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How the fuck is it July already?

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Oh joy, another birthday coming up...

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Cheer up, guys. We're less than four days away from the public execution of Kofi Kingston at the hands of Brock Lesnar.

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Cheer up, guys. We're less than four days away from the public execution of Kofi Kingston at the hands of Brock Lesnar.

 

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Cheer up, guys. We're less than four days away from the biggest win of Kofi' Kingston's career.

 

That's probably what you meant to say, right?

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My birthday is July 29, which is also a very special can't miss episode of Lucha Underground. I just can't tell you why.

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That's the day the announce LU is getting cancelled?

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Cheer up, guys. We're less than four days away from the public execution of Kofi Kingston at the hands of Brock Lesnar.

 

How strange is it that Brock is facing off against Kofi? It made no sense at the time the match was announced and you assumed they would tie it into to some kind of storyline. 

 

Instead, they are treating it like an old episode of superstars where Brock Lesnar will be in singles action against an unnamed opponent.

 

Why waste a Brock match?

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I love that this conversation is happening now in it's like 4th thread.

 

Lesnar wanted to go to Japan to visit some folks (specifically Masa Saito). He figured he would do it on the WWE's dime.

 

And the unofficial reason Kofi is the opponent is because he and Brock are friends and Brock asked to work with him

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I swear, I thought, "What the hell did Debbie Harry wrestling Andy Kaufman do to shut down the thread?"

 

Oh, right ... July; new month.

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I love that this conversation is happening now in it's like 4th thread.

 

Lesnar wanted to go to Japan to visit some folks (specifically Masa Saito). He figured he would do it on the WWE's dime.

 

And the unofficial reason Kofi is the opponent is because he and Brock are friends and Brock asked to work with him

 

Some friend sending him to Suplex City, Bitch.

 

; )

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Wait...

 

Brock has friends?

It should have read "When they asked Brock who he did not want to physically maim, his answer was 'I guess Kofi Kingston'".  

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I'm more interested in how a friendship came up between Kofi and Brock. They seem like polar opposites, they didn't come up at the same time. I thought this match came about because it was an opportunity to give Brock a match against someone he wouldn't normally, and Kofi's a locker room favorite so why not let him do some cool spots with Brock and eat an F-5...or three.

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Have we explored the possibility

possibility that Brock just thinks Kofi is

Shelton Benjamin, and everyone is too afraid to correct him?

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That's the day the announce LU is getting cancelled?

Ban plz

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Have we explored the possibility

possibility that Brock just thinks Kofi is

Shelton Benjamin, and everyone is too afraid to correct him?

 

Your haiku needs some work

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I'm more interested in how a friendship came up between Kofi and Brock.

 

Kofi once removed a large thorn from Brock's massive paw and they've been friends ever since.

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Have we explored the possibility

possibility that Brock just thinks Kofi is

Shelton Benjamin, and everyone is too afraid to correct him?

 

Your haiku needs some work

 

Two guys look the same

Brock no care

Agents say don't tell

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It's 5-7-5

 

Not 5-3-5

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I hate Kofi lots

I really really hope that

Brock musclefucks him

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I swear, I thought, "What the hell did Debbie Harry wrestling Andy Kaufman do to shut down the thread?"

 

Oh, right ... July; new month.

I thought about starting the July thread, but wasnt sure if it was Rippa's to make.

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Kofi Kingston left

for Japan, but landed in

Suplex City, Bitch.

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Minnesota Stretching Crew???

"Kofi not Shelton!"

All feels same when lights are off

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German suplex hold

repeat as necessary

and then an F5

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