jstout Posted January 12, 2015 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Mines are a little bit better than airstrikes in the "probably won't work, but is funny as hell when it does" category. If you put a sticky on someone's car and a bunch of cops are around you, chances are very good the cops are gonna trigger the thing off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I wish we were on the same systems. I'd like to level up with a bunch of lunatics like yourselves. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I'm on (on PS3) right now, dude. EDIT: Shit, that was your friend request I just turned down. Thought it was a random (you get friend requests a lot when you play as a female avatar. Especially if you're high level and have nice cars). I've sent one back to you now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travis Sheldon Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Last weekend I discovered the Benefactor Glendale. The car handles like a brick, but since I own a '84 300SD I now have to possess one at some point. I realize the car's not based on that model, but the diesel purr is there at idle and it looks close enough for my virtual blood. Do hate having to spend $200,000 on it, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I'm on (on PS3) right now, dude. EDIT: Shit, that was your friend request I just turned down. Thought it was a random (you get friend requests a lot when you play as a female avatar. Especially if you're high level and have nice cars). I've sent one back to you now. Yeah, from the stories on here, AxB strikes me as a lunatic and is definitely ringleader of the PS3 Horsemen. I'd be honored to split heads with the likes of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 Fuck off with that. Ax is Arn to my Flair. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I'm just standing on the apron... like a hitman waiting for a phone call. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 PC GTA V is coming 3/26. The press release says Online Heists will be included with it and they will be released for all other consoles "weeks before" the PC release. Also... More here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 If I click on more here - is it more GTA info or more twerking fails? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 All GTA and it's glorious 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUkered Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Damn you Technico. Hook, line, and sinker... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 I probably woulda too burke if i wouldn'ta read yours first. Id bout given up on the heists. I might slip the mrs. an ambien and get on tonight. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misanthrope304 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 http://imgur.com/gallery/UYZaWWd totally relevant, view top comment and replies 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 I am itching to get on and do some murdering. Tried to do it last night. Made it as far as turning on my 360 for the first time in two weeks. Sadly, that was as far as I got. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 I'm working 12-13-hour days seven days a week right now, so my play time's been limited. Got home last night and watched most of the second half of the Clippers-Trailblazers, fighting off sleep the whole time. I then crashed immediately after the game. Unsure when I'll be back on. At the rate I'm going, maybe March. Robert, we'll finally be back on by 2016, having to shoot each other in Freemode 'cause we're the only ones left. It'll suck, 'cause you'll know what I'm gonna try to do when I come at you in a car. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUkered Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 I picture it looking like I Am Legend. Robert has been wandering the lonely, desolate streets for months. Not a bullet fired. Not a sticky detonated. What's the point? There hasn't been anyone around these parts for so long, he forgot what a human voice sounds like. He sadly kicks a crushed Sprunk can down the street with his hands in his pockets, shuffling along, lost in his thoughts. Suddenly, his ears perk up. He twists his head ever so slightly, pointing his ear toward the sound. "Was that screeching tires?" He listens intently for a moment, but no more sounds are heard. He looks back to the door of the central pay and spray. A jovial laugh bellows from deep within as he recalls awaiting a poor soul to exit that garage door. If the minigun didn't get him, the sticky bombs did. As his hearty laughter echoes off of Maze Tower, an idling engine is creeping down the narrow corridor. Just as the final whisper of the laugh escapes his lips, he hears the click. He turns, but it is too late. Robert is enveloped in the fiery doom of JStout's sedan. As the debris settles and the fire burns, silence swallows Los Santos like a dark cloud. However, it is short-lived. Laughter begins again, but it is a different laugh. An evil laugh. It continues for several minutes, followed by a cough and one short sentence. "Sorry man. You know I had to." 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misanthrope304 Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 RUkered, I may have to create another account to like that one a second time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Koch Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 How can I switch to a private/crew only room? I tried playing in freemode last night and with the 30 people, I couldn't even rob stores in the sticks without SmokeBluntzzz420 trying to start shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melraz09 Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 I know on the 360 version from the single player pause menu its online, play online, then there are several different options. Crew only, friends obly, invite only, etc....I dont know of a way to change types once started without goin back to single player pause menu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty J. Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 If you are like me and do not like dicking around in Free Mode and prefer the Quick Job option, but hate the fucking loading times, here is a tip I found on Reddit: - Go online in an invite only session (selected either from story mode in the options menu or via creator mode for some dumb reason).- Select a quick job you wish to play - Play. - After each job you go to the voting screen, but if everybody else decides to leave you can easily get back into your free mode without the loading times. - Repeat. I personally hate it whenever I am doing races and after a few races or contact missions you only get either DM or other types of jobs at the voting screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert C Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Burke, that post was about the only thing that brought a smile to my face yesterday, in the middle of a shitty day (little boy was in the hospital Tuesday night to Thursday evening). So, seriously, thanks for that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstout Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Yeah, that was rather quality. Hope the young'un's OK, Robert. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUkered Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Aw man, I'm sorry to hear that. Glad I could provide a little relief in whatever small way I could. I hope your little dude gets well soon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misanthrope304 Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Agreed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted January 16, 2015 Share Posted January 16, 2015 Last night, me and Cris ran into some bitches who were trying to do something they called a Spawn Trap to us. It involved putting bounties on each other to lure us to the beach and having a Sniper Battle, only there were seven of them and two of us (later four, Wardy and his mate Kannabis King turned up). But apparently they had (or thought they had) figured out a way to kill people where they always respawn on the beach and you can spawn snipe them. It also involved hiding behind dunes like pussies, and using the Karl Marxman rifle a lot. And what was either luck or a good connection speed. Then a hacker showed up. Who was probably allied with them, because they'd kill us while we were reporting and kicking him. The guys we were fighting all left but the hacker was still there, and then I spotted a white, borderless dot next to me and shot it... and killed Cristobal. Who suffers from permanent red dot disorder, and has a blue and green border at all times. Fucking hackers. We did some missions later. Cris needed money, as he was down to his last $1000 or so. I was down to my last $3,5000,000. I bought an Adder last week. I didn't really want one, I just had so much money it made no sense not to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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