RUkered Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Decided to join someone's Fleeca Job. The dude has a Kuruma, so I think "good, he's done it before so he knows what he's doing." We're doing the setup where you steal the Kuruma. Drove to the top of the garage, and I start wearing people out. Except I can't shoot one of them no matter what I do. Finally hits me...this dumbass drove a Kuruma into the middle of a pack of bad guys and.......got out of it to shoot. Fucking kids...get off my lawn. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Im gonna be on tomorrow night if anybody is around. I think ive done that in several missions burke. Then again i am definitely a dumb arse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 I should be around. If Dan and Burke are around, maybe we can do the next heist. Humane Labs? I'm technically still doing the All In Order challenge since I've only completed the first two. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUkered Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Yeah I should be around. I'm in for the heist. Been wanting to do some of them again anyway. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Half off both Insurgents and the jump jet today, apparently. EDIT: Can someone explain to me why I just bought a fucking jump jet? jstout: jet griefer. Hey, that hooker money isn't gonna spend itself. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUkered Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Hahahaha You're gonna mess around and become a good pilot in spite of yourself. Man I wish you were still on 360. Some of my favorite memories in this game are you cussing a blue streak in plane races. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 I ought to be on at some point, assuming little man decides to sleep tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Will probably be on after 10p ET. Hopefully see y'all then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 I've gotten a little better at planes since one of the most common daily objectives is flying a plane under a bridge during an air race. My "big secret"? Never hit the throttle. Ever. Probably not gonna win me many races, but I wasn't winning races anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Half off both Insurgents and the jump jet today, apparently. EDIT: Can someone explain to me why I just bought a fucking jump jet? jstout: jet griefer. Hey, that hooker money isn't gonna spend itself. I eagerly await tales of you machine gunning level 3 guys with it. Beware, though, some asshole may steal it before you can get in the thing. Like I did a couple weeks back to some poor sap. Gonna buy me an Insurgent. Not sure why, though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 I bought the Insurgent with the gun. Figured "why not?" I already have the truck with the gun, but screw it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUkered Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 I've gotten a little better at planes since one of the most common daily objectives is flying a plane under a bridge during an air race. My "big secret"? Never hit the throttle. Ever. Probably not gonna win me many races, but I wasn't winning races anyway. I got so pissed at one of those flight school missions that I looked up tips online. That was the suggestion, and I still fly jets like that today when I need to maneuver. No throttle and landing gear out for stabilization. Much easier to handle then. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Really, every mission should include a winebago. It just makes everything better. Or if you can't have that, then you should at least have 5 guys chucking sticky bombs out of a 6x6 dubsta at a titan. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUkered Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Really, we ought to be putting some of this on youtube. I put it up there against any let's play videos I've seen. Our motto: It ain't the fastest, it ain't the smartest, it probably won't work at all. But dalmit, we're laughing. Sorry I disappeared (assuming I did and didn't say goodnight). Between work kicking my ass and two beer, I remember playing and then waking up at 5 a.m. with the lights on, sitting straight up in my recliner with the worst "crick" in my neck that I've ever had. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 My only real regret is we can't see each others screens some times. I was having such a great time shooting grenades from the bucket of a bulldozer as it was driving down. I just wish I could have made the selfie work. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUkered Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Yeah no joke. I feel like a little kid sometimes. Everybody starts cackling and I'm like "Guys...guys what did I miss?" I was trying to get my phone out take a picture of us all blazing down the runway in our sticky bomb parade, but that's too many buttons to handle at once. Oh yeah, almost forgot. The game itself called me out last night. I had already been busted BA-DING'ing a few times at this point. We start a new mission, and all of our characters are standing there while it loads. Who's the only one with a cell phone out? My damn woman. Melraz goes "Dalm, even in the game he's on the phone," followed by a chorus of BA-DING BA-DING BA-DING. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 BA-DING! The jump jet doesn't fly like any other plane in the game. It doesn't bank like a plane does. If you wanna turn it at all, you have to use the left and right bumpers, not the stick. It lands easier, but it's a challenge to steer and bruises easily. I'm still missing all the fun. How I spent last night - three of my racing crew buddies needed a fourth for the double money heist. No prob. They were pros, too - one of them did the stealth shooting part solo while we waited in the truck and killed them all in 3 minutes. So far, so good. Get to the finale and breeze through it, and we're about 15 seconds from finishing when one of their connections fails, they drop out, and we fail the mission. We were too distraught to try it again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Really, we ought to be putting some of this on youtube. I put it up there against any let's play videos I've seen. Our motto: It ain't the fastest, it ain't the smartest, it probably won't work at all. But dalmit, we're laughing. Sorry I disappeared (assuming I did and didn't say goodnight). Between work kicking my ass and two beer, I remember playing and then waking up at 5 a.m. with the lights on, sitting straight up in my recliner with the worst "crick" in my neck that I've ever had. We figured you'd passed out. Either that or that tiny shoe had got you 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 It ain't the same without you stout. Dan was stealth knifing guys in judging the jury, and I had to yell "damnit Dan you're not in a deathmatch" without you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Dan's easily distracted. I remember once we were in the middle of a severe war in the 'hood, and I'm just trying to remain upright. Too damn many dots. I swing the camera across the road, and there's Dan gleefully beating up NPCs like no one's around him. Pummel like no one's watching. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Dan's easily distracted. I remember once we were in the middle of a severe war in the 'hood, and I'm just trying to remain upright. Too damn many dots. I swing the camera across the road, and there's Dan gleefully beating up NPCs like no one's around him. Pummel like no one's watching. Thing I've learned. Never fuck with the craziest person in a room. If I'm willing to punch NPCs in a war zone and fight people with a Musket, imagine what I'll do to you if you piss me off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 You can have that damn musket. Hell, I tried to give you mine. Did you buy that new musket in pistol form? Actually, think I read it does more damage than a musket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 You can have that damn musket. Hell, I tried to give you mine. Did you buy that new musket in pistol form? Actually, think I read it does more damage than a musket. I did, and was using it during Heist missions. Cero Miedo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUkered Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 You can have that damn musket. Hell, I tried to give you mine. Did you buy that new musket in pistol form? Actually, think I read it does more damage than a musket. I did, and was using it during Heist missions. Cero Miedo. He really did. Mel asked him if he had that pistol yet, and I don't think he could have been more excited if he just won a million dollars. Straight to Ammunation he went, and I'm not 100% sure if he shot anything that didn't require black powder the rest of the night. I don't know what Cero Miedo means, but I assume it's "Why yes, I am insane." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 It should also be pointed out, for those that haven't seen it, that the musket in question is pink. Also, sorry about flaking out last night melraz. I figured I could get little man down quickly, but it ended up taking more than two hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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