Gonzo Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 The Steelers and the Vikings both report to Training Camp today, which means the offseason is over. Now we enter the part of the NFL calendar where we spend the next seven weeks saying, "Oh, dear lord, don't let anybody important get injured." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muhammedboehm Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 The Steelers and the Vikings both report to Training Camp today, which means the offseason is over. Now we enter the part of the NFL calendar where we spend the next seven weeks saying, "Oh, dear lord, don't let anybody important get injured." So that also makes this the thread to put the news reports of when your least favorite team has a, (insert name here) (insert injury here) (insert expected time missed here). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 The Fins have already cut Josh Freeman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Who's our sponsor for the ACL Tear of the Day? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hail Sabin Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Dr. James Andrews? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Virtue Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 ITS PRESEASON~!!!!!!!!! *takes a deep breath* There's sunshine outside for the next six months, right? I should go outside by then.. But.. football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Who's our sponsor for the ACL Tear of the Day? Does the NFL have an official multivitamin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Well, I wouldn't call it official, but... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hail Sabin Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 ITS PRESEASON~!!!!!!!!! *takes a deep breath* There's sunshine outside for the next six months, right? I should go outside by then.. But.. football. I play basketball on Sat and Sun every weekend then Football season then my hard work of getting better in shape goes to hell because I play basketball maybe once a month. This year will be different dammit or I will sell several POPs on EBay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Who's our sponsor for the ACL Tear of the Day? Snickers. . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Who's our sponsor for the ACL Tear of the Day?Rice Krispies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Who's our sponsor for the ACL Tear of the Day? Snickers. . . . Snickers is our Concussion of the Day, remember? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Man Known as Dan Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Nothing brings the funny like brain injuries! But seriously, after seeing that as someone whose life was pretty fucked by concussions, I might never buy a snickers bar again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 *obligatory cruel joke about you not remembering you wrote that due to concussions tomorrow* *is flogged*That is all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Jonathan Martin is retiring from the NFL due to 'back injuries'. He could have also chose "sucking at football" as a reason. Asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Jonathan Martin is retiring from the NFL due to 'back injuries'. He could have also chose "sucking at football" as a reason. Asshole. I thought he retired two years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Apparently Osi Umenyiora is in talks with the Giants to sign a one-day deal and retire as a Giant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 He'll end up coming to the event suited up thinking it was a long-term deal and that he's there to practice. They'll oblige and let him tackle whichever one of Phil Simms sons is still in the league with a spleen. I think it's Matt, rudimentary googling says he's with the Bills, so they could hook that up. Would've been easier when he was a Jet. He does realize he can leave the state of New York(northern Jersey) right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Jonathan Martin is retiring from the NFL due to 'back injuries'. He could have also chose "sucking at football" as a reason. Asshole. I thought he retired two years ago. Best I can figure is he has the ability to transform into adorable puppies on command. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 I am not sure if I am more shocked or pleasantly surprised that the Arizona Cardinals hired the first female coach in the NFL and we haven't heard the usual "IT IS THE PUSSIFICATION OF AMERICA" bullshit that we usually hear from sports radio/TV people desperate to show how much of a man they really are to other men. I guess they are distracted by other meaningless things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Fins have re-signed Josh Freeman for... reasons I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Competition for Tannehill's caddie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolfan in NYC Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 That's Matt Moore's job. Freeman is around because Ndamukong is a vengeful, angry god and needs fresh meat for our sacrifice unto him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 I choose to be an optimist. Maybe his signing bonus metagame is merely strong. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 No Brady until October. Suspension upheld. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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