RUkered Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Stout got shot through a wall. Heh 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Stout got shot through a wall. Heh I know, I know, I thought the same thing. Dude was on one side of building, me on the other (about five-six steps difference) and he shoots me through the building. I was in the middle of the wall at the time because I was worried about him blasting me with a grenade. Machine gun fire came through the building and killed me. I was like "well, there you go." That Allah Akbar of the dudes on the train was a thing of completely lucky beauty. Hell, I had to try, but I was pretty sure I was gonna fail. Thing is, I think Robert was behind me aiming to do the same thing. I discovered the UFOs when I had a car wired to blow and was driving down the road at full speed looking for a target when one of the damn things just appeared in the middle of the road and I slammed into it at full speed. Still managed to blow somebody up. I don't mind the UFOs, but they have a real crazy effect on any car around them - it really inhibits your ability to drive around. But otherwise, damn, that was simple. There were two dudes who could play, and both left pretty quickly despite holding their own with us. Both were getting the best of me and were hanging with Robert when they left. There was one other guy who was simply OK, and the rest were awful. There were about four or five of them messing with us at one point, and instead of thinking "shit. more people shooting at me," I thought "woohoo! More people to shoot!" I sniped three in a row at one point in something straight out of a carnival game. When Robert joined, I was in a room with one dot trying to run him off. Robert's like "dude, a Level 17?" "HE STARTED IT! HE DREW FIRST BLOOD! SUMBITCH SUICIDE BOMBED ME WITH AN AIRPLANE! I HAD TO!" I didn't even notice his level until about maybe 15 kills in. I was fighting some other dude when WHAM, this kinda bigger cropduster plane just drops on my head. I'm like "son, do you know who you just suicide bombed?" and proceeded to Allah Akbar him about seven times in a row. He gets to the chopper and heads to Zancudo, I follow in a chopper, he blows me up (goddamn Level 17s with homing rockets) and then I stick a foot up his ass on the ground. Robert joins, but dude will not leave, he just keeps running. Finally, we both said "screw it" and left, so he won. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Stout got the kill of the week - killing two guys with one allah akbar while they were riding a train. I still have fond memories of our epic RPG attack on those players that simply wanted to ride the train. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Stout got the kill of the week - killing two guys with one allah akbar while they were riding a train. I still have fond memories of our epic RPG attack on those players that simply wanted to ride the train. I don't recall them paying us a fare or getting our permission. The proper paperwork was not filed. If I recall correctly, you were busy sizing up the prospects of a possible female player in the group. That reminds me: This weirdo who could go last night put a $9,000 bounty on Robert's head, then got his own bounty, then gave me the money. Huh? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Stout got the kill of the week - killing two guys with one allah akbar while they were riding a train. I still have fond memories of our epic RPG attack on those players that simply wanted to ride the train. I don't recall them paying us a fare or getting our permission. The proper paperwork was not filed. If I recall correctly, you were busy sizing up the prospects of a possible female player in the group. That reminds me: This weirdo who could go last night put a $9,000 bounty on Robert's head, then got his own bounty, then gave me the money. Huh? I was about 10 car lengths behind you when the bomb went off, so I got to watch the whole thing. It was beautiful. You left out the part where the Russian guy tried to drive his personal vehicle into a gas station right by me just after setting the bounty. Then he started whining about not being able to buy snacks and threatening me after I put an RPG into it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 That's what he meant about not being able to buy snacks. I never caught the RPG part. I just keep thinking about the other folks' reactions in my head: "ha ha, fuckers will never get us now ... WHAT THE FUCK?