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I did this because of the following blurb from Meltzer today

 

 

--Some of the TNA talent that is gone, is actually being transferred as part of an invasion angle.  The expectation is that any TNA talent who is in GFW, James Storm in particular, would be on TNA TV somewhat soon.  There may be other transfers.  We've got a major story on this in the next issue.

 

So I am just mashing everything together

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Considering the stories that DA is cancelling TNA in September, this makes no sense.

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This isn't going to help Dixie or Jeff at all, but now all of our snark can go in one thread!

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Wasn't there a blurb that if Jarrett can legit buy TNA and rebrand it as Global Force (just get Dixie and her people the hell out of the company), they would be open to resigning them come September? Unless they plan to redo the death of World Class when the USWA took it over, guys going from TNA to Global makes no sense what so ever.

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Funny thing was Jarrett was a part of the death of World Class angle.   Embry's face turn kinda started from his feud with Jarrett.

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 I saw Bob Ryder saying something about a couple of them on Twitter, something to the effect that he has no idea why people would say they're gone from TNA when they have months left on their deals. I thought to myself, NO ONE is this deluded. It has to be an angle.

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How does an invasion angle work? Global Force has had what.. one show? Doesn't there have to be a collection of wrestlers who are known as Global Force talent to defend the honor of the promotion?  Doesn't there have to be Global Force fans who give a crap that another promotion is invading "their" brand?

 

I don't get it.

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This is like kids from one melting snowball fort walking two feet over to another slightly less-melting snowball fort.

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James Storm of GFW invades TNA's Impact Zone.

Announcers implode, from uncertainty over whether to say "WE KNOW WHO THAT IS!" versus "HE DOESN'T EVEN WORK FOR THIS COMPANY!"

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Did TNA ever bother getting any gimmick names trademarked?  Would it matter in this situation?

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Dixie is going to try and steal the database.

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This isn't going to help Dixie or Jeff at all, but now all of our snark can go in one thread!

Can one thread handle that much snark?

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How does an invasion angle work? Global Force has had what.. one show? Doesn't there have to be a collection of wrestlers who are known as Global Force talent to defend the honor of the promotion?  Doesn't there have to be Global Force fans who give a crap that another promotion is invading "their" brand?

 

I don't get it.

 

Same here.  I can't see what either company has that would be worth invading for - or defending the promotion against invaders, for that matter.

 

I'd guess TNA wants Global's roster, but they couldn't afford to pay them.  And TNA's roster is pretty thin at this point.  If anyone really wanted TNA's talent, they'd probably have signed them by now.

 

Maybe Global wants TNA's pile of debt so Toby Keith can get a tax write-off.

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This is just like the nwo-wcw thing, except no one cares about either side.

Announcer: JAMES STORM HAS JOINED GLOBAL FORCE!

Crowd:WE LIKE HOT DOGS! (clap clap clap clap clap)

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Best guess is this ''invasion'' angle will really just boil down to one giant Dixie vs Jarrett mess of a feud.  Remaining TNA roster is loyal to Dixie, GFW guys loyal to Jarrett.  

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This is just like the nwo-wcw thing, except no one cares about either side.

 

So it's almost like the movie Undisputed where one guy was a murderer and the other was a rapist (or whatever).

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"We know who that database is!"

 

Yeah, I got nothin'.

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....

Fuck, this isn't even worth a smart ass comment.

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"We know who that database is!"

 

Yeah, I got nothin'.

We know who that laptop is!

 

"May I have your attention please. I have received a text from the nameless Impact Wrestling commissioner."

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This is stupid.

CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLA ... P ... THIS IS ST ... STUPID ... CLAP ... CLAP ..?

Only me huh?

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TNA dueling chants vs. GFW dueling chants.  Hopefully the rigging collapses on the fans.

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This might be a good thing. Jarrett and Dixie merging? It's always fun when two idiots get into an argument.

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Ah, the wrestling equivalent of invading North Jersey.

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