melraz09 Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Oh dalm that sucks dude hope yall get better soon at least lil britches. I know that feelin people will come to work sick on the r.r. too and spend 10 or 12 hours with ya inna engine that you coyld hear a mouse fart in (if the engine itself wasnt so dalm loud) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUkered Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Ahhhhhhhhhh fuck! I just talked to Mel on the phone and pieced the night back together. I think my shit froze up and I decided I'd go to bed while I could at least still walk/crawl. That's two damn times in a row that it has looked like I hopped off because you got on, Stout. I'll stick around next time even if it's 7 dalm a.m. Edit: Hopefully this picture isn't huge - I'm on mobile and don't know how to resize. Here's the only proof I can give that I ain't turning on the Horsemen. I just hopped on to check the damage from last night. I worked half the day to get to 90, and this is what I woke up to. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misanthrope304 Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 I wanted to come visit you guys in Los Santos last night, but I couldn't find my copy of GTA anywhere...I figured my kid had it and I didn't want to run her out of bed at 1 am to look for a video game. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Why the hell not. You shoulda woke her ass up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 I was tellin' Melraz that some numbnut politician from near me is trying to get in on the whole American Sniper deal by trying to declare the Barrett 50 cal sniper as the Official Gun of Tennessee. Hell, I thought the heavy sniper was a game invention (like I thought the automatic shotgun was, too) until today. It's a real fucking gun and any yayhoo with $10,000 can buy one. It can shoot someone from a mile away, probably more, and weighs 35 pounds. All I wanna do in life now is go squirrel hunting with one. I wanna get a squirrel in that scope, pull the trigger and watch that squirrel get turned into a puff of smoke. Talk about bringing a huge gun to a slap fight.  Hell, you can find a bunch of em for less than 10K:  http://www.gunbroker.com/Semi-Auto-Rifles/BI.aspx?Keywords=barrett  I'd try to talk to my wife into one if I could figure out what I could actually do with the damned thing. Don't imagine most ranges would even want you shooting one. Be a good way to thin out the grackles around here though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misanthrope304 Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 Buddy of mine has an AR-50...let that sink in for a minute  A 50 is costly as fuck to shoot, ammo is (last I checked) north of $10 a bullet. That being said, if you've got the cash to spend on a 50, you've got cash to buy bullets for it.  I'm not sure if there is any practical hunting application for that on this continent. A moose maybe, or grizzly?   50's are anti-vehicle weapons.  I might be on tonight, idk. One place I didn't look was in the fucking tray of my 360... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misanthrope304 Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 Ahhhhhhhhhh fuck! I just talked to Mel on the phone and pieced the night back together. I think my shit froze up and I decided I'd go to bed while I could at least still walk/crawl. That's two damn times in a row that it has looked like I hopped off because you got on, Stout. I'll stick around next time even if it's 7 dalm a.m. Edit: Hopefully this picture isn't huge - I'm on mobile and don't know how to resize. Here's the only proof I can give that I ain't turning on the Horsemen. I just hopped on to check the damage from last night. I worked half the day to get to 90, and this is what I woke up to. Steve Austin would say that is a "cunt hair" away from leveling up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUkered Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 My personal favorite is when he thinks something is expensive, he says it's "higher than giraffe pussy." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliff Hanger Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 So in a lapse of impulse control, I bought the PS4 version last week when it was under $40 on PS4. (It's up to $50 now, XB1 is still $60.) The difference in graphics between PS3 and PS4 is kind of insane when you look at stuff like the neon on Simeon's building reflecting in dynamic water puddles on the sidewalk. Â First person on foot is fairly cool. First person driving is balls on toast, and I can't even imagine trying to fly a fucking plane/blimp in that mode. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUkered Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Cliff - you really need to set a waypoint for the ski-lift thing on top of Mt Chiliad and try to drive a car up that road in first person. I gave up before I made it 1/4 of the way up it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Great. Now we're all gonna have to get this for the One, just to redo the bus surfing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Ohhh dalm. Thad be funner'n hell. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUkered Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 I now want nothing more in life. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 You're gonna have to get to work on Stout and melraz. I've at least got a One, even if I still haven't got the thing out of the box 2 months after I bought it.  I'm itching to shoot things, but this cold is still kicking my ass. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 I'm itching to shoot things, but these freakin' hackers ARE PISSING ME OFF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 What are they doing now - the same god mode shit? Haven't been on since we ran into those UFOs last week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Nooooo, I mean the hackers keeping me from getting on XBox Live. Denial of service attacks, I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Ah shit. Those are the worst. Fucking lizards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Yeah i played a lil yesterday with burke dan and another buddy. Went to eat and couldnt get back on. Them dalm bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Mel and I were in Freemode for about 30 minutes last night and got killed once apiece - me because I was cocky and Mel out of sheer fluke. When we left, we were just ruining some poor fool's day - I can imagine the sigh of relief he let when we left. Mel had that sniper workin' OT while I occasionally brought him four-wheeled presents and got up in his grill a couple of times. Â I never caught his level (probably low). He would Mary Lou, but only straight forward, never side to side. By the end, I was lining up sniper shots based totally on where he was going to come out of the forward roll he inevitably tried. The Mary Louing was making him easier to kill. I do believe this isn't what it was intended for. Â But Mel had to go get some sleep (BOOOOOO) and I didn't wanna hang around in there by myself beating some poor dot's brains in (much funner as a multi-person activity) so I left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Just got home from work. Will be on tonight if i dont crash out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Stout and myself were onna killin spree last night. Had already cleared one room and was whoopin the shit outta nother when my comcast internet decided to take a big shit right in the middle of a gun fight. Those bastards. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 I might finally get back on tonight if I don't pass out. Finally turning a corner on whatever the fuck I have. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Glad to hear it chief. Id say i'll be passin out early tonight dalm high gravity beer and brugal black. Iffin i do make it on heads up missions only for me more than likely or hearin me go blah blah john prine mur mur pistol fuck bastard shit ass hell dalmit tree came outta nowhere here comes johnny with his pecker innas hand ahhh fuckin power pole. Where was we a goin? You drive i gotta go get anutter beer. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 So pretty much an average night then. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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