DreamBroken Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 *Taped for Xplosion: Mandrews & Tigre Uno def. DJ Z & TJ Perkins TNA Impact Wrestling - Airing September 2015 *Ethan Carter III opened the show with a promo, saying he doesn't care about TNA vs Global Force because he has the title and the power. He introduced his new assistant Jeff Hardy and demanded he get him a bottle of water then threw the water on Hardy. EC3 makes Hardy carry around a giant EC3 head and do his introductions with compliments. *Ethan Carter III & Tyrus (w/ Jeff Hardy) def. Matt Hardy & Rockstar Spud. During the match, EC3 ordered Jeff to hit Spud with a steel chair but he refused. *Jeff Jarrett called out Bobby Roode, wanting the King of the Mountain Championship back. They went back and forth but Karen talked them down from having a match. *Tigre Uno, Micah, & Robbie E def. Kenny King, Eli Drake, & Jessie Godderz when Robbie pinned Jessie *Brooke vs. Gail Kim went to a no contest when Lei'D Tapa interfered. Afterwards, Awesome Kong came out and brawled with Tapa. *The Wolves def. Brian Myers & Trevor Lee to win the TNA World Tag Team Championships. Sonjay Dutt tried to interfere but Earl Hebner knocked him out. *Chris Melendez challenged Eric Young to another match. Young accepted and vowed to take everything from Melendez. *Chris Masters def. Drew Galloway in a lumberjack match when Eric Young turned on TNA and joined Global Force after hitting Drew with a guitar. *Ethan Carter III forced Jeff Hardy to wear an EC3 suit. Rockstar Spud stood up for Jeff but got beat down. EC3 ordered Jeff to attack Spud or lose his job so Jeff attacked Spud. *Mahabali Shera def. Abyss after James Storm's interference backfired. *Dixie Carter & Jeff Jarrett had a contract signing for Lethal Lockdown where they signed away their shares into a briefcase. Both shot back and forth about why they should be in charge. Jarrett ended up knocking out Jeremy Borash. *Gail Kim def. Brooke, Awesome Kong, & Lei'D Tapa to become the new TNA Knockouts Champion. *Matt Hardy def. Jessie Godderz Team TNA (Drew Galloway, Lashley, Bram & The Wolves) def. Team Global Force (Jeff Jarrett, Eric Young, Chris Masters, Brian Myers, & Sonjay Dutt) in Lethal Lockdown to win the shares for TNA when Drew pinned Myers. Dixie celebrated with her team to end. Looking forward to seeing Masters/Drew again, favorite old Superstars pairing from 2011. Wolves surpass Beer Money in becoming 5 time champs. Hated that Taryn's reign ended but glad Brooke's was so short, good for Gail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamal Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Yeah, I would have preferred Gail be the one to take the title off of Taryn in the first place, but I'll take this too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Worst. Invasion. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoeCristyV.1.6 Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 What kind of Invasion was that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brysynner Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Bobby Roode's gonna end up with Karen Jarrett as his manager isn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 In a perfect world, their last show on DA comes down to Lethal Lockdown ending in a double KO finish and we never hear from either group again. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 In a perfect world, their last show on DA comes down to Lethal Lockdown ending in a double KO finish and we never hear from either group again. In my fantasy world Vince buys both companies for a few hundred bucks and sends Brock and Cesaro in to eliminate the entire roster via a gauntlet match. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 With Vince on commentary, laughing hysterically and shouting "You're fffffffiiiiiiirrrrrrreeeedddd!!!" everytime someone is eliminated. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 With Vince on commentary, laughing hysterically and shouting "You're fffffffiiiiiiirrrrrrreeeedddd!!!" everytime someone is eliminated. I picture him gonging them off each time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew POE! Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 With Vince on commentary, laughing hysterically and shouting "You're fffffffiiiiiiirrrrrrreeeedddd!!!" everytime someone is eliminated. Or going "Who's that guy? I don't know who he is!" even someone shows up or wondering how Derrick Bateman got to be a World champion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 But then wondering what the fuck happened to Drew Mcintyre, "I endorsed that asshole!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikoBaltimore Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Worst. Invasion. Ever. TNA is pretty much the wrestling equivalent of that guy in your signature. He's doing a bunch of crazy shit, not sure what is going on. But you can't help but look at it out of pure amusement. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Team TNA (Drew Galloway, Lashley, Bram & The Wolves) def. Team Global Force (Jeff Jarrett, Eric Young, Chris Masters, Brian Myers, & Sonjay Dutt) in Lethal Lockdown to win the shares for TNA when Drew pinned Myers. Dixie celebrated with her team to end. Global Force should have won Lethal Lockdown. They didn't put their best team out there, probably due to travel & scheduling problems. They should have booked Team TNA vs. these five: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 *spit take* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Nah, then we'd have more hand-wringing about man-on-woman "violence." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MGFanJay Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Opening promo and tag match sucked. Taryn in lingerie ranting ruled. Rest of the show pretty much sucked ass, sadly. Drew vs. Mordetsky had a couple of cool things, like the chop exchange. Booking killed the show. http://www.f4wonline.com/more/more-top-stories/100-tna/44459-tna-impact-wrestling-99-results-a-recap-mordetsky-vs-galloway Screens - http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/cja2hx6dm5ji94oq8o1vuxqx2qryik1u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DreamBroken Posted September 10, 2015 Author Share Posted September 10, 2015 Liked the Wolves tag and the main event. Never knew til now that TNA doesn't recognize the Wolves 1st tag title win at a house show last year so they're calling them 4 time champions instead of 5. Dug the spots from old Galloway/Mordetzky matches like the backslide backflipped into the Future Shock. Solid build to Lethal Lockdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Liked the Wolves tag and the main event. Never knew til now that TNA doesn't recognize the Wolves 1st tag title win at a house show last year so they're calling them 4 time champions instead of 5. Dug the spots from old Galloway/Mordetzky matches like the backslide backflipped into the Future Shock. Solid build to Lethal Lockdown. What is so funny about that is that they definitely acknowledged it when it happened but then they were all like FUCK! We have the Japan PPV! so the Bro-mans had to be champs. So yeah - there is something ironic about TNA saying a title switch doesn't count because it was at a house show 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Esp when they've done it plenty of times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 What kind of Invasion was that? It wasn't global, there wasn't much force, but there was wrestling. Jarrett's batting .333.When your invading group consists of the unnamed guy with the huge chin braid that hangs out with Lei'D Tapa, Scott D'Amore, and Karen Jarrett, you should realize you're in trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 And don't forget the former WWE midcarders. Actually, midcarders is probably giving everyone except Masters too much credit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Ray Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Hey isn't mr. Tapa's name Royal Red? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Hey isn't mr. Tapa's name Royal Red? Royal Red sounds like some really good pot. I think Mr. Lei'd Tapa works. Or we can give him one of the many names from the Bondage Somersault name generator list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgi86 Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Never knew til now that TNA doesn't recognize the Wolves 1st tag title win at a house show last year so they're calling them 4 time champions instead of 5. They recognize it. Mathews screwed up and said 4 instead of 5. He's since admitted his mistake on Twitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 I can't believe anyone cares at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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