Ryan Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 You think Brooke wrote a single bit of any of her songs? That's not really how it works with manufacturing stars like that. The same guy who wrote some Taylor Swift songs also started in a hardcore punk group, so they come from the oddest sources. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirSmUgly Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 I dunno - "shoes" and "boots" is a pretty good slant rhyme plus it has a common theme ("stuff you wear on your feet"). Keats-level stuff. Call it "Ode on an Aging Carny." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Someone could do wonders with this image somehow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caley Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 To his credit, he didn't play the context card, didn't deny it and wasn't anything less than accountable. Yes, it was an awful thing and he deserves no cookies for being accountable. However, it was a textbook example of what to do in this situation and he was advised very well. The next part is going to be hard for him: He has to disappear for a while. Personally, I think he should have added in a comment about not being himself because he was using painkillers at the time to deal with his bad back. Hogan will be back. This is bad, but it's not career-ending. He didn't try to deny it or keep it hidden (A la Bill Cosby). You want to know why Brooke's career as a songwriter never worked out? Exhibit A. She has all the artistic skills of a moody pretentious 14 year old girl who attended one creative writing class and now thinks she's Sylvia Plath. Everyone is sleeping on the "He may have slammed the giant" line. So good. So motherfuckin' good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Poor Brooke. Her pa doesn't have a "tender heart." He has an enlarged one, what if with all the steroids and all. I think all the steroids and coke are like beating the heart with a meat tenderizer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Poor Brooke. Her pa doesn't have a "tender heart." He has an enlarged one, what if with all the steroids and all. I think all the steroids and coke are like beating the heart with a meat tenderizer. That he is still alive in a minor miracle. Look at all the other guys from the era with his level of roid use, not many left standing sadly. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimo Necro Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 "Hey Dad, I'm writing this poem about you and I can't quite get the last line, can you give me some help? So far I got.... If you knew my father, you'd know he loves you all brother, He even loves his best friends wife and I'm sure plenty of others, So please don't throw away, your old Hulkster action figures... Any ideas Dad?" Brooke Hogan, yesterday. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 "Hey Dad, I'm writing this poem about you and I can't quite get the last line, can you give me some help? So far I got.... If you knew my father, you'd know he loves you all brother, He even loves his best friends wife and I'm sure plenty of others, So please don't throw away, your old Hulkster action figures... Any ideas Dad?" Brooke Hogan, yesterday. My dad is same shade of orange as Tigger. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Mann Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 WILL YOU STOP, BRAIN?! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidNatural Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Kick a man while he's down... He's easier to reach. - Bobby Heenan. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Poor Brooke. Her pa doesn't have a "tender heart." He has an enlarged one, what if with all the steroids and all. I think all the steroids and coke are like beating the heart with a meat tenderizer. That he is still alive in a minor miracle. Look at all the other guys from the era with his level of roid use, not many left standing sadly. . . Hogan spent the last 25 years of his career taking as few bumps as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SorceressKnight Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 If this story had broken twenty years ago, Hulk's initial WCW run might have gone over better. His WCW run would have bombed worse if it broke that soon- the Hulkster would never agree to mix with the Black and White, dude... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRV Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Nice chance for Vince & WWE to publicly distance themselves from a racist and pretend they're not racist as fuck. Another nice chance for mass media to pick apart one tape where one person said some shit that clearly sucks, instead of constantly tackling systemic institutional and cultural racism that dominates the West. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 So New Jack is trolling Hogan on social media That's how bad Hulk fucked up - he surrended the moral high ground to fucking New Jack 23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Nipped on the library computer to see what's going down. Not much then! Don't have time to read all the thread but will when on my own PC. Till then a few things: Hulk Hogan's a jackass. Hulking Up isn't going to get Hogan out of this mess. Booker T or KING BOOKAH finally caught up to Hulk. Further proof Bobby Heenan was right all along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetrolCB Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Further proof Bobby Heenan was right all along. Now we know whose side he is on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterien Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 There needs to be an unlimited amount of likes for threads like this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 There needs to be an unlimited amount of likes for threads like this. Agreed. I use mine up quickly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Has Metallica removed Hogan from their website's alumni page yet? It'll be really surreal if they wipe out any evidence of him ever playing with them. STEROIDS INHIBITING ME BLOOD IN MY PEE ANABOLIC HORROR 23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LP Steve Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Sterling apologized, but no one remembers that because he turned around and blasted Magic in the same interview and claimed entrapment. Also, he waited about two weeks before talking. In other words, he did everything you SHOULDN'T do. Another tie between the two of them: Hogan got the Benoit treatment from WWE, while Sterling employed Benoit Benjamin at center for many years... He should change his name back to "Sterling Golden" and go with a Col. DeBeers gimmick. Make lemonade out of lemons, brother! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w. josh Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 So, did you guys who thought Hogan was still a basically good dude until this just miss the part in the Nick Hogan trial where he argued that God used his son as a messenger to paralyze the other kid because he was a drug user, or...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterien Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 So, did you guys who thought Hogan was still a basically good dude until this just miss the part in the Nick Hogan trial where he argued that God used his son as a messenger to paralyze the other kid because he was a drug user, or...? Spot on. Surprised this wasn't mentioned until now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 So, did you guys who thought Hogan was still a basically good dude until this just miss the part in the Nick Hogan trial where he argued that God used his son as a messenger to paralyze the other kid because he was a drug user, or...? Who ever outside of older wrestlers that don't want their own shit getting aired out ever thought Hogan was a good dude? It's been pretty common knowledge that Hogan is a me-first carny of the highest order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 So, did you guys who thought Hogan was still a basically good dude until this just miss the part in the Nick Hogan trial where he argued that God used his son as a messenger to paralyze the other kid because he was a drug user, or...? Pretty much everything the Hogans said in those leaked jailhouse conversations made them look bad. I remember Nick calling the other kid a negative influence and asking Hulk to get that message out before Nick got released. I took that to mean they wanted to ruin the other kid's reputation to make Nick look better. At the time, they were trying to get Nick a reality show deal. Yeah..... The other family eventually ripped the Hogans a new one in the press, saying the entire family showed a complete lack of remorse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Part of me thinks this ends leads to Hulk going to North Korea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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