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUkered Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Stout, how did you get the train Allah Akbar? Did you Dukes of Hazzard your way onto it or just get beside them? I ask because I've tried the Akbar next to people up on ledges and I usually fail. Either way, kudos. That's hilarious and I'm sorry I missed it. J.T. - thanks for the reminder about Trainmaggedon. That might have been one of the few times I felt a twinge of sympathy for some white dots. They were just having a jolly old Sunday stroll on the train, and we were all up on the hill like 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misanthrope304 Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 I think I was in on that too, but my memory is foggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 RUkered, I just drove up to the right of where they were and got parallel with them and blew up. I'm shocked I got them. We were on the same level, I wasn't above them or below them. Later on in the night, I accidentally went sailing over a dude's head and tried to blow him up when I flew over him, but it didn't work so well. Pretty damn sure you were a part of that, Mis. It was at the train tracks over by Trevor's/the prison. We basically had them on three sides sniping and lobbing RPGs. What's this twinge of sympathy you speak of, RUkered? Look, if you wanna stay in a city, you gotta pay taxes, right? And who do you pay taxes to? The mayor's office. We are the official representatives of the Mayor of Los Santos, are we not? We're just collecting taxes for our beloved mayor. Two beer ain't gonna pay for themselves. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Yeah, that train fight way back was a good one. I remember somebody, melraz maybe, hitting an amazing RPG shot on a Zentorno that wandered into the action. Also remember there being a car abandoned in the middle of the highway, and sniping 3 different people out of the driver seat as they kept trying to use it to escape. Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUkered Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 I think I was in on that too, but my memory is foggy You were definitely there. If I remember correctly, you were the minigun king of the bunch. Robert, I had completely forgotten about it, but I think I'm the one who got that RPG shot. If I am remembering right, it was one of those situations where I shot just for the hell of it, expecting nothing, and got surprised. If I'm remembering wrong and it wasn't me, then I bet it was Melraz. He's one of the few sumbitches I know who routinely snipes people out of moving cars that are so far away the person's avatar isn't even on the screen anymore. Wasn't that the same situation where two cars were just driving up and down the highway, making a loop? I think that was the same time. There were so many blown up cars on the road acting as barricades that we threw a ton of sticky bombs in between them and blew those guys up too. And Stout, the sympathy was all relative to our collective sympathy as a group. Like how we wear someone out, chase them from one side of the map to the other, then look and see they're a level 9. The conversation then follows: Me: "Aw man, this guy's just a level nine. I kinda feel bad." Melraz: "Fuck 'em all" Stout: "That boy's gotta learn. We're teaching him valuable life lessons." Robert: *rolls up jingling his bicycle bell to deliver a Huffy Allah Akbar* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 In a way, the "life lessons" thing is true, or at least "game lessons." Like that Level 17 who crashed a plane into me a couple of days ago - I never fired one shot on him before he killed me. I eventually would have, granted, but I knew he probably wasn't a jet by the way he was acting and I had bigger fish to fry at the time. I didn't know he was a Level 17 at the time. If I'd messed with him first, I would've probably backed off or let the little feller get away when I figured out his level. But when he killed me, he drew first blood. I decided to devote my attention to teaching him the life lesson that sometimes when one messes with the bull, one gets the horns. Basically, the lesson is that if you mess with just any ol' dot on the map, sometimes it's not gonna go your way. Hell, I've done that millions of times, just gotten my ass kicked. But if I rolled up and started the shit, I deserved the ass-kicking I took. But we've never sought out lower-level guys. They just kinda wind up getting in the way of the buzzsaw. Sounds weird in such a kill-or-be-killed game, but you gotta have a code of ethics about what you're doing. I'd rather be killed repeatedly than go in a glitch. I personally see no reason to grab a tank in Freemode. Stuff like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 I guess im the bastard ass of the group aahhh hell it wasnt any mystery or secret to begin with. I have sought out low level dots from time to time. Especially when thats all thats left to clear the map out. Im fixin to go to work but if i make a descent trip imma try to get on tonight. Hopefully round midnightish. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 I should be on late tonight, assuming I don't pass out. Haven't shot any white dots in 2 days, and they're probably starting to feel a little too safe and secure 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 ITS TAX SEASON BITCHES!!! The mayor and fire chief have come to collect. