jstout Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 JT, why are you booting crew members? No need. We have the same policy we always have - if someone from the crew screws with another crew member in freemode, they're reported here, and if no one leaps to their defense, they're out. We haven't had a problem with that in months and months. Screw it. If someone causes a problem, let someone know and THEY'RE FIRED! Otherwise, why bother? Dare I invoke the name? Dare I? Dare I eat a peach? Tuesday? Night?Titans? Anyone want some hired help tomorrow night, I'm down for whatever. Will keep an eye out, or screw it, I can watch the Pellies take on the Bucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I will let Phil tell everyone tomorrow about our misadventures trying to break in Fort Zancudo to steal a vehicle for his daily achievement. Comically inept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 As much as I would like to get this platinum medal for five straight days of Daily Challenge completion, I've no desire to make anyone in the crew suffer through a fucking rally race today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 JT, why are you booting crew members? I know that there are some board members who will never play the game ever again and / or don't subscribe to the board anymore, so i want the roster to represent true membership. I'm obviously not going to boot people who I know play the game or who are active board members, but I will boot crew members that are banned from the board (like Gonzalez) or people that no one has seen in ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Yeah - last night was the trial run for Titans and it didn't go well. Dan's 360 hated him Dolfan's mic sucked JT made us suffer through TWO fucking captures trying to get his daily achievement. Then my 360 hated me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I will let Phil tell everyone tomorrow about our misadventures trying to break in Fort Zancudo to steal a vehicle for his daily achievement. Comically inept. I think we died at least a half a dozen times. The highlight WOULD have been blowing up the car we were in because I landed on the roof jumping the fence but then Mark called for a helicopter and the idiot flying it crashed into a tree thus blowing up before it even hit the ground. I am also irritated because I stole several military vehicles but none of them counted. It's not my fault they were bringing them to me as I mowed folks down. (Especially since I did that gang attack that is right next to the gates). Stupid having to be inside Zancudo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 JT made us suffer through TWO fucking captures trying to get his daily achievement. Little did I realize that Capture matches have sub-categories like Hold and GTA. Plays like the same bullshit to me. Look on the bright side, there is no way I am asking anyone to compete in a rally race with me tonight to get one of today's Daily Challenges done. I'd rather eat glass. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I think we died at least a half a dozen times. The highlight WOULD have been blowing up the car we were in because I landed on the roof jumping the fence but then Mark called for a helicopter and the idiot flying it crashed into a tree thus blowing up before it even hit the ground. I am also irritated because I stole several military vehicles but none of them counted. It's not my fault they were bringing them to me as I mowed folks down. (Especially since I did that gang attack that is right next to the gates). Stupid having to be inside Zancudo I thought that eventually you two would've figured out that you can't fly directly over Zancudo because of the Air Defense System. You have to fly near the base and then paraglide to the airstrip and try to steal a Lazer before the Soldiers get you. By the time I was all, "Jesus, If I don't fly the chopper they will never make it," it was time for RAW and you had to bounce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 We only tried to fly in once - and it was fine except I couldn't remember how to jump out of the fucking copter. I finally got the right button and as I was in mid-animation, I got blown up. The one time we got in and alive - there were no vehicles to be found until the tank blew us up. Now that might have been because they were all out killing random citizens thanks to the massive car accident right outside the fence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 We only tried to fly in once - and it was fine except I couldn't remember how to jump out of the fucking copter. I finally got the right button and as I was in mid-animation, I got blown up. The one time we got in and alive - there were no vehicles to be found until the tank blew us up. Now that might have been because they were all out killing random citizens thanks to the massive car accident right outside the fence There were five dead Soldiers and lots of dead civilians and burned up car hulks on the road when I was on my way to my beach house and there was a Cargobob and two Lazers circling Lago Zancudo. I am guessing that some unfortunate NPC on the highway rear ended one of the trucks in the Army convoy and caused the base to mobilize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Everybody knows the best way to break into Ft. Zancudo is to do that jump by the highway in an ambulance with 3 guys standing on the roof. Lets the army guys know you're serious about this. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I still remember when we went through the trouble of buying camo clothes and jumping the fence in an Arny truck. "Uh, oh. They aren't fooled." MYTH DEBUNKED~! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I'd imagine the real army guys probably drive up to the gate rather than over the fence. