RIPPA Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 How the fuck is it July already? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OSJ Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Oh joy, another birthday coming up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattdangerously Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Cheer up, guys. We're less than four days away from the public execution of Kofi Kingston at the hands of Brock Lesnar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Cheer up, guys. We're less than four days away from the public execution of Kofi Kingston at the hands of Brock Lesnar. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Cheer up, guys. We're less than four days away from the biggest win of Kofi' Kingston's career. That's probably what you meant to say, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 My birthday is July 29, which is also a very special can't miss episode of Lucha Underground. I just can't tell you why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brysynner Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 That's the day the announce LU is getting cancelled? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyJ Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Cheer up, guys. We're less than four days away from the public execution of Kofi Kingston at the hands of Brock Lesnar. How strange is it that Brock is facing off against Kofi? It made no sense at the time the match was announced and you assumed they would tie it into to some kind of storyline. Instead, they are treating it like an old episode of superstars where Brock Lesnar will be in singles action against an unnamed opponent. Why waste a Brock match? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted July 1, 2015 Author Share Posted July 1, 2015 I love that this conversation is happening now in it's like 4th thread. Lesnar wanted to go to Japan to visit some folks (specifically Masa Saito). He figured he would do it on the WWE's dime. And the unofficial reason Kofi is the opponent is because he and Brock are friends and Brock asked to work with him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nate Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I swear, I thought, "What the hell did Debbie Harry wrestling Andy Kaufman do to shut down the thread?" Oh, right ... July; new month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Natural Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I love that this conversation is happening now in it's like 4th thread. Lesnar wanted to go to Japan to visit some folks (specifically Masa Saito). He figured he would do it on the WWE's dime. And the unofficial reason Kofi is the opponent is because he and Brock are friends and Brock asked to work with him Some friend sending him to Suplex City, Bitch. ; ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Wait... Brock has friends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Wait... Brock has friends? It should have read "When they asked Brock who he did not want to physically maim, his answer was 'I guess Kofi Kingston'". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brysynner Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I'm more interested in how a friendship came up between Kofi and Brock. They seem like polar opposites, they didn't come up at the same time. I thought this match came about because it was an opportunity to give Brock a match against someone he wouldn't normally, and Kofi's a locker room favorite so why not let him do some cool spots with Brock and eat an F-5...or three. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakk_Sabbath Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Have we explored the possibility possibility that Brock just thinks Kofi is Shelton Benjamin, and everyone is too afraid to correct him? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 That's the day the announce LU is getting cancelled? Ban plz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.K.o.S. Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Have we explored the possibility possibility that Brock just thinks Kofi is Shelton Benjamin, and everyone is too afraid to correct him? Your haiku needs some work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I'm more interested in how a friendship came up between Kofi and Brock. Kofi once removed a large thorn from Brock's massive paw and they've been friends ever since. 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Playa Shunna Ver 3.0 Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Have we explored the possibility possibility that Brock just thinks Kofi is Shelton Benjamin, and everyone is too afraid to correct him? Your haiku needs some work Two guys look the same Brock no care Agents say don't tell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted July 1, 2015 Author Share Posted July 1, 2015 It's 5-7-5 Not 5-3-5 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromatagon Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I hate Kofi lots I really really hope that Brock musclefucks him 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 I swear, I thought, "What the hell did Debbie Harry wrestling Andy Kaufman do to shut down the thread?" Oh, right ... July; new month. I thought about starting the July thread, but wasnt sure if it was Rippa's to make. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cristobal Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Kofi Kingston left for Japan, but landed in Suplex City, Bitch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technico Support Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Minnesota Stretching Crew??? "Kofi not Shelton!" All feels same when lights are off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 German suplex hold repeat as necessary and then an F5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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