jstout Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Nothing says "we're tough" more than basing your crew on "The Lion King." Did they break into a showtune? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 The Lion King - we're totally gonna kick the shit outta that Sofia the First crew. Sadly no show tunes - maybe there were singing em in their party chat. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Y'all better hope you don't run into that "Frozen" crew. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Sometimes when im on, by myself or with one other crewmate and I/we get inna big ol' firefight shoot-out i say, dalm wheres the rest of the crew. Other times when im on, by myself or with one other crewmate and I/we get inna big ol' firefight shoot-out i say, dalm glad nobody else is here to steal my/our kills. Poor lil dingleberry and jermiah johnson were awful. So were the 2 ass hats that said hey money mane lets go help these 2 dudes that keep gettin killed. We'll get an insergent. Ok says railroader. The only help they provided was our K/D! Dalm piss ants gotta couple bites in though. Maybe ladybugs is a better word, yeah.....ladybugs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Ladybugs? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 I wanted to thank Mis for helping me out on Christmas Eve in making about $400k in about an hour between selling his weed, my coke & weed, and a couple of other miscellaneous sundries. Assist goes to Stout for doing roughly 800 supply runs with me. We were all wondering why Rockstar hasn't sold a snowplow for this week where it snows. I think the price tag should be somewhere around the entirely reasonable $5 million they seem to charge for any car that is remotely fun. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 9 minutes ago, Dolfan in NYC said: We were all wondering why Rockstar hasn't sold a snowplow for this week where it snows. I think the price tag should be somewhere around the entirely reasonable $5 million they seem to charge for any car that is remotely fun. I thought the same thing about a snowmobile. Several million dollars or a vehicle you can use one week a year sounds about right. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 My beloved significant other got me a 1TB XBone with Gears of War 4 for Christmas. As soon as I find a used copy of this dumb game, I will see you assholes in Los Santos after hours and hours of content downloading. This may have to happen after my honeymoon as I feel I should marry this woman immediately. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUkered Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 17 hours ago, Robert C said: It took that way longer to sink in that it should've. I blame lack of sleep. You're doing better than me. I didn't even see the joke. I thought he was like "at least I didn't make it sacrilegious." I forgot the group I was amongst. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Clearly JT's woman cared not for the bar stools 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Well now he can work on saving up for redecorating in game. He'll feel right at home. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 6 minutes ago, RIPPA said: Clearly JT's woman cared not for the bar stools. It was a swerve. She got it for me on Black Friday and has had it hidden in the closet the whole time. I am pretty sure that if I had not signed off on the new couch, this thing was headed back to Target for a refund, with the funds going to purchase an area rug for the foyer. Now I have to figure out which 360 games to keep for sake of backwards compatibility and which ones to ditch in favor of upgrade to XB1 version. Obviously I am going to have to invest in a pre-owned XB1 copy of GTA5. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Excellent. We've been missing The General's crack precision leadership to mold us into a cohesive fighting unit instead of the ragtag crew of misfits we are. This is surely a bad thing for all dots (unless we run into someone from The Little Mermaid crew, in which case all bets are off). This is also not a welcome development for Jehovah's Witnesses. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Yeah - Good Luck with that. Pre-owned copies are still around $50. That is why I ended up just using gift cards on a new version Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 8 minutes ago, jstout said: Excellent. We've been missing The General's crack precision leadership to mold us into a cohesive fighting unit instead of the ragtag crew of misfits we are. This is surely a bad thing for all dots (unless we run into someone from The Little Mermaid crew, in which case all bets are off). This is also not a welcome development for Jehovah's Witnesses. If JT can keep us in line enough that we don't fail the same mission by having a minor traffic accident, parking in the wrong spot, and walking too fast to a fucking funeral, then we'll be doing better than before. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Shine ye boots, tuck ye shirts, and starch ye britches bitches we got our general back! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.T. Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 I have a GS gift card left over from last year. I've got no idea how much is on it, though. I was sorta hoping my girlfriend's adult children would hook me up, but they thought of the house and got us a 48" 4K Vizio flat screen instead. I am not complaining, but it's for the Family Room and not the Man Cave, so I won't be playing my XB1 on that particular set. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 I'm surprised y'all weren't Mary Louing into the funeral. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUkered Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 7 hours ago, Robert C said: If JT can keep us in line enough that we don't fail the same mission by having a minor traffic accident, parking in the wrong spot, and walking too fast to a fucking funeral, then we'll be doing better than before. Speaking of...hey JT...how do you feel about shortcuts over "Mt Vesuvius" in a charter bus? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 JT talking about coming back to GTA jogged my memory on this - I was not expecting to be getting heist invites from Fresh on Christmas 2016 while melraz and I were busy helping each other sell cars. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Rule 1 - NEVER go away from controller around us. Never. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Rule 2 - never challenge melraz to a 1:1 DM, then go away from controller after he accepts. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Havoc once went away from controller (in a public room) with us while he went to get Pizza. And not in the 'Open the door to the pizza delivery man' sense, in the 'Go down the street to the Pizza shop' sense. He trusted us to protect him... we were all of two blocks from my apartment at the time, so all he had to do was get into my car and I could have left his character in my garage. But he couldn't be bothered, because perving over the Pizza man's Wife and/or Daughter was more of a priority for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Was he aware there's this deal called "passive mode"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Never heard of it. There's this thing called Pussive mode, is it like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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