Robert C Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Yes, yes you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 I'm in tonight if anyone else is. I plan to shoot some pucks, then shoot some fucks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 I might be on later, depending on how things go. Definitely feeling the need to shoot some poor bastards. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Hell yeah. If i dont crash out I'll be on between 10 and 11. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Hell, I was gonna watch the Warriors and the Bulls, but you just don't ignore a call from the mayor. I'll keep an eye out for the bat signal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUkered Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Dammit! (Sorry, I meant dalmit) Did you guys all get on last night? I got a text from the mayor about playing, but I was trying to put out a real life drama fire. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Oh yeah. We wandered into a room of high-level thieves, but still managed to clear it. There'd be occasional packets of dumbassery here and there, but there were a lot of pretty decent players in that room. One guy would not give up. Something Balloon. I think by the time he did give up, we were 26-26, and he was hanging pretty well with 2-4 of us on him at all times. The highlight for me, strangely, was a kill someone got on me. The last dude was a level 160-something named Fatboy who wasn't as good as his level suggested. He got me a few times by running me over with a Turismo because I missed an RPG shot. Anyhoo, Balloon LOVED to go off the radar. So I notice someone went off the radar, but I didn't see who. I figured it was Balloon, so I continued on. I'm at the entrance to a parking garage, and I'm (in Charlie Daniels voice) looking for a car to steal. There's a muscle car in front of me, and I think "perfect." So I go over to it, and right as I'm getting ready to drag the driver out of the car, the driver gets out and shoots me point-blank in the face with a shotgun. I'm like "WHAT THE FUCK, THAT NPC JUST SHOT ME IN THE FACE WITH A SHOTGUN!" until the game told me it was my boy Fatboy who was off the radar. Hell, I couldn't help but laugh. Probably my favorite kill of me ever. Unfortunately for Fatboy, Balloon left and the four of us turned our attention to Fatboy, and that didn't go well for the dude at all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUkered Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 That is hilarious. Hate that I missed it. I would have sent the dude a congratulatory message. Actually, I take that back. That usually leads to friend requests and party invitations. I think we've all learned our lesson about letting randoms in the chat. It's never someone like "Well hello, fine gentlemen. I certainly fancy a good scrap with you all." It's all Bane and squealing chipmunks, 24/7. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Actually, that was about the time the wolves were headed his way for some fresh meat, so he got his congratulations. I was dreading the random inviting me into a chat yesterday afternoon, but he/she/whatever never did. I gotta send my boy Boba a note about sticking around. We've ran around killing in Freemode before, but his heart's not really into it. Me, I get the taste of blood, and I get the fever to get killed repeatedly. After last night, I'm forming a list of vehicles I wanna allah akbar someone with: 1. A tank: No shots fired. Just drive up to them, boom. 2. A four-wheeler. Just 'cause. 3. A tractor. Duh. Haven't one of y'all aready used a bicycle to allah akbar someone? Was it Robert? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Yeah a lot of good competition on last night. I gotta do missions to make some cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Yeah I got somebody with an allah akbar on a BMX bike a while back. One of my finest kills. Had a hell of a good time fighting with y'all last night, even if we could've used a few more jobbers in the room. Fatboy was probably the only weak link the entire time we were in there. Balloon is my new arch enemy, after we went 45-45 against each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 I think Dan gotta new archenemy last night too might be wrong. Ill hafta hand it to old balloon he wasnt gonna give up. I had him by 20 or so kills but kinda surprised he aint my archenemy too. Box was another one i hated. Dude was good especially with that movin sniper. Everytime you could get ground on em hed kill himself though. His buddy wasnt very good though. I kept blowin them 2 up in that dalm zentorno i think 6 times. Then the messages start comin. Callin me a pussy and other names for usin rockets cause im unskilled. I think its rude stupid and just plain distrustful to call somebody a name im not gonna put on here. I know we kick the shit out of people with no respect but messaging people and texting people is somethin i never do unless i get one first. But to call somebody a nasty ugly name is just wrong. I called him a honky in turn and quit messagin back. Balloon stated messagin me too. 4 people and a tank yall all f'n suck. He got inna tank fist for just a brief while before bein blown to hell. Had a shit ton o' fun just gotta get my sniper back in action couldnt shoot for shit and like i said mission day for me today to get some more cash. Miz' adder at the end put me under 2 mil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUkered Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Actually, that was about the time the wolves were headed his way for some fresh meat, so he got his congratulations. I was dreading the random inviting me into a chat yesterday afternoon, but he/she/whatever never did. I gotta send my boy Boba a note about sticking around. We've ran around killing in Freemode before, but his heart's not really into it. Me, I get the taste of blood, and I get the fever to get killed repeatedly. After last night, I'm forming a list of vehicles I wanna allah akbar someone with: 1. A tank: No shots fired. Just drive up to them, boom. 2. A four-wheeler. Just 'cause. 