting passed off on someone else. Would lifts count? 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie M. Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 I'm just glad WWE remains free of dirty steroid cheaters according to their drug testing policy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mco543 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 He was heightening. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 He was heightening. All the progress they were making and Hornswaggle goes and blows it by pulling a stunt like this. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Any one of you would have done the same. You got no right! He's Hornswoggle! He was Mr. McMahon's bastard son when all of you was nothing! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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