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Yeah, when they're not sober. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUkered Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Everybody knows the best way to break into Ft. Zancudo is to do that jump by the highway in an ambulance with 3 guys standing on the roof. Lets the army guys know you're serious about this. It's been a while since we've played with J.T. I think he'd kill us. I can see it now. He's coordinating a flanking ambush. Silent, efficient, deadly. Here we come hee-hawing like a jackass, falling out of the sky with sirens blaring in a firetruck that got dropped from a cargobob. We're the Fast and Furious franchise to his Zero Dark Thirty. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I'd imagine the real army guys probably drive up to the gate rather than over the fence. I have worked as a LAR at Camp Arifjan during Enduring Freedom and have watched bored soldiers build a working desk out of MRE Boxes. There is nothing more dangerous than a Soldier with time on his hands. They will do crazy shit at the bat of an eyelash. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 It's been a while since we've played with J.T. I think he'd kill us.I can see it now. He's coordinating a flanking ambush. Silent, efficient, deadly. Here we come hee-hawing like a jackass, falling out of the sky with sirens blaring in a firetruck that got dropped from a cargobob. We're the Fast and Furious franchise to his Zero Dark Thirty. "No plan survives first contact with the enemy" - paraphrased from Helmuth von Moltke the Elder "I have never had a plan of operations." - Napoleon "Okay, once Rippa and I take out the guards......Goddammit, Dan, we are not doing Titan of a Job again...." - JT 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Possibly our last words...."I've gotta plan, watch this shit" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 "I hope this works." "This will either be awesome or completely suck. Let's find out." "This will probably get me killed." "This is probably not a good idea." Freemode becomes much more fun when you lose caring about dying. Makes one more creative. And speaking of quotes: "Hey, little buddy" "Cancel chopper" "To the Mini-Cooper!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Oh hell yeah. All very important quotes. I will hopefully be on tonight usin them all and perhaps some new, that is iffin the r.r. doesnt call me. And oh yeah worked with jones the other day i hope i talked him into comin back to los santos at least for the heists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 It's been a while since we've played with J.T. I think he'd kill us.I can see it now. He's coordinating a flanking ambush. Silent, efficient, deadly. Here we come hee-hawing like a jackass, falling out of the sky with sirens blaring in a firetruck that got dropped from a cargobob. We're the Fast and Furious franchise to his Zero Dark Thirty. "No plan survives first contact with the enemy" - paraphrased from Helmuth von Moltke the Elder "I have never had a plan of operations." - Napoleon "Okay, once Rippa and I take out the guards......Goddammit, Dan, we are not doing Titan of a Job again...." - JT The cool thing about heists is how they make us focus on getting our shit right. The stealth part of the 3rd heist had some serious coordination going on with Dan, melraz, stout and me - not exactly the most focused bunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 "I hope this works." "This will either be awesome or completely suck. Let's find out." "This will probably get me killed." "This is probably not a good idea." Freemode becomes much more fun when you lose caring about dying. Makes one more creative. And speaking of quotes: "Hey, little buddy" "Cancel chopper" "To the Mini-Cooper!" Yeah, even the shit that doesn't work is good for a laugh. The cargobob/firetruck thing didn't actually work, but it was a hell of a lot of fun anyway. The stuff that does work - car bombing a train or doing the tanker truck/bicycle bomb - is even better. We need to try loading a tanker truck with sticky bombs and dropping it from a cargobob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 It's been a while since we've played with J.T. I think he'd kill us.I can see it now. He's coordinating a flanking ambush. Silent, efficient, deadly. Here we come hee-hawing like a jackass, falling out of the sky with sirens blaring in a firetruck that got dropped from a cargobob. We're the Fast and Furious franchise to his Zero Dark Thirty. "No plan survives first contact with the enemy" - paraphrased from Helmuth von Moltke the Elder "I have never had a plan of operations." - Napoleon "Okay, once Rippa and I take out the guards......Goddammit, Dan, we are not doing Titan of a Job again...." - JT The cool thing about heists is how they make us focus on getting our shit right. The stealth part of the 3rd heist had some serious coordination going on with Dan, melraz, stout and me - not exactly the most focused bunch. I forget which mission we were doing, but when I started hatching the plan, Dan wandered off and began stabbing pedestrians in the kidneys and then managed to get himself a three star wanted level when he graduated to cop killing.. I pray for the day when you can buy Ritalin over the counter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Or a bicycle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 The funny thing about Zancudo misadventures is that i did it the other day with no drama. Got a copter, parachute in, a truck drives up, i jump in, achievement done. Admittedly, i died, but i was $25,000 richer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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