DEAN Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Man, this year doesn't start well. What do you do when your fish sounds bad? WELL?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodzillaPerez Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Tune a fish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted June 6, 2015 Author Share Posted June 6, 2015 WE HAVE A WINNER! You win nothing. Why did the book join the police? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(BP) Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 It wanted to go undercover? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted June 6, 2015 Author Share Posted June 6, 2015 It wanted to go undercover?WE HAVE A WINNER! You win nothing!Where does a catcher sit down for dinner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death From Above Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 STERN WARNING 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuetsar Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 It wanted to go undercover?WE HAVE A WINNER! You win nothing!Where does a catcher sit down for dinner? Home Plate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Where does a catcher sit down for dinner? Behind the plate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted June 7, 2015 Author Share Posted June 7, 2015 Where does a catcher sit down for dinner? Behind the plate? WE HAVE A WINNER! You win nothing. I can't eat anymore popsicles today. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingus Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 I once had a girlfriend who adored these sorts of ancient gags. I groaningly referred to them as her "cereal-box jokes". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 For me, it's not summer in DVDVR Land until I win nothing in DEAN'S Popsicle contest. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted June 7, 2015 Author Share Posted June 7, 2015 How does thread get to school? WELL?!?! HOW DOES IT?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Weak Machine Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 It takes the spool bus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted June 7, 2015 Author Share Posted June 7, 2015 It takes the spool bus! WE HAVE A WINNER! You win nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted June 7, 2015 Author Share Posted June 7, 2015 How do you get your handkercheif to dance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSC Posted June 7, 2015 Share Posted June 7, 2015 Put a little boogie in it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted June 7, 2015 Author Share Posted June 7, 2015 Put a little boogie in it! WE HAVE A WINNER! You win nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted June 8, 2015 Author Share Posted June 8, 2015 What stays in a corner but goes around the world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 A stamp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted June 9, 2015 Author Share Posted June 9, 2015 A stamp? WE HAVE A WINNER! You win nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonteCarl Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Not sure if it's allowed for me to hijack this thread with a joke of my own, but our 8 year old daughter told us this joke the other day What is a seal's favorite subject in school? ART! ART! ART! It's all in the delivery 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odessasteps Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 It's been 90 degrees this week. Some popsicles must have been consumed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raziel Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 The popsicles are mourning Dusty too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEAN Posted June 19, 2015 Author Share Posted June 19, 2015 I found a stray one in the freezer. What has three feet but no toes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Fowler Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 A yardstick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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