BurningBeard Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 "Next week: Catering debuts! BUT WHOSE SIDE ARE THEY ON?!" We know who that is.... ITS DONALD McRONALD!!!! Just lost it in the office laughing at this 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hollywood Cibernetico Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 Didn't Samoa Joe get all pissy for TNA not using his buddy's catering service after promising him? Its time to stick it to the man have the that same dude cater GFW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Dave Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 Im trying to think of contractually unaffiliated guys they could bring in at this point.... Lance Hoyt. Brian Myers. Ted DiBiase Jr. Colt Cabana. The Young Bucks. Crime Time. The Bullet Club guys, if an arrangement is made. Tommy Dreamer. The Dudley Boys. uh..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPA Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 Ignoring reality of guys signing - other unaffiliated not mentioned yet Elijah Burke Charlie Haas Tomko James Mason (I am trying to think of UK guys who aren't pseudo with TNA) Buff Bagwell Garrett Bischoff Wes Brisco And if they are doing a women's division Cheerleader Melissa Velvet Sky (though she goes were Bubba Ray goes) Jackie ODB (I can't assume she has a ROH contract and if she does I doubt it is that solid) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafkonia Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 What's Sylvester Terkay up to? Vladimir Koslov? Carlito? Ricky Ortiz? Maybe get Rico out of retirement. Basically, they could sign large portions of WWE's mid-2000s roster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Sweetser Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 The ones that are still alive, anyway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 There's a kid named David from Edmonton that's available. I can't remember his last name. I think his father may have been a wrestler, but he hasn't been around for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeeball Wizard Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 What's Sylvester Terkay up to? Vladimir Koslov? Carlito? Ricky Ortiz? Maybe get Rico out of retirement. Always liked Terkay, wouldn't mind seeing him turn up there. Maybe Balls Mahoney,Roadkill,DJ Gabriel,Shawn Stasiak and Chuck Palumbo. Whats Above Average Mike Sanders doing now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nice Guy Eddie Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Pretty sure Sanders is out of the biz. Last I heard, he does stand up comedy and motivational speaking. Stasiak also got out of wrestling and became a chiropractor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn411 Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Always an outside chance to get Rey Mysterio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Sonjay Dutt, Petey Williams, Elix Skipper, Jimmy Rave, Cody Deaner just bring them all in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeeball Wizard Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 The previous post made me curious, so I looked it up and found out Elix Skipper is 47! I knew he was older but wow. Anywho, how about Jason Cross, Jerelle Clark and Nate Webb. Fuck it, how about Tracy Smothers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Conn Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Don't forget EZ Money and Chris Hamrick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Terkay's an auto salesman in PA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clintthecrippler Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 I'd be okay if they just looked through a bunch of IWA Mid-South videos from 2002 and hired anyone that isn't dead or in jail. The nerds and smarks can geek out over CM Punk and Austin Aries, while I mark out for Simon Sezz vs. Adam Gooch in a best of seven series. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Terkay's an auto salesman in PA. http://washingtonpatoyota.com/staff/ He's only about an hour away from me. I'd buy a car from him if he'd re-grow the beard and do the faux-Bruiser Brody gimmick while we haggle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawn411 Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Damien Wayne would be an awesome pick up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool arrow Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Damien Wayne would be an awesome pick up Damian Wayne would be even better. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimo Necro Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 I'd be okay if they just looked through a bunch of IWA Mid-South videos from 2002 and hired anyone that isn't dead or in jail. The nerds and smarks can geek out over CM Punk and Austin Aries, while I mark out for Simon Sezz vs. Adam Gooch in a best of seven series. Bull Pain needs to be involved somewhere. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeeball Wizard Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 I'd be okay if they just looked through a bunch of IWA Mid-South videos from 2002 and hired anyone that isn't dead or in jail. The nerds and smarks can geek out over CM Punk and Austin Aries, while I mark out for Simon Sezz vs. Adam Gooch in a best of seven series.Bull Pain needs to be involved somewhere. Well if they're going that route how about Cash Flo, Tarek the Great and American Kickboxer? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kafkonia Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 What are Gymini up to these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 What are Gymini up to these days? I assume you're referring to the Shane Twins (aka the Johnsons and half a dozen other names)? Retired from the business five or six years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AxB Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Is Mickie Knuckles still working? Because I'm sure Russo can't wait to change her first name back to 'Moose' again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spritenaut 32 Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Is Mickie Knuckles still working? Because I'm sure Russo can't wait to change her first name back to 'Moose' again. Yep, still working. She worked an indy show in my area two weeks ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.H. Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Y'know, using Knuckles and Jessie Belle Smothers along with Tracey Smothers as a manager wouldn't be such a bad idea James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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