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Well dalm... Dont think im gonna make a good en. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 That's no good. Look out for sticky bomb loaded cars while you're out on the rails, man. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Haha hell yeah stout aint to far from me at all. My lil caboose go boom. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Well, yeah, when you're trying to clear the room, no one's safe. I was trying to clear the room with that Level 17. If I'm hell-bent on clearing the room and the only other person in the room is a Level 1, he better hope he can Mary Lou like no one ever before, 'cause I'm coming at him full-bore. I've just never looked at the roster of players, said "there's a Level 9" and set a waypoint for him. I have if the dipshit's on the game chat talking about how great he is or playing music over his mic like MC Game Chat spinnin' some tunes. Generally, if I'm flying solo, I get up in the shit of the closest dot to me, which occasionally gets my ass kicked. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 How are the Valentine's Day Massacre masks not back yet? It actually is Valentine's Day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 I was kinda wondering if they'd put the Roosevelt back on the market for the people who missed it the first time. I also thought they might put it back out later as a cool car to get to a heist in. From what I read somewhere reputable (I think), R* says heists will be out sometime before the PC version comes out March 24, so that'll be, um, something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Whats a heist. Seems like i read or saw or heard something about it back when i was just a weee lad. But i had thought of it as a dream. To this day i find myself still pondering of the possibility of it being factual instead of fictional. With the reality of it being...i shall drift off to sleep with the hopes of dreamin this dream and wake to realize it has become a reality. I bet you fuckers didnt know i knowed me some big ass words did je'. YEEEE HAAWWWWW 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 That right there was our beloved mayor's State of Los Santos speech. Chief Justice RUkered was so drunk he kept nodding off through it. Speaking of which, I get home at 2 a.m. after a 13-hour day at work and take me about 30 minutes or so to eat and decide to play me a little GTA. Needless to say, my spirits are lifted immediately when I noticed two of the Horsemen are still on and playing. "Joy of joys, a hearty huzzah! My good fellows are sporting on their XBoxes in the fair town of Los Santos," I said with glee. "I do believe I shall join them in a round of competition with our fellow players. Maybe we can take in 9 holes on the golf links and I could score some birdies or bogies." So I fire up the game, and RUkered's all like "never mind that shit, here comes Mongo," and he fucking flees for his life. He met another, and pffffffft, he was gone. I'm like "oh, what the fuck?" Hell, I took a shower today, my stench can't be it - no, wait, I didn't take a shower, it's too fucking cold here for that shit. Ain't takin' one tomorrow either. But anyway, thanks for sticking around, man. I was tellin' Melraz that some numbnut politician from near me is trying to get in on the whole American Sniper deal by trying to declare the Barrett 50 cal sniper as the Official Gun of Tennessee. Hell, I thought the heavy sniper was a game invention (like I thought the automatic shotgun was, too) until today. It's a real fucking gun and any yayhoo with $10,000 can buy one. It can shoot someone from a mile away, probably more, and weighs 35 pounds. All I wanna do in life now is go squirrel hunting with one. I wanna get a squirrel in that scope, pull the trigger and watch that squirrel get turned into a puff of smoke. Talk about bringing a huge gun to a slap fight. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Yeah i have wanted the barrett 50 cal for years now. Yeah burke must've decided to not wanna play witcha stout cause me and him were whoopin ass in missions to get em to level 90 with his 2ndary character for the heavy sniper and all of a sudden when you get on he just goes offline without a reason notice or goodbye. We'z suppose to've golfed before bed too. We had fun for a few minutes before my ass had ta crash though. Got to do a mission i had been wantin to do for awhile somethin about land sea and air. Maybe next time burke will play witcha stout and we can all do it together but only he can answer that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Well crap, I missed y'all. Another thing to be pissed off about. Went to bed because I'm sick, my wife is sick, and my boy is sick. Fucking stupid coworkers that decide to come to work sick, then sit down next to you in a 3 hour meeting and sniffle the whole time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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