Cristobal Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Shit I do that. Then if some fool comes 'round like they gonna put holes in my brand new pink tank-top*, then it's time for Senor fuckin' Benjamin to prepare himself some goddamned fields you feel me? *"comin' round" is defined as "getting anywhere remotely close to me on the expanded mini-map". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 I had a quite successful kill session about an hour ago. In about an almost two-hour session, I had roughly 60-some kills without dying at all. No jet. Just sniping, proxy trap and homers to nearby aircraft. A lot of people were chirping at me in the chat and was eventually voted to kick. But I wasn't, because people are stupid and don't know how it works, since you need an over 50% kick vote for it to happen I love when you get 3-4 persistent people, who've died a lot, who won't take the L and keep coming after you. You'd think they'd learn. This CEO group would routinely come after me in their hideous chrome-green Kuruma, time and time again. It was glorious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 What's better than having a Platinum trophy in GTA V? Having two of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Talk to me when you get three. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 15 hours ago, RIPPA said: JT? Or Mark. He is the person that mentally browbeat me into buying an outfit just to play tennis in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 25 minutes ago, J.T. said: Or Mark. He is the person that mentally browbeat me into buying an outfit just to play tennis in. It seems odd to play tennis in a leather jacket, jeans and work boots. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted May 4, 2017 Share Posted May 4, 2017 But unless you are Michael and have a skin for your board shorts that lets you walk around barefoot, you cannot take off your shoes (not even flip flops) when you go swimming. You also cannot enable yourself to have swim fins when you're wearing diving equipment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 On 03/05/2017 at 10:52 PM, jstout said: There's tanks and jets and helicopters with heat-seeking missiles all around you. It's a war zone. Who goes shopping for clothes in a war zone? Back in the day, I'd switch my chat to public just to tell the whole lobby I was going to the Tattoo shop by the beach. And sure enough, people would flock towards there and get killed by my friends while I pretended to browse tattoos. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 I had without a doubt, my absolute greatest sniper shot, or shot in general tonight. I'm in my construction site, a friend and I are pretty much replicating my earlier post of dominance (myself especially). We notice a guy at the helipad entrance towards the ocean. I switch first person on (it's what I use to snipe). Through the fog, I see his white Kuruma with a purple undercarriage, that was a giveaway considering the weather, poor rendering and paint job. With one single guess shot, I managed to headshot him through that tiny side window opening. It blew my mind, and his. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Harms Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 I'm reading its double cash and RP on heists this week. Haven't played to confirm this yet but that would be awesome (if Petrol would be so kind as to let me back in his crew). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted May 9, 2017 Share Posted May 9, 2017 They are in fact doubled up. Which is awesome. I'll finally hit rank 800 in a day or two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted May 12, 2017 Share Posted May 12, 2017 Ah GTA V bikes... If anyone's still around/interested, Andrew finally fixed his connection issues. And I think we'll be doing some heists this weekend. Would be fun to do it with you guys. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Fun glitch at the usual source. Rob Pac Standard, have someone run out to the bikes and die. Everyone will spawn back at the bikes. Get on, go to the under-stairs area on the right. Get off bikes, go up stairs and then everyone gets hammered on Pisswassers until they pass out. When everyone wakes back up, the cops are gone, no wanted level, no resistance to the drop-off point. You are still timed, but it's a simple drive. This just sounds like fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Are you secretly on PS4? Because we've been doing that lately. Except have someone put a proxy where the cutscenes starts and stickies on the four bikes (5 bomb limit), run up to the third floor balcony. Get drunk, but have the bomber detonate after 5 beers, since it takes 7-8 to black out. This method is of course, useful while you're doing the quick helicopter option. Because you get one guy to steal a getaway car, drive to a property they own, walk in the garage, walk out, and park parallel to the door of the bank. Heli guy, grabs it via wheelie/wall ride at Mission Row police station. Or, the in and out at Vespucci helipad. Parks heli, garage thing, flies it back to the downtown station near the bank. Run back, business as usual. Runner drives down the route, hacker (money man) never has to leave the bank. Bomb the bikes, suicide. Restart, see first paragraph. You do get the cops in the heli, only if you know how to properly fly the route. Cristobal can confirm this method's effectiveness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 I have no idea what Petrol is talking about. He sounds crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 There's a duplication glitch I skimmed through and stopped reading when I hit the part that said you had to defriend your helper on XBox Live or whatever the PS4 equivalent is. I gotta read more on that later, it sounded ridiculous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 I am both saddened and elated that I have no idea what you guys are talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/news/article/60211/First-Details-and-Screens-for-GTA-Online-Gunrunning Teaser for the new massive update. Video trailer should make the rounds tomorrow or during the weekend. This'll be expensive for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Why am I positive this update is gonna release some weapons that's absolutely gonna dominate freemode? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 It surely seems that way, going by the photos. That's not even counting the hand-held weapons we're getting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 THAT'S A TORNADO DDT DAMMIT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 More news on the update coming out very soon... https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/news/article/60222/GTA-Online-Gunrunning-Underground-Bunkers-Mobile-Operations-Centers-an Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 Gunrunning coming June 13 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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