3. A tractor. Duh. Haven't one of y'all aready used a bicycle to allah akbar someone? Was it Robert? I fortunately had a front row seat for Robert's bike bombing. Top five thing I've witnessed in the game. It was like Paperboy meets Road Rash. It's up there with another favorite - when one of you (I think it was Robert again, actually) got your car stuck on a billboard. All you hear is Mel in the chat "hold on...I got this," and here he comes, bomb assing down the road 100 mph and ramps into the car. And Stout, you definitely have to try the tractor Akbar. Wasn't that you who drove one all the way down to the city back in your more passive days just for the hell of it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 I never did get near box. He was so busy killing himself every time y'all cornered him, that I never even saw him. I was the one that got stuck on that billboard, too. There are pictures somewhere in this thread, probably a hundred pages back. Got one of the Coquette stuck 50 feet up in the air, then another of melraz as he was about to crash into it. Was kinda like when we were kids, and we'd get the football stuck in a tree, then start chucking a basketball up there to try to knock it down. Only thing thing that could've made it better was if he got stuck up there too. That's why I like freemode over deathmatches. In deathmatches, you just get to shoot people in the face. In freemode, you get to shoot them in the face, and do stupid shit at the same time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUkered Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 I don't know why I bother taking pictures, because I never remember I've taken them until somebody mentions it. I only found one of them, but it's the better of the two anyway. Edit: Never noticed it before, but it seems appropriate that that billboard says something about torture, considering what we do to people. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Yeah, I took a tractor into town once. I'm pretty sure (or at least I hope) they weren't spawning at the beach back then. Them spawning at the beach makes my goal easier to achieve, at least. Plus maybe the dudes on the tractors at the beach aren't packing heat like the yokels in Trevor Town. Hey, a little less than eight hours at work today on my day off! I'm good. Last night was challenging, but fun, though I gotta admit there were a couple of times I could choose between tough and tougher and took tough. That Balloon dude was pretty decent - I was engaging all the other players to keep them from coming down and getting in y'all's business. Yeah, that's it. Actually, Fatboy was too much fun to pass up in his hospital scrubs. Dr. Fatboy, I presume? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misanthrope304 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 I think I allowed him to go up two kills on me when I was trying to go off radar and sneak up to shiv/shank him, balloon that is. He probably killed me 15 times total as I was trying to get him with the knife gimmick. what was pissing me off though was him not dying for the fucking car bombs... Once I had robert detonate a sticky that was on my back as I was standing on that asshole's head in the swimming pool while doing the air hump/thrust deal, and he fucking lived. I dunno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 I dunno if they nerfed them, but I'm tellin' ya, stickies are erratic. There are several times each session, it seems, that I find myself saying "he didn't die?" Sometimes I know why, but sometimes it's not obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 I dunno if they nerfed them, but I'm tellin' ya, stickies are erratic. There are several times each session, it seems, that I find myself saying "he didn't die?" Sometimes I know why, but sometimes it's not obvious. Don't think they nerfed em. I set off two at the same time right next to Balloon and he survived. Then mis got him with a single one later. I think the game just screws up sometimes, especially with splash damage. I've had it work in my favor as well. I know I survived a direct RPG hit in an unarmored sandking once, which definitely should've killed me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 They turned my stickies into nerf balls. Really need and wanna shoot poor unfortunate souls tonight but looks like i'll be at work. Hopefully tuesday or wednesday while im off i can play. Tou gotta work you off days next week stout? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I'm hoping to be fully off Tuesday and have to go in from whenever I get up until about 8 or 9 p.m. Wednesday. I keep analyzing in my head when I may work a five-day workweek again and I just don't see it for the next couple of months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Dalm 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 For the 0 people that are still playing this along with me, there is apparently a new god mode glitch. Ran into a guy last night that would just not die. Emptying full MG clips into him had no effect on his health. He was also causing those little jets with the V shaped tail to spawn on rooftops and on in the street. At least he wasn't killing anybody. Also had lots of bugs last night. Blew up a Zentorno that was floating 20 feet over the road in one room. Had that weird thing happen where deathmatch scores don't update, then the match suddenly ends for no discernible reason. Also had a very weird thing where I tried to enter a deathmatch, but it never started. I eventually wound up back in freemode near the airport, but none of the controls would work. Couldn't even move or change the camera viewpoint. Finally had to exit and restart. Wound up playing quite a bit. Frustrating night because most rooms only had 1-2 other people in them, and nobody wanted to fight. Got the shit kicked out of me in a deathmatch. Last place out of 7 people. The last room though was a thing of beauty. Full room, everybody wanted some, and nobody was any good. I stayed in there for a couple hours, till I had to pack it in and get some sleep. Racked up a couple hundred kills easily, and maybe had 15-20 deaths. They kept ganging up on me 4 or 5 to 1, but they were having no luck. Really needed the rest of the nite shift to experience just how bad they were. One of those nights where I'd try stupid shit just to see what would happen, and it would work for once. Even the guy that came at me with a tank, and had his buddies alongside for support had no luck. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misanthrope304 Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 I might be on tonight...but I've got like...pneumonia or flu or some kind of shit...i dunno....I'm at work right now and this bottle of dayquil and I are having a staring contest and I'm about to show it who's boss. *Last time I had an altercation with a bottle of dayquil, I won...but I ended up staring at a wall in my Dad's tool shed for an hour and a half. I took a trip and didn't even leave the house. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 (in monster truck anouncer voice): TUESDAY TUESDAY TUESDAY (OR MAYBE WEDNESDAY WEDNESDAY WEDNESDAY OR BOTH, HELL, I DUNNO) ... THE MOST MEDIOCRE LEVEL 360 IN GTA ONLINE MAKES HIS RETURN TO LOS SANTOS HE NEEDS TO GET OFF THE COUCH 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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