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I only recommended Vince because WWE doesn't seem to quite know what Triple H's kayfabe real name is anymore. 

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Sabin's hurt so the Sabin/Kushida team is out of the GFW Tag Tournament.  Kushida's now in the LEXIS*NEXIS tournament instead.

 

Also, unavailable due to injury are The English Lords.

 

If Kushida can only team with guys from Michigan then they should've teamed him with Scott Steiner.  Steiner can drive the DeLorean.  Time-traveling Scott Steiner.

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Doc Steiner.  So many possibilities.  Kushida/Steiner is 383 and one third times better than Kushida/Sabin.  So that is 2 teams out of the tourney.  Are there any other teams involved??

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Sabin's hurt so the Sabin/Kushida team is out of the GFW Tag Tournament.  Kushida's now in the LEXIS*NEXIS tournament instead.

 

Also, unavailable due to injury are The English Lords.

 

If Kushida can only team with guys from Michigan then they should've teamed him with Scott Steiner.  Steiner can drive the DeLorean.  Time-traveling Scott Steiner.

Chris Sabin's hurt. In equally shocking news, water is wet.

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"Whoa, wait a minute, Scott. What are you talking about? What happens to us in the future? What, do we become assholes or something?"

"Nonononono, KUSHIDA. You and Jennifer turn out fine. It's your kids, KUSHIDA. Something's gotta be done about your kids!"

"What happened to th-"

"THEY'RE FAT."

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Other teams are The Reno Scum, The Bollywood Boyz from Canada, and The Akbars from I dunno, ISIS.  They're masked.  Pretty sure one of them is Arya Daivari.  The other one could be Admiral.

 

The English Lords were in an accident on the Autobahn years ago.  Still haven't recovered.

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WWE should just sign EC3 and have him continue his act in WWE. Just make him Vince McMahon's obnoxious nephew that Triple H and Steph have to try to find odd jobs for to keep Vince happy. 

Make him Hunter's nephew....HHH3

 

 

They could make him 4H and have him be the shame of the family who wants to promote sustainable farming.

 

 

Who are the English Lords?

 

 

The English Lords were the tag team champions who were injured and had to give up the tag titles in Global Wrestling Federation.  They were rumored to be in that tournament Pat Patterson won in Rio.

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Their car mysteriously had 4 flat tires, courtsey of the freebirds.

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Other teams are The Reno Scum, The Bollywood Boyz from Canada, and The Akbars from I dunno, ISIS.  They're masked.  Pretty sure one of them is Arya Daivari.  The other one could be Admiral.

 

 

I hope their finisher is called "It's a Trap!"

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This thread keeps on giving. Here's my contribution to it which I posted here when it was first made:

 

 

Classic!

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http://shoptna.com/impact-wrestling-presents-the-best-of-hulk-hogan.aspx

 

- Hulk Hogan arrives: The Historic Press Conference
- Hulk Hogan's debut on IMPACT Wrestling
- Hulk Hogan and Abyss vs. Ric Flair and AJ Styles
- Lockdown Steel Cage Match: Team Hogan vs. Team Flair
- Hulkamania runs wild at Wembley Arena in London
- Hulk Hogan forms the "Immortal" Alliance
- Hulk Hogan brawls with Bully Ray / Aces & 8s
- Hulk Hogan vs. "The Icon" Sting at Bound For Glory 2011
- Bonus Match (Never Televised): Hulk Hogan, Sting and James Storm vs. Kurt Angle, Bobby Roode and Bully Ray
- Plus, an interview with Hulk Hogan, Before The Bell: Sting vs. Hogan and more Bonus Material

 

3 matches.  He's not actually in the Lethal Lockdown match.

 

Any best of Hogan in TNA should have that time Blue Pants took him and Sting out with mace and they got thrown in a van and taken to the secret A&8s hideout.  Or that time Abyss fed Hogan his own HOF ring.  Or that time he jumped Sting in the back and every time he threw a punch he exclaimed, "WHAPPACHA".

 

There's a new Best Of Jeff Hardy too.  They're selling it as Vol. 3 but there looks to be a lot of double dipping with the prior releases.

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I can't find video.  It was dumb.  It was TNA.

 

leva-bates-tna.jpg

http://www.diva-dirt.com/59600/independent-wrestler-leva-bates-appears-on-impact/

 

She comes up to Hogan and tells him he needs to sign off on something.  Hogan was officially in charge on Sting's recommendation.  Prior to that he stole the company from Dixie by getting her to blindly sign something.  He blindly signs the papers and then Fake Biker Gang Pants sprays both Hogan and Sting with mace and more fake bikers attack and throw them in a van to take them to their secret hideout.

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http://shoptna.com/impact-wrestling-presents-the-best-of-hulk-hogan.aspx

 

- Hulk Hogan arrives: The Historic Press Conference

- Hulk Hogan's debut on IMPACT Wrestling

- Hulk Hogan and Abyss vs. Ric Flair and AJ Styles

- Lockdown Steel Cage Match: Team Hogan vs. Team Flair

- Hulkamania runs wild at Wembley Arena in London

- Hulk Hogan forms the "Immortal" Alliance

- Hulk Hogan brawls with Bully Ray / Aces & 8s

- Hulk Hogan vs. "The Icon" Sting at Bound For Glory 2011

- Bonus Match (Never Televised): Hulk Hogan, Sting and James Storm vs. Kurt Angle, Bobby Roode and Bully Ray

- Plus, an interview with Hulk Hogan, Before The Bell: Sting vs. Hogan and more Bonus Material

 

3 matches.  He's not actually in the Lethal Lockdown match.

 

Any best of Hogan in TNA should have that time Blue Pants took him and Sting out with mace and they got thrown in a van and taken to the secret A&8s hideout.  Or that time Abyss fed Hogan his own HOF ring.  Or that time he jumped Sting in the back and every time he threw a punch he exclaimed, "WHAPPACHA".

 

It also should include the first time Hogan was supposed to come to TNA in 2003 and bailed out.

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Doesn't New Japan own the footage of that angle?

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I think the other Akbar is Mohammad Ali Vaez from OVW.

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Doesn't New Japan own the footage of that angle?

 

Makes sense. They've shown the footage a lot at the time, but of course they've had a much better relationship with New Japan back then.

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The Chono vs. Hogan match that happened right before the guitar shot angle was actually pretty decent.

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I find it funny that Hogan won't job to Jarrett. I mean sure Jeff Jarrett might be the most average wrestler ever but Hogan has walked out of two companies over it. I mean seriously there is worst things that could happen to you in wrestling then losing to Jeff Jarrett. Tommy Dreamer voluntarily took a cinder block to the balls and Hogan wont job to Jeff Jarrett. 

 

And here is that Hogan-Chono match

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I would rather take the cinder block to the balls.  Hogan could be 108 years old, in a wheel chair, shitting his pants, and have no idea where he was and I would still not put Jarrett over him.  

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